Chad Green gets scheduled for Tommy John.
It's been nice knowing you, Chad. Thanks for the effort.
Did I just get a call about Luis Gil? (He'll call back).
Note to editor : That third baseman of yours better not call me " Jackie," or some pejorative of my color.
I'll come honk him.
I wonder how long they can keep guys out with Covid.
ReplyDeleteHighy and Gallows didn't test positive, but have symptoms. Kay just said.
That was a Judgian blast. Wow.
ReplyDeleteSymptoms like, can't catch up to even a flat, mediocre fastball, or make a simple play in the field?
ReplyDeleteYeah, they got symptoms.
Hicks has the same symptoms.
ReplyDeleteI really despise Hicks. Not only a horrible player but also very stupid one.
ReplyDeleteFucking Chapman.
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ReplyDeletePut him on the IL, Booney.
ReplyDeleteAs mentioned, this team will not win anything with Torrents as their closer.
ReplyDeleteMy wife asked, “So he has to pitch even though he sucks? Is that one of those unwritten rules?”
ReplyDeleteBoone manages another loss
ReplyDeleteThe Water Rooster - our closer 😒
ReplyDeleteIf we're lucky, our boys will lose 30 out of the next 35 games and Cashman will start to sweat the way Chapo sweats.
ReplyDeleteSo, again, they bring up Gloria Estevan Florial from AAA who can't hit MLB pitching nor field left adequately. Promote The Martian immediately!
ReplyDeleteThe bullpen is falling apart. The offense is disappearing. This seems so familiar...
ReplyDeleteCollapse - Imminent
ReplyDeleteIn fairness to Torrents—and why we should ever be fair to that jackass frankly eludes me—we STILL haven't scored another run.
ReplyDeleteTotal meltdown of the lineup again—totally predictable. But hey: Coops has his excuse already. "Well, without ALL the injuries."
" HoraceClarke66 said...
ReplyDeleteAs mentioned, this team will not win anything with Torrents as their closer.
May 22, 2022 at 6:19 PM"
This team will not win anything with the intern in the front office.
This was all Donaldson's fault.
ReplyDeleteI read most of the NYY sites and blogs, it’s amazing how the sportswriters and other “fans” simply don’t get what’s going on with MLB in general and this team in particular. The offense on this team can be turned off like a lamp. One run in 18 innings? Is it possible that we, the beknighted few, are they only one who see these things clearly?
ReplyDeleteThe June Swoon is a-comin’ Ladies and Gents, and it’s gonna be uglier than a bucket of smashed assholes.
BTR999, don't worry about a two game drought. Worry that we just lost a very reliable reliever for the season, and our closer might be running on empty.
ReplyDeleteWe will preserver - or we won't - but it sure will be an epic ride of diesel - gate wonderment and joy - weeeeeeeeee - I can sense the tiny bubbles of FUN rising up in ALL of you!
ReplyDelete"Captain, that looks like a rather large iceberg looming ahead."
ReplyDeleteOr,
"Come on you weasel, it's merely a flesh wound."