These Our Second Half New York Thu-Uh-Uh-Uh-UHUIHUHUHUHUH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhAAAAAAhhhhhh-Aaaahh-Aaaahh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-THE-THE-THE YANKEEEEEESSSSSSSSS WWIIINNNNNNNNN, YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!
Guessing OP comes on for Hicks as an injury replacement on the roster...question is will he get ABs over the Ironer IKF (bc he presses) in the ALCS with OC in Left, or does management preserve Marwin the Wartian in LF given his veteran experience (at hitting 190) and keep OC at short...hope they dont get too drunk tonight.
As I sit down to a tasty evening meal - already quite sated by a wonderful yankees series win/appetizer I can't help but not ask the following questions:
-> How does one beat Verlandia?
--> How effective with Jameson T be?
---> Which airline will Peraza be flying to Houston?
Strange that an old, tired team such as the Yankees could outlast the young, spry Guardians and Rays. But then again, those nineties dynasty teams had quite a number of older players. The Truth often stays hidden by the New Narrative.
listening in the car yesterday, I noticed something I never heard from John Sterling before. He was tripping over some words and just plain skipping some others. Several times. and if I'm not mistaken, Suzyn jumped in at least once with the word he was searching for, sort of like what you do when an old, beloved relative is having a tough time finishing his sentences.
I heard that as well Parson Tom,,, The Master also kept saying it was 4-1 when it was 5-1, and called Rizzo Rizzuto, which was bound to happen. He's still THE MASTER and my shining star, but age is increasingly creeping into his broadcast.
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These Our Second Half New York Thu-Uh-Uh-Uh-UHUIHUHUHUHUH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhAAAAAAhhhhhh-Aaaahh-Aaaahh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-THE-THE-THE YANKEEEEEESSSSSSSSS WWIIINNNNNNNNN, YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs Jean Shepherd used to say: Excelsior, you Fatheads!
ReplyDeleteHe who the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
ReplyDeleteThe Juju gods have us all right where they want us.
Keep your neck still on that chopping block, mofos.
Can't help it. Bring on the PUNISHERS!
ReplyDeleteBitty? The gods have a bit of a head start with the Commentariat.
ReplyDeletehumbug...
ReplyDelete;-)
Guessing OP comes on for Hicks as an injury replacement on the roster...question is will he get ABs over the Ironer IKF (bc he presses) in the ALCS with OC in Left, or does management preserve Marwin the Wartian in LF given his veteran experience (at hitting 190) and keep OC at short...hope they dont get too drunk tonight.
ReplyDeleteAs I sit down to a tasty evening meal - already quite sated by a wonderful yankees series win/appetizer I can't help but not ask the following questions:
ReplyDelete-> How does one beat Verlandia?
--> How effective with Jameson T be?
---> Which airline will Peraza be flying to Houston?
After tonight, everything else is just icing on the cake,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteI pray for a A.A. Ron Hicksie injury to last until the new year.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of tennis elbow. Is there a thing for golfers' elbow?
Strange that an old, tired team such as the Yankees could outlast the young, spry Guardians and Rays. But then again, those nineties dynasty teams had quite a number of older players. The Truth often stays hidden by the New Narrative.
ReplyDeleteDid the BABIP gods ever shine more brightly than on the Guardians? Damned lucky to escape that curse!
ReplyDeletelistening in the car yesterday, I noticed something I never heard from John Sterling before. He was tripping over some words and just plain skipping some others. Several times. and if I'm not mistaken, Suzyn jumped in at least once with the word he was searching for, sort of like what you do when an old, beloved relative is having a tough time finishing his sentences.
ReplyDeleteAh! Kool Aid with breakfast!
ReplyDeleteParson Tom,
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the hell .... ..... forgot what I was going to say.
Clearly you are a , a, a, whippersnapper.
Get off my lawn!!!!
P.S., there is only one alternative to getting old.
I would have answered sooner but I forgot how to prove, "I'm not a robot."
I heard that as well Parson Tom,,, The Master also kept saying it was 4-1 when it was 5-1, and called Rizzo Rizzuto, which was bound to happen. He's still THE MASTER and my shining star, but age is increasingly creeping into his broadcast.
ReplyDeleteHe referred to rizzo as rizzuto. He just plain didn't hear Susan about Cleveland's new catcher.
ReplyDeleteStill a good broadcast.
Though his harping on the soft hits misses the basic point that Cleveland does not strike out and puts the ball in play
Absolutely, Ceeja. Still a good listen. Sterling may not be perfect but he's ours.
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