Aaron Boone gets a vote of confidence, a passing grade, a slap on the back, another season in the hostage seat.
As we wait for the shoes to drop, here's Boonie's managerial record.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo-woo-woo.
What's that you say, Mrs. Steinbrenner,
Joltin' Joe requested too much pay, hey-hey-hey.
"Plus, as he gets older, he looks more like the guy with thick glasses who created the androids in 'Blade Runner.'"
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Hal tells the wife and kids " What pay Judge $ 40 million per year? Why he'll make more than I do after team expenses. Let him make the extra 10 million up in endorsements."
ReplyDeleteHere’s another memorable quote from our Sock-Puppet Owner:
ReplyDelete“We get accused of being a stagnant organization sometimes. We’re not,” Steinbrenner said in an interview with YES Network that aired Monday night. “We’re constantly evolving and Cash is great at that.”
This guy has got to be the result of multi-generational in-breeding.
@ Dick.....my guess would be that Hal's mom, Elizabeth, took Thalidomide in the 60's.
ReplyDeleteI think there might be an equivalent consequence to a YES reporter asking Hal a tough question as there would be to a Russian ice hockey goalie that dared to stop Putin from scoring.
ReplyDeleteIf the pattern holds, looks like we're on schedule to lose to Tampa next year
ReplyDeleteIf I look up gaslighting in the dictionary, I'll see Hal's quote about a stagnant organization...FFS
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