In back-to-back innings?????
Mooooore than coincidence?????????????
I don't think so.
Consider:
Just before Oswaldo Cabrera hit his home run in the first, a mysterious figure in the bleachers opened up a black umbrella.
WHAT could that have been? Except a sinister signal of some sort!
But still!
At the very moment when Oswald Peraza came to the plate in the SECOND inning, Dallas police arrested three tramps, who were standing suspiciously around the first-base coaching box.
One of these men was later discovered to be Woody Harrelson's father.
The other two? Former bullpen coaches for the New York Mets.
Later, it was revealed that one of them was in fact actress Shelly Long from Cheers, and the other two were pickle ball devotees.
But still!
Do you realize how many potential witnesses from the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers organizations have died suspicious, premature deaths since the Oswald/Oswaldo blasts?
Well, none, actually.
But did you know that both young Yankees infielders had worked for years as special agents for the CIA?
Except that they hadn't. But that means nothing when I tell you that Josh Donaldson is still a jerk!
Anyway, don't believe me???? Well, just read any of the instant books on the subject!
You be the judge!!!
LIBRA deserves better. Great book.
ReplyDeleteJames Ellroy's AMERICAN TABLOID is a good fit in that group, if a novel's required. Wild ride.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone ever see Cashman and David Ferrie in the same room together?
ReplyDeleteIf you’re tired of the wild JFK conspiracy theories (by now you should be), try “Case Closed” by Gerald Posner. He debunks all the common theories, and lays out nothing but researched facts while acknowledging all the investigatory shortcomings, with an especial emphasis on Oswald (not Cabrera or Peraza). It’s more even handed and definitive then anything I’ve ever read on the subject.
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ReplyDeleteMailer's OSWALD'S TALE is good too. A statement against interest, one might say.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, BTR!
ReplyDeleteI got to know Posner a little bit, years ago, and he genuinely went into it an agnostic—probably the last Kennedy Assassination agnostic in the country.
He did an amazing job of research, pored over every inch of evidence, and concluded...Oswald did it. Alone. Or as Norman Mailer—a reluctant anti-conspiracist—put it, Oswald thought of himself as a significant historical actor. And he was.
Now, if we can only get Oswald and Oswaldo to think of themselves as all-stars...
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the grassy knoll in right field, the magic fastball, the links to the mob and the - GULP - Cubans...
ReplyDeleteholy fuck, batgirl, it's all adding up.
Cashman may have hours left to live at this rate.
Oh, please, oh please...
ReplyDeleteNOT seriously. Not wishing death on anyone. Just...an offer from an Indonesian badminton team that he cannot refuse.
Libra deserve better. One of these men was later discovered to be Woody Harrelson's father. Now its time to avail power only dispatch servicesfor more details.
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