I'm beginning to think that Cole may have a substance abuse issue . . . . (either that or it was some bad sushi) . . . . because watching him pacing in the dugout just before the end of the top of the fourth inning - he looked glassy eyed and just sorta off.
I had to check on Hicks. It is a tremendous feat that he is batting 211 - I'm impressed - I could swear he was down in the Gallolian depths. He's actually hitting better than I thought.
Now if we can only get him to stop admiring his warning track power, he might even get up to the lofty heights of 225.
As if I didn't have enough animosity toward Booooooone, this little news from ESPN:
"Montas has gone 1-3 with a 6.35 ERA in eight starts for the Yankees, who acquired him for four prospects in an Aug. 1 trade with the Oakland Athletics."
When The Intern's Puppet learned this news, he had this to say:
"I thought his fastball velocity was a little bit down in that second or third inning on a consistent standpoint," Boone said Saturday. "Now, in hindsight, that could have been a sign."
Ya think? Thanks for telling us something we already knew.
late to the party. watching the giants and then this game on DVR so...
Cole sucks. JUDGE!!!!! Cole really sucks Glad rizzo's back. lasagna isn't who he was JUDGE!!!!!! He's truly a pleasure to watch. Can hicks keep it alive for Judge?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph (channeling my way to catholic father).
The California Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Disneyworld are on the high (lo)lights.
There is not a fucking person in the stands looking at Babe Ruth Ohtani with his historic MVP season. You'd think they'd have a fucking huge media entourage filling the stands, because he's babe fucking ruth AND stan musial all in one.
They should not even be a mlb team. Demote them to the PCL, like the non-american football teams do.
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Should have asked earlier, but I thought the master was only doing east coast games for the rest of the year? Not that I'm complaining.
ReplyDeleteAlso, and more critical:
Why the fuck is Hicks playing AGAIN?!? Is management hoping for a career ending injury?
Boonie would say “We’re trying to get Hicksie going…”
ReplyDeleteCan someone make this shit stop?
The doctors did tests on Montas.
ReplyDeleteThey concluded that he sucks…
Colace.
ReplyDeleteHere we fucking go again with Cole…
ReplyDeleteWe don’t have an ace and we don’t have a closer…
A homer off of Cole 0-3, how shocking URGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMomma, there goes that $30 million man again
ReplyDeleteThe depth of my hatred of Gerrit Cole is unmeasurable.
ReplyDeleteCole is throwing 99, but his fastball is flat and straight, no life.
ReplyDeleteJudge!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the best thing about Cole? His contract runs for another 6 years after this.
ReplyDeleteRizzo!!
ReplyDeleteYanks go back to back a belly to belly…
I’m told nobody beats the Riz!
ReplyDeleteCertainly nobody named Cabrera or Gonzalez.
Scoreboard:
ReplyDeleteTOR tied
NYG tied
NYJ down by 3
I take 61% responsibility over Boone's not chewing bubble gum of late.
ReplyDeleteIts just seeds and fingernails for our skip the rest of the way down the stretch.
Nelson is also pretty good in das booth.
ReplyDeleteIf only we could get Hicks going to another team.
ReplyDeleteHicks killed that rally…ad nauseam…
ReplyDeleteWe finally got a break…
ReplyDeleteHicks up again to kill a rally…
ReplyDeleteyay yay yay yay yay yah yah
ReplyDeleteFUCKING HICKS…
ReplyDeleteI SEE NOTHING!!!
ReplyDeleteJeff Nelson is an excellent commentator, right up there with Cone and way better than the other guys.
ReplyDeleteWithout the sticky stuff Cole is a mediocrity.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think that Cole may have a substance abuse issue . . . . (either that or it was some bad sushi) . . . . because watching him pacing in the dugout just before the end of the top of the fourth inning - he looked glassy eyed and just sorta off.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he just needs a hug.
or some sticky goo
ReplyDeleteYou said it, Bosch.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Giants are 2-0.
ReplyDeleteI had to check on Hicks. It is a tremendous feat that he is batting 211 - I'm impressed - I could swear he was down in the Gallolian depths. He's actually hitting better than I thought.
Now if we can only get him to stop admiring his warning track power, he might even get up to the lofty heights of 225.
Real time stat:
ReplyDeleteArraez: .317
Judge: .314
Might as well make Schmidt the closer. Don't see a better choice.
ReplyDeleteHicks!!!!
ReplyDeleteHicks?
ReplyDeleteFuck....this will buy him another month on the team
ReplyDeleteJudge!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete59
ReplyDeleteWow. Imagine if anyone else on this team could hit.
