One of the ESPN announcers, after they talked about the 13 game win streak followed by a 3-11 stretch, noted that they got worse as they got healthier.
Yes, AB, I did. They are a bunch on hitting fools. Somehow they have a Bichette AND a Guerrero. Before you know it they'll have a Little Edgar Martinez. Maybe a Sheffield Jr? Why not a fucking Big Papi Jr too!!!
Fuck, that was beautiful. You know when you wish for something very specific to happen in a game and it happens and then you think toy made it happen? I wished Stanton to hit that homerun and then say something to Lindor. And he FUCKING DID IT! Glorious
That was all me, you guys. Totally made that happen through my awesome mind
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Just watched the NY Giants. Looking forward to Spring Training.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Doesn't look like the Jints will be a source of any solace this year. P.U.
ReplyDeleteOne of the ESPN announcers, after they talked about the 13 game win streak followed by a 3-11 stretch, noted that they got worse as they got healthier.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding.
Love the Axis of Evil Empire reference AB.
ReplyDeleteAxis of Evil Empire.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
Doug K.
How does one walk a minor league pitcher who's last plate appearance was in 2014 when he was at Alatoona High School in Georgia?
ReplyDeleteCriminy it's gonna be another bullpen game. I just can't. It's September and I cannot any more.
ReplyDeleteYes, AB, I did. They are a bunch on hitting fools. Somehow they have a Bichette AND a Guerrero. Before you know it they'll have a Little Edgar Martinez. Maybe a Sheffield Jr? Why not a fucking Big Papi Jr too!!!
ReplyDeleteHAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE'RE FIELDING!?!?!!
Torres the Terrible.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't care about Torres' fielding if he had 44 HR like Vlad Jr!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlas, Torres may have been a juiced-ball wonder.
ReplyDelete"Allatoona, Allatoona, Allatoona, Allatoona, Allatoona, Suzyn. Allatoona!"
ReplyDeleteJudge out of the game. No news on why
ReplyDeleteAB, that is a most peculiar reference, and the only reason I know it, is my father use to sing that peculiar tune.
ReplyDeleteSomething in his eye? A twig or something?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to point something out, you know, lest it had escaped the rest of the Commentariat.
ReplyDeleteWE ARE FUCKING LOSING AGAIN!!!
OH MY GOODNESS - WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!?!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGio sucks. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteMets player of the game: Clarke Schmidt.
Torres and Urshela can't field anymore.
ReplyDeleteAB,
ReplyDeleteThat is an incredible story. More so that you were arguing about Aureliano Pertile.
Who'd a thunk it?
Gio may have extended coronaticks
ReplyDeleteSure looks like it.
ReplyDeleteThat Pavarotti tape would go viral, I bet. Think it might be worth something?
Pavarotti is an Italian Diva. I'm sure he'd argue with anyone over any thing, any time.
ReplyDeleteWhich of the Yankees had plague this year??
ReplyDeleteWould it be easier to ask who didn't catch it?
ReplyDeleteI hear that Pavarotti was a side-arming junk baller in a Florida nudist camp softball league in his spare time.
ReplyDeleteEasier to name the ones who didn't.
ReplyDeleteIs there an echo in here?
ReplyDelete...here?
..here?
.here?
How can Rizzo be out when he didn't even reach the middle of the dirt?
ReplyDeleteA competent play from the left side of the infield!
ReplyDeleteMr. Haney is warming.
ReplyDeleteGood night Irene, goodnight.
Go ahead. Just plunk him. Load the bases. Go wild!
ReplyDeleteI didn't just see Heaney throwing did I?
ReplyDeleteAndrew Heaney again!!!!!!! Seriously what is wrong with these people????
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Oh my Lord. This is insane.
ReplyDeleteWow. He got a guy out. Sac fly, but still. Real progress.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big conspiracy guy. I don't look for "dark" reasons for things but there is something nefarious going on here.
ReplyDeleteThe Heaney Code or maybe he's in cahoots with undersea demons.
Heaney and Cecil!
I just don't understand.
Doug K.
Heaney and Cecil... that's great.
ReplyDeleteGleyber Day!!!
ReplyDeleteThey're just teasing us.
ReplyDeleteTo borrow Winnie's term:
Fuckers!
My hangover is so bad, Judge is showing symptoms.
ReplyDeleteYou keep alert out there, Sancho.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, dizziness?
It's a dizzy team, stem to stern.
Huh. Ya think Voit is swinging for the fences or something?
ReplyDeleteJM,
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling the same symptoms.
Now, how could ICS NOT get second on that wild pitch?
Close your eyes and hum RIZZZZZZZZO
ReplyDeleteMagic Wanda struck again.
ReplyDeleteDodged a DP there. Thanks, Mets.
That was fucking Stantonian.
ReplyDeleteHe taunted Lindor. Trash talk in baseball?
Wow Stanton...this is what happens when you can't throw at players anymore...
ReplyDeleteI can't blame him to be truthful....
The Yankees whistling to tip pitches? What?
ReplyDeleteThat was bizarre.
ReplyDeleteFuck, that was beautiful. You know when you wish for something very specific to happen in a game and it happens and then you think toy made it happen? I wished Stanton to hit that homerun and then say something to Lindor. And he FUCKING DID IT! Glorious
ReplyDeleteThat was all me, you guys. Totally made that happen through my awesome mind
Good job, Platoni.
ReplyDeleteChad Green...the home run machine. Strikes again!
ReplyDeleteFucking Lindor. Showboat. And asshole hair.
ReplyDeleteTime for the classic game ending DP.
ReplyDeleteWade has him rattled.
ReplyDeleteShit.
ReplyDeleteWe suck. But we knew that.
ReplyDeleteThere was a fearful symmetry to that last out.
ReplyDeleteWe need to focus on 82 wins—the only thing of consequence that we can win.
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