Tanks For The Memories

(With Apologies to Bob Hope)

Tanks, for the memories.

Another season done.

We’re still not number one.  

Or two or three or four or five.

We also aren’t fun…

 

So thanks, Hal very much.

 

Tanks for the memories

The losing streaks of eight

Our comebacks were too late.

The team’s all stiffs, they always whiff

Hey Gary, block the plate!

 

So thanks Brain, very much.

 

We had a lot of hope when the season started.

Now all of us here,

we are broken hearted.

All we can hope, is Boone’s departed.

 

And take Gleyber too.

And also Luuuuuuuu (k)

 

So tanks, for the memories.

 

Watching Heaney pitch

Just proves that life’s a bitch.

Another year without much cheer

But at least Hal’s still rich

 

He thanks you, oh so very much.

 

(LAST ONE)

 

Thanks for “It is High”

A place to moan and vent.

A home for discontent.

In paragraphs, we shared some laughs

With people who are bent.

 

So thanks, Hart. Ve-ry much.