ReplyDeleteH(r)ICKS
ReplyDeleteJoe—- you think this team has another month?
ReplyDeleteLol when you put it THAT way
DeleteALL FUCKIN RISE
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteJudge...pfft.
Paper hanger
Oh man I’m on the radio feed… in my world Judge is still at 58
ReplyDeleteOne more run and then… an excruciating drought!
ReplyDeleteReal time stat:
ReplyDeleteArraez: .317
Judge: .315
ReplyDeleteWith sixteen to go, he's going to best Maris by a few.
ReplyDeleteJudge to Hal
"Get me outta here!"
He’ll beat Maris before 154 games…
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteAs if I didn't have enough animosity toward Booooooone, this little news from ESPN:
"Montas has gone 1-3 with a 6.35 ERA in eight starts for the Yankees, who acquired him for four prospects in an Aug. 1 trade with the Oakland Athletics."
When The Intern's Puppet learned this news, he had this to say:
"I thought his fastball velocity was a little bit down in that second or third inning on a consistent standpoint," Boone said Saturday. "Now, in hindsight, that could have been a sign."
Ya think? Thanks for telling us something we already knew.
I have run out of expletives.
Judge is good at baseball. Judge could hit 65 homeruns and those inbred fucks will still give the MVP to Ohtani.
ReplyDeleteOhtani Ruth is special. He's a two way player non-spectacular at both.
ReplyDeleteOur bullpen can blow any lead, any time.
ReplyDeleteJudge taketh, the bullpen giveth away.
ReplyDeleteSchmidt was great for one inning. Pushing him beyond that is trouble.
ReplyDeleteNice catch by Cabrera.
Cabrera better be a Yankee next year…
ReplyDeleteRanger,
ReplyDeleteHow much you wanna bet he's in a package for Sonny Gray 2023 edition?
late to the party. watching the giants and then this game on DVR so...
ReplyDeleteCole sucks.
JUDGE!!!!!
Cole really sucks
Glad rizzo's back.
lasagna isn't who he was
JUDGE!!!!!! He's truly a pleasure to watch.
Can hicks keep it alive for Judge?
OK all caught up
ReplyDeletePirates have given up 149 HRs this year, one less than the Mets. They rank 22nd overall in yielding HRs.
That's in 147 games.
Red Sox rank 16th, giving up 155 HRs in 146 games.
Yanks have 10 games to reach 154 (after today).
So -- can Aaron Judge hit 2 in the next 10 games? That would give him 61 in 154 (or fewer) -- breaking Babe Ruth's legit record.
Hicks is... hitting?
ReplyDeleteCan Judge hit three?
Almost. Double. Triple Crown in sight.
ReplyDeleteCan the bullpen hold a 6 run lead????
ReplyDeletePeralta trying mightily to give the game away.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he still pitching? Ah, here comes Dopey.
ReplyDeleteHoly batshit. It's a save situation.
ReplyDeleteBoonie picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think he stopped?
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother nail biter.
ReplyDeleteJM,
ReplyDeleteThe bubble gum.
Oh, that. I get it now. Kinda slow today...
ReplyDeleteI'm exhausted. Thu-uhuhuh Yankees win.
ReplyDeleteThat Judge kid may have a future as a professional baseball player.
ReplyDeleteAaron Judge post-game: "We've got a good team here. Guys up and down the lineup are swinging the bat well."
ReplyDeleteHe hits better than he lies, thank goodness.
I’ll just get on the horn will the Bazooka marketing people tomorrow and see what can be done with Boone’s Bubblessness . . .
ReplyDeleteJesus, Mary and Joseph (channeling my way to catholic father).
ReplyDeleteThe California Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Disneyworld are on the high (lo)lights.
There is not a fucking person in the stands looking at Babe Ruth Ohtani with his historic MVP season. You'd think they'd have a fucking huge media entourage filling the stands, because he's babe fucking ruth AND stan musial all in one.
They should not even be a mlb team. Demote them to the PCL, like the non-american football teams do.
Cole is leading the AL in strikeouts. Cole must be in the conversation as a great pitcher, right?
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteDid the Yankees win?
Who cares.
Did Judge hit any homers today?
Had to be out most of the day—just as well, to miss much of this game—but I followed off and on by phone. Holy shit! What a day for Judge!
ReplyDeleteIf he breaks RUTH'S record...AND wins the Triple Crown...AND they win the division...there's no denying him.
exactly why the yankees will sign him then trade him to the twins
ReplyDeleteThere's a name for that. It would be a "Rortvedt."
ReplyDelete