In the previous comments Platoni mentioned that he might skip the season. This was OK with him but he lamented that he would miss our comments.
In support of his brave stance and not wanting him to miss out, I invite him to bookmark this post and go there periodically.
I'm sure there are more but this will get us started...
WTF Sanchez!
WTF Boone!
How could they sign Gardner again!!!!!
WTF Hal?
WTF Brain!!!
How the hell did (Fill in the blank. FITB) get hurt running out a single?
Why the hell doesn't (FITB) run out singles? Lazy!!!
Hal sucks.
Brain sucks.
El Chapo really needs to be demoted.
Why didn't we sign (FITB)? Hal is cheap!
Why didn't we trade for (FITB)? Brain is a moron.
Gardy needs to retire.
$200,000,000 for what???
How is this guy still our Second Baseman?
For the love of G-d BUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh look Hicks got hurt.
Gardy!!!!
One day Judge is going to get that call.
Oh look Severino got hurt.
Oh look Tallion got hurt.
Bring up the Martian!
Why did we trade the Martian for a middle reliever?
and...
Well, that sucked but there's always the play in to the play in in to the play in. It's a crap shoot after all.
and...
Well that sucked. Can't believe we were eliminated by the Orioles.
Oh my god, Refsnyder hit a three run HR off Chappy for a walk off at Fenway!
ReplyDeleteNOW WE'RE TALKING!
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaah! That's the stuff. Hook this up directly onto my vein
ReplyDeleteyou forgot,
ReplyDelete'When is Volpe getting called up?"
" How did we let Voit go?"
"We are stuck with Rizzo for 4 more years?"
How about this one: "New York City Football Club draws bigger average crowd than Yankees in 2022"
ReplyDeleteRemember, the PBA is always rolling somewhere on your 5,000 cable channels.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, Doug!
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