I’ll say one thing for Gallo. He may be a useless turd, but when he gets hold of one (which is rare and worthless at the same time) he certainly hits the snot out of it.
1. Where the fuck is Velazquez? 2. I'm annoyed with Voit's bitching, but has he been Refsnydered? 3. The vaunted Yankees offense sucks. Kudos to ZachA for pointing the ineptitude. Two HRs, but only 2 runs. Like the Carmines in the early 70s. 4. Fuck you HAL 5. Fuck you brainless 6. Fuck you bonehead. 7. Rizzo isn't on the downside enough to be re-signed. He needs to have a crap year elsewhere first, then brainless will want him back.
Wiki: "Born in Savannah, Georgia, to Denise O'Dey and Russell "Shorty" Stanford,[3] Dent went home from the hospital with his mother's brother James Earl Dent, and James' wife, Sarah. Bucky and his half-brother were raised by the Dents, who changed his last name to "Dent", but his mother would not allow them to legally adopt. He and his half-brother were led to believe the Dents were their biological parents, until he was ten years old.[4] Dent was told the woman he knew as his aunt was in fact his mother.[3] Later in life, he was told the name of his father, whom he then found, thus sparking and developing a relationship."
Thank you. I was thinking back fondly on the AAA legend and wins leader when my hatred for Gleyber crossed into my mind. I think he should be handed the same fate and banished to the minors.
Too bad that one of my favorite players, Tanaka-San was too rich for Hal. The whole dynamic of the pitching staff changes, possibly extending to the hitters. Well at least our expensive centerfielder is sharpening his golf game. God only knows how many of my teeth have cracked roots because of Hal.
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We root for a precision strike by a tiny meteorite.
ReplyDeleteI'd take an extravagant strike by a quite large chunk of rock.
ReplyDeleteAs long as it doesn't take out my Bucky Dent brick.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dropbox.com/s/xb1c2fddhac9ika/IMG_6082_crop.JPG?dl=0
Gallo wakes up when it doesn't matter anymore. Great.
ReplyDeleteIt's so he'll get that 7 year extension over the winter.
ReplyDeleteRufus? That doesn't say Bucky Dent.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Dent
ReplyDeleteName at birth Russell Earl O'Dey
Knew they wouldn't allow Bucky Dent, so we went with Russ O'Dey.
I have a duplicate signed by Bucky Dent and Mike Torrez. Steiner made a profit from it.
I’ll say one thing for Gallo. He may be a useless turd, but when he gets hold of one (which is rare and worthless at the same time) he certainly hits the snot out of it.
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ReplyDeleteI think Rizzo might be worth keeping around. He may be past his sell date, but he’s quite a glove.
And a full season staring at that short pitch might even extend his career. This is, after all, the place where has-been a go to retire.
ReplyDelete1. Where the fuck is Velazquez?
ReplyDelete2. I'm annoyed with Voit's bitching, but has he been Refsnydered?
3. The vaunted Yankees offense sucks. Kudos to ZachA for pointing the ineptitude. Two HRs, but only 2 runs. Like the Carmines in the early 70s.
4. Fuck you HAL
5. Fuck you brainless
6. Fuck you bonehead.
7. Rizzo isn't on the downside enough to be re-signed. He needs to have a crap year elsewhere first, then brainless will want him back.
And Now: The Scions of Scunnery, Our 2021 Bullpen.
ReplyDeleteRussell Earl O'Dey??? The fuck you say??
ReplyDeleteWiki: "Born in Savannah, Georgia, to Denise O'Dey and Russell "Shorty" Stanford,[3] Dent went home from the hospital with his mother's brother James Earl Dent, and James' wife, Sarah. Bucky and his half-brother were raised by the Dents, who changed his last name to "Dent", but his mother would not allow them to legally adopt. He and his half-brother were led to believe the Dents were their biological parents, until he was ten years old.[4] Dent was told the woman he knew as his aunt was in fact his mother.[3] Later in life, he was told the name of his father, whom he then found, thus sparking and developing a relationship."
ReplyDeleteWe all come from blended families; that is true.
And Bucky Dent has a brick at Phen Weigh Pahk. Forever.
ReplyDeleteFuck the carmines.
And I've been to the mini-Phen Weigh in Delray Beach. Dent is at bat on the (permanent) scoreboard.
ReplyDeleteIf they can score 5 more, they may have a chance to win.
ReplyDeleteGardy Party!! Lets see those fuckers blow this one!!
ReplyDeleteWait!! No!! I take it back!! I take it back!! LET'S NOT SEE THAT!! LET'S NOT!!
Dammit. What have I done?
ReplyDeleteSomebody lock El Chapo in the trainers room for a couple of hours.
ReplyDeleteBig Head was talking about Gardner coming back next year.
ReplyDeleteKinda like talking about the parolee taking your daughter to the prom.
King has had a solid outing...
ReplyDeleteChapman might be able to close this one out. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteStanton is unable to hit into a DP this AB.
ReplyDeleteJoey again!!!
ReplyDeleteKeep Chapo locked in the trainer's room.
ReplyDeleteJoe Pesci is getting to be almost likeable.
ReplyDeleteJoey has 6 HR in his last 6 starts
ReplyDeleteA couple more runs and it may be safe to let El Chapo out of the trainer's room.
ReplyDeleteI believe that all 6 HR have been solo shots, but hey that's still more than Gley Igawa.
ReplyDeleteGley Igawa.
ReplyDeleteNicely played, sir!
Gley Igawa. [slowly nods approvingly]
ReplyDeleteGardy 119 wRC+ second half, it just might happen....
ReplyDeleteIt's der Luger.
ReplyDeleteUnd das ist alle sie schreiben.
ReplyDeleteOk, hat geschreibt. So sue me.
ReplyDeleteQuality start by Kluber, three perfect innings from the bullpen, and 8 runs by the lineup. Wow.
ReplyDeleteThat’s the best all-around game they’ve played in a while. Nice to have a temporary reprieve from the shitty normal play.
Thank you. I was thinking back fondly on the AAA legend and wins leader when my hatred for Gleyber crossed into my mind. I think he should be handed the same fate and banished to the minors.
ReplyDeleteJM has drifted into German.
ReplyDeleteGallo has 37 HR and 75 RBI. No wonder he doesn't like hitting high in the order.
Leinstery,
ReplyDeleteI think we should run with it until it sticks.
I'll spread it everywhere I can the next time he makes a massive mistake, which should be tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteToo bad that one of my favorite players, Tanaka-San was too rich for Hal. The whole dynamic of the pitching staff changes, possibly extending to the hitters. Well at least our expensive centerfielder is sharpening his golf game. God only knows how many of my teeth have cracked roots because of Hal.
ReplyDeleteTeams that hit only homers are teams that go home in October.
ReplyDeleteLove it, bitty.
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