Peraza is our #3 prospect, widely touted as our SS of the future - it is supposed that Volpe will move to third, Cabrera either 2B or super utility. In reality, all will die a slow death in Scranton, living at the local Motel 8. One will look up and see the words “Miggy was here” carved above the door jamb.
Love the tortured explanations for Cole being Not An Ace and giving up so many home runs. Kay actually said that it's a testament to today's hitters, their hitting Cole's 98 and 100mph pitches. And he strikes out a lot of guys, so his pitches are in the zone more often. Total horseshit. Then they showed where all of his gopher balls have been located, and it just sucked.
Yeah, you know, that Nolan Ryan was a strikeout pitcher and that's why he got tagged so much.
Cole is a strikeout pitcher who's usually not a dominating pitcher. Ryan was a strikeout pitcher who was dominant.
All kidding aside, Peraza should be a regular for us by sometime next year, unless Cashman decides to trade him for another overrated starter who has 2 years of all important team control left.
Go ahead and google “5 inning energy” or “5-inning energy”. No results. JM, you’ve produced the rarest of things… an original thought on the internet. Bravo. Love it.
We just renovated the great room and kitchen. This included an 86 inch 8k TV. Which I'm never home to watch. But I'm home tonight. Clearly a homerun off the bat. And he's dirty from the first inning slide like a real ballplayer!!
GREAT to see. Not only the home run, but Judge's reactions.
I have to admit, I wondered if he was too big to last in the majors. He seemed to hurt himself just diving or jumping—you know, the way that some NFL players are so huge they damage themselves just by falling.
BUT...he seems to have solved his injury problems. Why is that? Yoga? Adjustments? Different workouts?
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Stanton and Donaldson getting some truly deserving rest.
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ReplyDeleteWho is this Peraza?
JD actually in there. No rest for the wicked.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Zoilo?
ReplyDeleteParaza is another whiz kid from Scranton, Mildred. Doesn't play nearly as much as Cabrera, but very good.
ReplyDeletePeraza. Sorry.
ReplyDeletePeraza is our #3 prospect, widely touted as our SS of the future - it is supposed that Volpe will move to third, Cabrera either 2B or super utility. In reality, all will die a slow death in Scranton, living at the local Motel 8. One will look up and see the words “Miggy was here” carved above the door jamb.
ReplyDeleteAt least hicks didn't swing at ball 4
ReplyDeletePitch around Him now you fucks.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Hicks move up? So they can walk Judge?
ReplyDeleteHicks is a fucking moron. Doesn't run when he should. DOES run when he shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteHe's developed a Barry Bonds balloon head. But it must have been golf steroids he took, 'cause it ain't helping his baseballing.
PS.
ReplyDeleteForget DFA -- just release him mid-game.
I like Peraza. They buried him so deep since bringing him up because that IKF is one of the best shortstops in MLB. Or something
ReplyDeleteLove the tortured explanations for Cole being Not An Ace and giving up so many home runs. Kay actually said that it's a testament to today's hitters, their hitting Cole's 98 and 100mph pitches. And he strikes out a lot of guys, so his pitches are in the zone more often. Total horseshit. Then they showed where all of his gopher balls have been located, and it just sucked.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you know, that Nolan Ryan was a strikeout pitcher and that's why he got tagged so much.
Cole is a strikeout pitcher who's usually not a dominating pitcher. Ryan was a strikeout pitcher who was dominant.
All kidding aside, Peraza should be a regular for us by sometime next year, unless Cashman decides to trade him for another overrated starter who has 2 years of all important team control left.
ReplyDeleteFiddle dee dee.
ReplyDeleteCole HR time…
ReplyDeleteJohn responds to those who accuse him of jinxing Cole’s no hitter…
ReplyDelete“If I could jinx a team I’d rent my self out and go from team to team. I might as well be Tex and Jinx”.
And immediately, jinxed.
Cole’s a five inning pitcher…
ReplyDeleteColace.
ReplyDeleteJust the best name.
A fine job by our ace once again
ReplyDeleteCole is an imbecile. No smarts. No guts. No toughness. Cone would have won 330 games if he had had Cole's stuff.
ReplyDelete5-inning Energy.
ReplyDeleteI would have won 220.
ReplyDeleteGood news is that the Bronx Zoo show is on Animal Planet.
ReplyDeleteMinimum 220.
ReplyDeleteJM - Instant classic.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and google “5 inning energy” or “5-inning energy”. No results. JM, you’ve produced the rarest of things… an original thought on the internet. Bravo. Love it.
ReplyDeleteIt’s the same shit with Cole, over and over and over
ReplyDeleteCall the trademark office. Quickly.
ReplyDeleteJudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHE MAN!!!
ReplyDeleteNobody has used that before? Jeepers.
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteA curtain call for Judge… And for you too JM, just be bashful about it like Judge.
ReplyDeleteTheWinWarblistSeptember 28, 2022 at 9:13 PM
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!
Shucks, Beau.
ReplyDeleteLanded in the bullpen…he’ll get that ball gratis..
ReplyDeleteWe just renovated the great room and kitchen. This included an 86 inch 8k TV. Which I'm never home to watch. But I'm home tonight. Clearly a homerun off the bat. And he's dirty from the first inning slide like a real ballplayer!!
ReplyDeleteIt credit today's manager. That guy called "not boone"
ReplyDeleteScranton-Wilkes Barre RailRiders great makes history.
ReplyDeleteCone just pointed out that Mickey protected Maris in '61. No one is protecting Judge.
ReplyDeletePitcher trying to murder Master Bader.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteAnd Master Bader makes him pay, the stupid fuckface!!!!
ReplyDeleteGive him day off tomorrow. Set new record at Stadium over weekend.
ReplyDeleteThis is very gratifying.
ReplyDeleteWin, that's why Judge is MVP hands down. No contest.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is resting tomorrow
ReplyDeleteCole has another 3 runs to blow another lead…
ReplyDeleteWhy is fuckface still shitting all over my mound?
ReplyDelete3.8 seconds for that ball to get out. Frozen rope.
ReplyDeleteCole left it for Britton to lose the lead…
ReplyDeleteI want to hear Sterling's call for the homer.
ReplyDeleteI had yes audio on. What was the master's call?
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/jsterlingcalls/status/1125612491977961472?s=46&t=DDEsT4JMgDZ4oYqxn4Wrrw
ReplyDeleteBest of all, when people talk about that game when a Yankee record was tied, they will NEVER be thinking about Cole matching Guidry’s strikeout mark.
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ReplyDeleteThanks Ranger!
ReplyDeleteExcellent point Hinckey
ReplyDeleteGreat point. Cole is no Guidry.
ReplyDeleteNot a great call, tbh.
ReplyDelete...and they said he was too big to play the game. Some Howard C. schmaltz for the occasion.
ReplyDeleteBJs pull a Red Sox!
ReplyDeleteGreat play by the pitcher and then he makes it worse by not covering home!!
ReplyDeleteDa blow jays
ReplyDeleteAs Cosell would say "It's all falling apart for the Blue Jays..."
ReplyDeleteI've never understood the "he's too big" bullshit. Have they never heard of Cecil Fielder? Heavy C was the biggest human I ever saw in real life.
ReplyDeleteNever made sense to me, either. What about all the NBA players?
ReplyDeleteRandy Johnson was huge. Dave Winfield was enormous. Darryl Strawberry was very large. Tettleton was no lightweight.
ReplyDeleteBaseball writes are hateful inbred mutant fuckin' fuckface fuckers.
ReplyDeleteBoone would fit right in.
ReplyDeleteNooooo! Not FlopSweat!!!
ReplyDeleteFire hose is in. Guess they want to lose.
ReplyDeleteOnly five runs ahead. Dicey.
ReplyDeleteChapman strikes out Chapman (no relation).
ReplyDeleteYour postseason closer, ladies and gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting ready even if it is FlopSweat.
ReplyDeleteThrowing 100+, strikes, whiffing guys. Just watch.
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteEasy peasy.
ReplyDeleteThu-uhuh-UHUHUHUHUHYANKEESWIIINNNNN!!!! History is MADE!!! 61!!! 61!!!! 61!!! ALL RISE!!!!
ReplyDeleteHate to believe I’m writing this, but that was a sharp Ninth by Chapman.
ReplyDeleteChappie is back. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteWin!!!!
ReplyDeleteJM? Lemon 🍋 squeezey.
ReplyDeleteBut 61 was fun!
ReplyDelete62 will be too!
Congrats Aaron, and thank you!
Chapo was sent by Satan to destroy us.
ReplyDeletewooT Woot
ReplyDeleteGREAT to see. Not only the home run, but Judge's reactions.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I wondered if he was too big to last in the majors. He seemed to hurt himself just diving or jumping—you know, the way that some NFL players are so huge they damage themselves just by falling.
BUT...he seems to have solved his injury problems. Why is that? Yoga? Adjustments? Different workouts?
And why can't Stanton do something like that?
On Cole: apparently Guidry's strikeout rate was 98 percent above that of the average rate in baseball at the time.
ReplyDeleteCole's? 47 percent above. Which is terrific. But...not Guidry.
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