We may or may not moon Big Papi.
We may or may not construct a human chain sign saying “FOOD STAMPS HAL”
But we may do something else, and we will be at the game as a unit
- a coordinated, highly trained, commando JUJU INTERVENTION TEAM
and we have a date for it, the only viable weekday day game in the
whole season. A "Mastercard Half-Price Game" against the
Nationals on Thursday, August 24th at 1:05PM seems to be the best
time.
Let's start gauging how many of us can get together and then we
can do a group buy of cheap seats in the high sections. If
you want to write, aim it at: motelsign (@) protonmail.com and
obviously leave out the parentheses and the spaces around the "at" sign. You don’t have to commit at this time but, for those of us who survive that
long, August will rise up fast, like a tractor trailer truck in
the middle of the road while you’re doing 80.
As Yogi said, “it gets late early these days,” or something along
those lines. Be there.
if we get something out left field way, we can throw Jujubees at Hicks.
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ReplyDeleteif we get something out left field way, we can throw Jujubees at Hicks.
Hee hee, but do you really think he'll be uninjured and playing in August?
I vote for shade. My Brent Gardner throwing arm would never get the Jujubees to the field.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate Hicks enough to bring D batteries. Maybe if Veritek was still playing, but I'd still have to bribe an usher to get close enough.
More likely we need to come up with an Oswaldo chant.
"Give me a LEE"
ReplyDelete"Give me a HARVEY"
"OS-WAL-DO OS-WAL-DO OS-WAL-DO"
Okay, I can do better than that.
How about:
HE'S NOT A HOE
HE'S NOT A SHMOE
osWALdo!
osWALdo!
osWALdo!
osWALdo!
I need more coffee.
I kind of liked the seats last time, mainly because they were in the shade.
Not sure what our choices are yet, but I'll talk to the FORCE FIVE RECON TEAM© soon and get a better idea.
Also thinking it might be fun to get in touch with the Yankee Press Team, but we might want to fly under the radar.
Maybe a big banner that says something about the Master? STERLING FOREVER?
Three word chant.
ReplyDeleteOs-wal-do! Os-wal-do!
Or if he's not playing...
Where's Wal-do? Where's Wal-do?
or if all else fails...
Boon-ey sucks. or
Bos-ton sucks or
Cash-man sucks. or
If they're losing badly...
Mon-ey Back! Mon-ey Back!
ReplyDeleteHey, ho. You ain't po'.
Open your wallet, Hal.