The Fox News tree, it is explodin.'
Tucker flairin’, Trump unloadin,’
They re-write laws just to keep us all from votin,’
You don't believe in science, but what’s that phone you’re totin?'
They say even the Jordan River’s got ballots floatin,’
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
How you don't believe we're on the eve...
of Christmas…
#
Yeah, Bitcoin’s so
high, I feel like celebratin’
I’m sitting here, self-vaccinatin.'
Podcast experts say we don’t need no protectin’
Podcast experts say we don’t need no protectin’
Handful of senators selling ivermectin,
Stockings hung with care, they bring no inspiration.
Bags full of goodies priced high from inflation,
Bags full of goodies priced high from inflation,
This holiday scene is just too frustratin,’
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe
we're on the eve...
of Christmas
#
See this air fryer? It
was made in Red China.
I bought it in a CVS in Selma, Alabama.
Jeff Bezos may go up for three hours in space
But when tax time comes, he won’t pay a trace,
The wavin’ of the guns, the playin’ to the base,
Meet your next baby-sitter,
and hope it’s not Matt Gaetz.
And you tell me over
and over and over and over again my friend,
You don’t believe we’re on the eve...
of Christmas.
of Christmas.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
I bow in supplication to your genius.
A holiday treat! Now serve me up a bowl of Eve Plumb Pudding.
ReplyDeleteI'll give $10 to anyone who wants to record it on Kareoke.
ReplyDeleteOne of your all-time best, Duque!
ReplyDeleteDoug K...wouldn't you prefer a bowl of that 17 year old British Bird Eva Hickey?"
ReplyDeleteI am absolutely stunned, Duque. You have outdone yourself. Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAll this needed was a reference to the Coumo brothers
ReplyDeleteCuomo? it's 5:25AM and I haven't finished my first cup of Jo yet.
ReplyDeleteSee I told you that I always look here first every morning.
That’s gotta be the post of the year right there
ReplyDeleteIf only El Duque took that genius and used it for good.
ReplyDeleteLike world peace, a cure for cancer or the development of the best hot dog on the planet.
And so this is Christmas, and what have you done?
ReplyDeleteA parody of Barry
A ring we haven't won
Sorry, John, I couldn't help meself.
WOWOW> absolutely BRILLIANT El Duque, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will take you up on that ten dollar offer if you can find the karaoke track.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWGp3HQVjU
Archangel, he IS using it for good - we are just too human and narrowly focused to see the bigger picture.
If Cash plays 4-dimensional chess, Duque plays intergalactic scrabble-opoly
If anybody records a kareoki version, I will post it.
ReplyDeleteThis is great.
ReplyDelete13bit,
ReplyDeleteI know that he IS using it for good, but I still want him to work on that wiener.
Think of how great one would be while we sing this little ditty.
That was really well done. A big tip o’ the cap to you my friend. May your holidays be happy ones!
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