Saturday, September 25, 2021

Game 155: Murder the bastards

 

The day Ted Williams spit on the fans

86 comments:

  1. And don't forget the time he hit his manager's housekeeper with a bat! Sure, he SAID it was an accident. But as Jung would tell you, there are no accidents.

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  2. Meanwhile, we need a song for today's game. How about this one: "The Minstrel Boy," being played after the Irish Brigade took mass before the third day of Gettysburg?

    https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=AwrE._CjeU9h2qosgIA0nIlQ;_ylu=c2VjA3NlYXJjaAR2dGlkAw

    All right, I know, I know: It was just a movie. And chances are, in 1863, any Catholic priest worth his confessional would've excommunicated anyone who tried to play a folk song as part of a mass.

    But still!

    The Irish Brigade was made up primarily of New York Irish regiments, including the famous, "Fighting 69th." The Union army tried to attach a regiment of Anglo Massachusetts men to it for awhile, but they wanted out. Fie on them! And on all Boston today!

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  3. I made the masthead! Such an honor. I'm flabbergasted.

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  4. Well, this is looking like the usual Yankee game after a big win

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  5. This is when King gets crowned and not in a good sense...

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  6. Bonehead is an idiot for putting that play on.

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  7. 2, 3 and 4 hitters up. What an asshole.

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  8. The Master not mincing words: The Yankees failed. They had a runner on third with one out and did not score him. They failed.

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  9. Off topic, but does anyone think the current management will have enough class to give the Master a day and a plaque in monument park after they fire him at the end of the season?

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  10. Putting that play on with less than 2 out, and as you pointed, Rufus, just stupid.... David Cone was all for it. But....

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  11. JM, I felt the same way the first and only time my words made the chyron.

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  12. I miss the urine stain uni's.

    Kinda reminds me of American Graffiti.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9IbT95COWY

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  13. There's no such thing as clutch, but there is ICS.

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  14. Carl, there he is again. Two appearances that I never thought would happen.

    But no starts - thank the gods!

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  15. This tepid trainwreck is Driven By Jeep ... sigh ...

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  16. The Sux are preparing us a gift - will the Yankees take advantage or will they once again turn up (or maybe down) flaccid?

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  17. Gardner can still play a good all-around game. But he shouldn't have had to start so many. Cheap bastards....

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  18. I really want to love Wagner - if only he wasn’t such a complete National Socialist

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  19. The really good news: Stanton can’t hit into a double play

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  20. HE HIT IT OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK!!!!!

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  21. Got back home in time for this inning. Thank God.

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  22. "Giancarlo, non si può stoparlo! It is a Stantonian home run!"

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  23. That was some shot. And at a great moment too. Over the draft kings sign and out into Landsdowne

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  24. Weird, I actually thought of this possibility three batters early. But HOLY FUCK!

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  25. I think he might have actually hit that OVER the lights

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  26. OK, I was going say bonehead actually put a good play on with Gardner stealing 2 out and Judge up.

    Now he has Green up in the bullpen.

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  27. Hells bells. No confidence in Chapman isn't good, at all.

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  28. Not Overused Green. Even Chapman is a better choice.

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  29. I guess that Boone wanted Green to be ready in case of Chapman blowing a gasket...

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  30. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY BULLSHIT ABOUT REDEPTION ARCS!! TAKE THAT SHIT AND FORCE IN DOWN AND DEEP WHERE IT WON'T EVER SEE LIGHT OR REDUCE OUR ALCOHOL INTAKE!!!


    FUCKERS!!!!!!

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  31. Chapo is consistent.

    In raising blood pressure.

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  32. WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE!?!? WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING TELL YOU ALL!?!?!?!?

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  33. Chapman is coming through again. Just moments after Kay extols his recent success.

    Way to go guys.

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  34. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  35. Exactly Win.

    You took the scream right out of my mouth.

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  36. The Master: It's not easy. If you've been with the Yankees all year you know it's not easy.


    Really? You don't say?

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  37. How embarrassing it is to have somebody up in the pen when your CLOSER is in??



    Chapman better be ashamed.

    And better close the door...

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  38. Green is getting up. I'm going to have flashbacks.

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  39. Iglesias goes down singing.

    For all the girls I've loved before....

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  40. Inglesias son is up now

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  41. What happened to Chapman fastball?

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  42. The Master: Thuhuhuhuhuhuhh-uhuhuhuhuh-uhuhuhuhhhuuuhhhuuuhhuuu Yankees win.

    He was very excired.

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  43. That Stanton slam was Reggie-like.

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  44. Well, Chapman closed the door. Good for him. However, still seeing Green over his shoulder should have him embarrassed.

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  45. We're beating the Lemons. In Fenway.

    Wow.

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  46. Yeah, very exciting Michael Kay. Tied for the wild card lead - meanwhile the Yankees are only eight games out of first and on the verge of elimination from winning the division.

    Just great . How to sell sloppy seconds.

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  47. Big Sevy get the win and his shredded latissimus dorsi get the game ball.

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  48. Maybe Sevy can endorse Shredded Wheat.

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  49. Chapman had nothing special... Worried, I am...

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  50. We won tonight for the potential privilege of a one-game playoff just to get into the playoffs.

    Very exciting.

    It only means both the Sux and the Yankees hopes for a division title can be eliminated tonight with a Rays win.

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  51. Stanton is fucking everything up!

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  52. And the Yankees front office and (alleged) management will crow about how tough and gritty and determined this team is - they showed a lot of heart.

    More of the same shit. And the Rays are lounging 8 games up on the verge of another division title.

    Remember when winning the division was the only game in town?

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  53. If only I bet on 2 Lucky Luis victories instead of starts, sigh.

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  54. I remember when winning the world series was the only game in town.

    George was an asshole, but that was his requirement.

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  55. Yuckersley on NESN wailed for 2 innings on how far the Polish catcher's home run would have gone had it not hit the light pole.

    It went into the memory hole when glass man hit one forty feet higher as it cleared the light pole.

    Yuckersley's one good point: He's not Jerry Remy.

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  56. JM,

    "I need a drink" seems unconnected to the game.

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  57. Where's the post guys?! Stanton saves the day! Juju is exploding out of the pores of every Yankee right now.

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