Friday, June 30, 2023

I Have Discovered The Most Irrelevant Fact Of Anyone So Far


 This only took the consumption of  four Disarrono Sours ( form of Amaretto ) and one bong hit of freshly grown " Lemonade Haze," but I found it.

Pay close attention:

Every Yankee pitcher who has ever thrown a perfect game, has a first name that begins with "D."

One Don

Two Davids

One Domingo.

And I am the first Yankee fan to identify this clear trend. 

Happy July 4th.

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12 comments:

  1. JMJune 30, 2023 at 2:29 PM

    Revelatory post, Alphonso. This may be the new Chariots of the Gods.

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  2. AboveAverageJune 30, 2023 at 2:55 PM

    Better that JM than Faces of Death . . .

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  3. Local Bargain JerkJune 30, 2023 at 4:17 PM


    This can only mean one thing:

    Deivi García!

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  4. Mildred LopezJune 30, 2023 at 4:19 PM


    Who's next? Drankie Montas? Derrit Cole? Don Joshaldson?

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  5. Rufus T. FireflyJune 30, 2023 at 4:27 PM

    LBJ nailed it. They have to call him up to the big club.

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  6. BTR999June 30, 2023 at 4:43 PM

    Don’t forget Dick Fitts!

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  7. AboveAverageJune 30, 2023 at 6:06 PM

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  8. HoraceClarke66June 30, 2023 at 6:32 PM

    That's pretty funny, Mildred!

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  9. Doug K.June 30, 2023 at 6:44 PM

    I just posted a game day thread with big news.

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  10. Carl J. WeitzJune 30, 2023 at 7:36 PM

    Alphonso...here is my recommendation: When watching the Yankees, switch to an Indica strain to reduce your anxiety. I suggest any of the Kush varieties such as Purple or Blueberry.
    I don't think I've ever had Lemon Haze but if I want to be more alert and contemplative, the old Sativa standby of Acapulco Gold is my go-to....if I can find it.

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  11. AlphonsoJune 30, 2023 at 8:53 PM

    Love the blueberry idea. Thx.

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  12. TheWinWarblistJuly 1, 2023 at 4:09 PM

    Oh! Oh! My nipples explode with delight!

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