Monday, September 5, 2022

Game 135: Dandy

Dandy

17 comments:

  1. Proto-Cashman in the front office misunderstanding and misapplying another team's success (Phillie Phanatic). Steinbrenner The Elder put a stop to it. Steinbrenner The Younger thinks it's good business practice.

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  2. Today's lineup:

    1. Gleyber Torres (R) 2B
    2. Aaron Judge (R) CF
    3. Giancarlo Stanton (R) DH
    4. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
    5. Jose Trevino (R) C
    6. Oswaldo Cabrera (S) RF
    7. Isiah Kiner-Falefa (R) SS
    8. Tim Locastro (R) LF
    9. Marwin Gonzalez (S) 1B

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  3. Today’s lineup is reason enough to fire Boone, or whoever is making it out.

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  4. Well for one at bat, Donaldson acted like a cleanup hitter...

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  6. Fucking Donaldson loafing at the plate to “admire” his hit, was out at second by a mile.

    We need runs!

    WHY DOESN’T BOONE PULL HIM???

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  7. There's a game thread, gents. Been up for quite a while now.

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  8. Are those mutts at the Stadium doing the wave? Have they no shame? No self-esteem?

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  9. Stanton out of the game with lower leg injury

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  10. Sorry, I screwed up the game thread with my Stanton Rantin'. Unlike Brian Cashman, I take full responsibility, and will not do it again.

    And wait, do we really have A FUCKING MASCOT??? Lord, help us.


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  11. Man, the things from this season we need to bury with Dandy. I had heard of him, but thought he was the East Village mascot.

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  12. Ah, 1979-81. Okay. I was afraid "Dandy" was new.

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