Monday, September 27, 2021

Reviving an ancient tradition, Giancarlo Stanton named IT IS HIGH Yankee Employee of the Week

 





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  1. That is TFF.

    All he needs is an apron and a cap.

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  3. But it still, in my mind, does not absolve him from being a piece of shite for the past two years.

    Employee of the week? Sure. Okay. Why not.

    Twat of the year? Definitely.

    He hasn't earned his pinstripes just yet.

    While everyone has been waxing poetic and nostalgic about his heroics these past few days, let us not lose sight of the fact that the Yankees beat a tomato can of a team over the weekend. Need proof? Consider this: the Sux were in first place on July 1 and since then they have achieved abject mediocrity while posting a 37-37 record since.

    We beat up on a crummy team. A decent team would have killed us when DJ and Gallo turned into little leaguers last night.

    Watch out people.

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  4. congratulations, Sir. Keep up the good work. We have high hopes for your future.

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  5. That is so sweet.

    I especially liked the hand written (in script, no less) dates of the award. along with that highly esteemed first signer (was that HAL or brainless?).

    He will obviously be motivated to perform at a high level. This is so much more of an incentive than the actual FUCKING BOATLOADS OF MONEY he gets twice a month.

    At least bonehead doesn't overwork him in the field.

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  6. ...need a better photo of that soul patch.

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  7. Cowboy Joe West ran a hell of a race.

    Yes: I mean that the several ways you're thinking it.

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  8. "Don't show me what you done yesterday...show me what you done now!" LOL

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  9. Hey, good to see that. But yeah, Dick Allen, I'm still not over the 2019 ALCS, when he was injured, hit a home run, then announced he was too hurt to play.

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