I'm in section 109. Jose Trevino is being showered with love. The grounds crew is prepping the infield. I hope Altuve dies of the clap while rounding 2nd base.
I nearly did once a long time ago when I rounded second. No wait....I just pulverized my wrist so I couldn't clap until about 10 weeks after the surgery. Nevermind
A most Happy Birthday, Hart. But should they option you to Scranton, keep in mind that you have many options remaining before they contemplate DFA-ing you.
I used to work across the street from the Maldovan mission to the UN's building. A sad, dingy, four story brick building with drawn, dirty shades on the upstairs floors. The main floor had grubby shears on the windows. Never saw anyone going in or out.
OK, that was a big HR for Hicks. But he's played waaaay too shitty this season to pimp it that much. ... He's definitely getting a fastball right between the shoulder blades next game.
"This is all about the team! Every night, it's a different hero coming through for us. We all believe in each other! ... Well, except for Gallo. He sucks."
With Justin and Ricky, Suzyn talked a blue streak, like a meth addict at a coffee bar, often stepping into and onto the basic play-by-play intervals. With Sterling, she's like a cowed schoolgirl, speaking only when spoken to (as when Sterling ends a sentence with ". . . Suzyn?" and then tersely. I am quite sure that Suzyn furtively hates Sterling and can't wait for him to keel over into his next steakhouse salad.
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Well done sir!
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ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Boss!
You were born for this!
Criminy.
ReplyDeleteI'm in section 109. Jose Trevino is being showered with love. The grounds crew is prepping the infield. I hope Altuve dies of the clap while rounding 2nd base.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, they have full spectrum antibiotics for the clap in 2022 so he won't suffer the same fate as Al Capone.
DeleteI nearly did once a long time ago when I rounded second. No wait....I just pulverized my wrist so I couldn't clap until about 10 weeks after the surgery. Nevermind
ReplyDeleteA most Happy Birthday, Hart. But should they option you to Scranton, keep in mind that you have many options remaining before they contemplate DFA-ing you.
ReplyDeleteAA? 🤦
ReplyDeleteYes, Winny?
ReplyDeleteI cannot, I just cannot and shannot and willnnot.
ReplyDeleteit was indeed a baseball accident...
ReplyDeleteI like Tallion even more now. Hitting Altuve with the first pitch!
ReplyDeleteis it better to Hit Altuve or for Altuve to Hit. Such complex questions in the game of baseball . . .
ReplyDeleteCarlos and Cone in the booth
ReplyDeleteUh perhaps I spoke too soon
ReplyDeleteBergman hits the homer and Taillon looks at the pitch gizmo in his hat like it fucked up, not him.
ReplyDeleteNestor, not a great start, Monty, not a great start, now Jameson 30 year old, not a great start.
ReplyDeleteI hate that stupid Dave's Bread commercial. Annoying as hell.
Embarrassing start, but not unexpected
ReplyDeleteDidn't Valdez used to advertise Columbian coffee?
ReplyDeleteYes - JM - at Juan time they did. . . .
ReplyDeleteGianny!!!
ReplyDeleteSTANtonian!!!!
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there, AA
ReplyDeleteStanton!!!!! brav fucking o!
ReplyDeleteJuan
ReplyDeleteBeltran keeps talking about heaters and peachers....I'm not familiar with those.
ReplyDeleteWinnie,
ReplyDeleteI have the two seat pair for old timers day in section 109.
And I have come to despise Costas, despite his Mickey Mantle rookie card.
I'll take Maybin, but Beltran doesn't do it for me.
ReplyDeleteRufus
ReplyDeleteI agree. Maybin maybe. Not Beltran.
Best there is nothing like the Master and Wailing Suzyn!
ReplyDeleteBut, not Best. Even thought the Master is the Best.
ReplyDeleteAt the game tonight, watching Gallo strike out in person. He is so fucking awful.
ReplyDeletemy posts are being removed - dunno why
ReplyDeleteAA,
ReplyDeleteThe interwebs can be frustrating.
Costas (along with Kaat) is actually making a good point about Pete Rose.
ReplyDeleteFuck another home run.
Where are Costas and Kaat?
ReplyDeleteTaillon looks awful
ReplyDeleteHe does.
ReplyDeleteThis is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMy comment just got deleted also.
ReplyDelete"Costas and Kaat are on MLB network. If I listen to the Master it is way delayed."
Even the outs are hard hit. Please let the rains come.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rufus.
ReplyDeleteI guess Taillon is still in because he has great stuff. Or something.
Gallo is so bad. So very very bad.
