Monday, August 22, 2022

Game Day Thread: We Actually Scored

 Benintendi builds a run.

57 comments:

  1. I have no idea what the fuck has been going on. I was on vacation for a week and These Our 2022 New York Yankees torture me with awful play. Fuckface Cashdick for brains trades a starting pitcher for nothing. I return from vacation and go on call for a week and These Our 2022 New York Yankees lose and lose and lose. The starter Fuckface Cashdick traded has as many wins as These Our 2022 New York Yankees.

    80 wins. Remember? I predicted These Our 2022 New York Yankees would only win 80 games.

    I got to take an hour on air shift at WDST Radio Woodstock when I was on vacation:
    https://www.mixcloud.com/radiowoodstock/be-a-dj-doctor-mike-81322/

    Being a DJ was really fun. But These Our 2022 New York Yankees? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK.

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  3. Sorry Rufus, but no insults. Please.

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  4. Doug,

    Couldn't resist.

    Thanks for what you do. Do. Had to say do-do.

    Now back to watching the Yankees lose...

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  5. I have to listen to DJ Win later. There's a game on!

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  6. Is it an insult to quote Monty Python and say "I fart in your general direction"? Just want to know the boundaries.

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  7. On a happy note, the glass man is in post-season form on his rehab assignment.

    On a negative note, the announcers suck.

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  8. Governor Le Pétomane would be insulted by your reference, JM.

    As well as John Cleese...

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  9. JM,

    Dude. It's simple.

    Good: Hey, Boone (Hal, Donaldson, Chapman, etc.) I fart in your general direction.

    Bad: Hey, (person who comments here) I fart in your general direction.

    Ugly: Yo mama.

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  10. damn - did someone say Monty Python?

    :)


    I was once a Monty Python encyclopedia - had to be - you know - nudge nudge, wink wink -

    I'll say NO M ORE

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  11. Not you, Bosch. The Stumblebums on the field.

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  12. And then the homer. Fucking fuckhead fuckers.

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  13. JM,

    Channeling Winnie there?

    I put the fuckup on Gonzalez. The "seasoned veteran" (tm) should either shit or get off the pot.

    Now to see Maraschino be overworked and then have a lost cause lose the game.

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  14. Bosch,

    What you choose to do with the furry animals is your business.

    As for a meet up in Sweden, I'd vote for summer solstice.

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  15. Suzyn noted that the infielders converged on Oswaldo to talk about his fuckup. That's what teams do.

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  16. A hit for Ralph.

    And thanks for the behavior tips, Doug!

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  18. Rufus, where are you listening to Verducci?

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  19. 1. Did I mention that Verducci sucks?

    2. DFA Gonzalez

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  20. Yes.

    And yes

    We scored again. I'm giddy.

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  21. I'm watching on MLB.com with the NY radio feed.

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  22. Rufus -

    You know that the first DFA must be Cashman

    Then anyone else if fair game.

    That said:

    "I'd like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!"

    Why not try moderation - - - that might work.

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  23. AA

    You sound like Gabby Johnson there.

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  24. Baseball on the radio paints such a beautiful picture.

    Suzyn said there was a moron on the field.

    For a moment I thought…. It’s Cashman.

    Later she said the miscreant will be taken to the hoosegow.

    I felt the endorphins right there.

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  25. JM ,
    Too much of a hassle to sync the audio for me.

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  26. BJPB,

    Yes, endorphins working overtime.

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  27. "Is Brian Cashman in the hotseat"?

    Mlb commentary.

    Well, I fucking hope so!

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  28. Wonder if Lasagna is going to ruin everything here.

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  29. Steve,

    Better option than firehose right now

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  30. Pitching with lasagna - Tasty half an inning - that's what I'm commenting about!

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  31. Doesn't everyone wish the Yankees had Joey Gallo available to pinch hit right now?

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  32. @Winnie…I’m one of those who listens to WDST during the Lunch Lounge most days…I get requests played more than occasionally…good job on the broadcast….

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  33. I thought Chris Farley died?

    How is he playing for the Mets?

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  34. Chris Farley! That's who Big Boy reminds me of. Thanks, Rufus.

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  35. Wait, we won two in a row? That...that just doesn't happen!

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  36. Why can't the Yankees find a pitcher like Jordan Montgomery?

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  37. wake me up when we win three in a row, please

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  38. Mind you, moose bites can be very dangerous

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  39. We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

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  40. Doug it was a good win! Benintendi is a good player and credit goes to Genius Cashman.

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  41. Surprise. The NY Times has an online page with videos of all 47 of Aaron Judge's HRs.

    I pay ($1/week) to see nytimes.com. I don't know if this page is available to all, but here's the link:

    https://www.nytimes.com/article/aaron-judge-home-runs.html

    Why it's a surprise -- well, you know it. The Times typically hates the Yankees, and has for a while. For my money, this is a good use of online capabilities; try to do the same thing in the print edition!

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  42. It's nice beating the Mets, and Monty's CG 1 hit 99 pitch shutout is not technically a Yankees loss. But it sure feels that way.

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  43. Winnie,

    Nice job. You have a second career to fall back on.

    On a different note, break up the Yankees. 4-6 in their last ten games. A real juggernaut.

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  44. fuck fuck fuck, These Our 2022 New York Yankees are surging.

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  45. WINNIE> I just listened to your broadcast, well done sir!!!!

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