Hey, thank goodness we got rid of our two potential shortstops for next year, Wade and Velazquez, so we can sign stars like this.
And is it any coincidence that the Go-Gos were inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame this Christmas season? "We got the beat, we got the beat! Yea-ah!"
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El Duque, are you asleep at the wheel?
ReplyDeleteThe true paper of record, The Post, reported that the Yanks have signed their new catcher;
David Freitas, who will only turn 33 this spring.
RH batter who has launched 1 career HR and bats a hefty .200.
Only Ks about 33% of the time.
Plan the WS Parade Now.
I will leave the other noted transactions to your superior literary skills.
You need to be more vigilant and get out of your egg nog stupor.
Merry Christmas to all you Huckleberries.
ReplyDeleteYou know who you are.
No comment on Freitas until the stool sample is analyzed.
ReplyDeleteThat said... Christmas hopes SKYROCKETING TO THE MOON!
Thank you, Mr. Cash, THANK YOU!
Ho ho ho. Merry fucking Christmas, Cashman. You dope.
ReplyDeleteHey, thank goodness we got rid of our two potential shortstops for next year, Wade and Velazquez, so we can sign stars like this.
ReplyDeleteAnd is it any coincidence that the Go-Gos were inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame this Christmas season? "We got the beat, we got the beat! Yea-ah!"
Not quite, El Duque. The Genius has added David Freitas, whom has not caught in the majors since 2019 and the next Sandy Koufax, not, Jimmy Codero.
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