ReplyDeleteHe Twitches - He Misses
ReplyDeleteWTF?
ReplyDeleteGreat AB by Rizzo…
ReplyDeleteIf he wasn't before, Rizzo's a made man now.
ReplyDeleteThe knicks just drafted another frenchman wtf is wrong with them?
ReplyDeleteWhat.. you don't like Frédéric Weiss, Jr?
DeleteThere were no Lichtensteiners available.
ReplyDeleteLuetge looks like a peaky blinder with the mustache.
ReplyDeleteor Maldovans....
ReplyDeleteLugnut did his job.
ReplyDeleteI used to work across the street from the Maldovan mission to the UN's building. A sad, dingy, four story brick building with drawn, dirty shades on the upstairs floors. The main floor had grubby shears on the windows. Never saw anyone going in or out.
ReplyDeleteYou're fucking kidding me!!! Hicks!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHicks!!!
ReplyDeleteTie game bottom of the ninth! Holy shit!
ReplyDeleteI guess don't release Hicks just yet...
ReplyDeleteWhoa.
ReplyDeleteI'm stunned.
ReplyDeleteAaron Hicks says Happy Birthday, El Duque.
ReplyDeleteOK, that was a big HR for Hicks. But he's played waaaay too shitty this season to pimp it that much. ... He's definitely getting a fastball right between the shoulder blades next game.
ReplyDeleteHe was way safe.
ReplyDeleteWell things have gotten awful exciting.
ReplyDeleteOh, my.
ReplyDeleteRelying on twitch.
Gallo due up, new pitcher. Who's available to pinch hit?
ReplyDeleteHiggy...
ReplyDeleteCarpenter Donaldson Higgy Gonzalez
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. Carpenter also.
ReplyDeleteGallo. Feel the breeze.
ReplyDeleteBut Gallo is still wretched.
ReplyDeletePathetic…
ReplyDeleteKay talking like the critics of Hicks have to shut up now. One at bat, fat boy.
ReplyDeleteRemember when they put nicknames on the back of jerseys for a game? If they do that this year, "Swing and a miss!" should be on Gallo's back.
ReplyDeleteGallo is a human air conditioner. Feel the breeze.
ReplyDeleteJudge up. This is a Mantle moment.
ReplyDeleteJudge!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking guy is a new Mantle,vif only for a year.
ReplyDeleteThuhuihuhuh asahhhhh-aaahhhhhUHUUIHUHUHUHUHUH YANKEES WIN !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHAT was a big Yankees win.
ReplyDeleteMVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
ReplyDeleteEvery Yankee win is a big Yankee win, but that was huge. MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
ReplyDeleteTake that arbitration guy….!
ReplyDeleteHow Aaron Judge's post-game interview should go:
ReplyDelete"This is all about the team! Every night, it's a different hero coming through for us. We all believe in each other! ... Well, except for Gallo. He sucks."
Lol
ReplyDeletePay the man, Hal. Pay him.
ReplyDeleteThe bad thing about that finish is that Castro got the win.
ReplyDeleteThe first words out of Judge's mouth at the arbitration hearing should be. "Hey, you see last night's game? Pretty exciting, huh?"
ReplyDeleteJudge did it with a blast from nostril (Psalm 18:15)
ReplyDeleteNostril-damus prediction...
ReplyDeleteJack Curry: The Yankees sent 8 betters to the plate in the ninth inning. Seven of them reached base because all 7 of them had quality at-bats."
ReplyDeleteAnd then there was Gallo. 3 pitches, 3 strikes, sit down. Ugh. He's responsible for more cool breezes than freon.
Just to clarify: Of course Curry only said the first part. The snide aside about Gallo is my comment about what Curry didn't say.
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ReplyDeletethe Knicks are like joey Gallo at bats
And, oh year ... Happy Birthday, el Duque!
ReplyDeleteWow!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI still hate Hicks. But I hate Gallows with the intensity off 1000 suns.
ReplyDelete.
JUDGE needs IT
ReplyDeleteThat cheating POS Beltran sits there and no one asks him why he isn’t down there with him cheater Astro “teammates”
ReplyDeleteWith Justin and Ricky, Suzyn talked a blue streak, like a meth addict at a coffee bar, often stepping into and onto the basic play-by-play intervals. With Sterling, she's like a cowed schoolgirl, speaking only when spoken to (as when Sterling ends a sentence with ". . . Suzyn?" and then tersely. I am quite sure that Suzyn furtively hates Sterling and can't wait for him to keel over into his next steakhouse salad.
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