It sounded like Suzyn said someone named Michael Pineda was pitching. In the Bigs. And then she said someone named Sunny Gray was pitching too? In the Big Leagues. Tonight.
Anonymous Bosch, the new Stanton slump has started. No Steely Dan, though I'd recommend "Fire in the Hole" or "King of the World" given my mood right now.
That game makes me want to hole up on the caves of Altamira.
"Everyone's gone to the Movies", if that song came out today Fagan and Becker would be serving hard time. Which shows how ridiculous and uptight this Country has become.....
So, does this Team stand up to Ray tomorrow, or do they lay down and die?
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Well, as Yogi once said, even if your starting pitcher shits the bed, you still gotta play the rest of the game. Or something like that.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck was that with Gio and Gallo? Is this the Bad News Bears?
ReplyDeletePathetic.
ReplyDeleteya gotta type help me mr. wizard. orger wise the juju won't work.
ReplyDeleteIt's really Gallo's ball. He's a real winner.
ReplyDeleteAre we witnessing the beginning of the next Stanton slump?
ReplyDeleteHow we gonna beat them when they can hold Giancarlo hitless? HOW!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteIt sounded like Suzyn said someone named Michael Pineda was pitching. In the Bigs. And then she said someone named Sunny Gray was pitching too? In the Big Leagues. Tonight.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry! Joey Gallo will save us!
ReplyDeleteAnd someone named Brooks Christie is pitching for Baltimore?
ReplyDeleteThat's so weird. Like it must have some hidden meaning.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteCole’s got nothing, but he’s hanging in there.
Props.
I won't say that Gallo deserved that beaning, but then I won't say that he didn't either.
ReplyDeleteVoit ready to whiff.
ReplyDeleteBrigadoon Voit.
ReplyDeleteWhiff's better than a GIDP.
ReplyDeleteThat stupid lefty right thing again. I'd rather have Gardy.
ReplyDeleteOld reliable. K.
ReplyDeleteNext time around, it might be too late to PH Sanchez.
ReplyDeleteKyle!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLololol!
ReplyDeleteHigashioka! The RBI single stroke-a!
ReplyDeleteI like it, Steve.
ReplyDeleteHiggy!!!
ReplyDeleteWet towel alert:
ReplyDeleteKriske Kreamed is pitching for Balmer.
Lasagna is back!
ReplyDeleteWe suddenly have a great bullpen. Lasagna, Holmes, Sevvy, German, sometimes Wanda, and the reconstituted Cappie.
ReplyDeleteWho am I forgetting?
Goose Gossage?
ReplyDeleteLugnut and King.
ReplyDeleteRicky Ricardo.
ReplyDeleteStellar bullpen.
ReplyDeleteHolmes. Forget Clay Wad when it’s a tie game
ReplyDeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteGleyber doesn't make that play at short.
ReplyDeleteIt's a single to left.
ReplyDeleteHelp me Mr. Wizard!
ReplyDeleteGallo must be hurt.
ReplyDeleteOr Bonehead is an idiot.
Or both.
I'm guessing "both"
DeleteThree pitch strikeout.
ReplyDeleteWay to go ICS!
"Aaron Boone is out of moves," Kay said.
ReplyDeleteHe ran out of them sometime in July, I think.
Shit. Nice try.
ReplyDeleteI blame Gallo.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Gallo's hbp caused some kind of damage.
ReplyDeleteNever expected a sweep vs Toronto. And we won't get one.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Bosch, the new Stanton slump has started. No Steely Dan, though I'd recommend "Fire in the Hole" or "King of the World" given my mood right now.
ReplyDeleteThey need Dr. Olu, not Dr. Wu.
ReplyDeleteAre you with me, Dr. Olu?
ReplyDeleteFor me, Bosch, it's probably "I'm Never Goin' Back to My Old School"—though I liked all my old schools. Or "Go Back, Jack."
ReplyDelete"Katy Lied" is an album, not a song. "Dr. Wu" is the song.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of that King Crimson thread we had some, but not many, years ago.
ReplyDeleteThat game makes me want to hole up on the caves of Altamira.
ReplyDelete"Everyone's gone to the Movies", if that song came out today Fagan and Becker would be serving hard time. Which shows how ridiculous and uptight this Country has become.....
So, does this Team stand up to Ray tomorrow, or do they lay down and die?
You people better hope and pray your short-term dreams are crushed.
ReplyDeleteThis hope (you hide but I see) is the payoff oatmeal that gets a tastebud-bereft shithead to hold lesser shitheads another decade.
You REALLY want to play the hope game here? Go for it at your own risk.
You've been told.