I've Been In Swan Re-Hab

 I kept swallowing lily pads that had developed an alcohol residue from over exposure to global warming.  And it made me swim in circles for a while, so I missed announcing a few injuries.

But today;  I announce the IR status of Nestor Cortez, our number 2 ( no pun intended ) starter.  Our esteemed managed ( Boone) has issued his usual marshmallow remark; " we are hopeful he only misses one or two starts."

Nothing official was mentioned as to where the pain ( or discomfort) is actually located.  I think it is mostly in my brain. 

I also find it suspicious that Aaron is not in the line-up today. We all saw him run through a wall to make a catch, and that rarely goes without injury.  Just talk to old " what's his name?"

So, what is Boone not telling us about our star? 

"Needs a rest on the west coast trip, despite the day off between Seattle and LA?"  Or, "we can beat the Dodgers without him?"  Or, "we are looking at the long run here?"  Finally, " I want to get a longer look at an outfield of Calhoun, IKF and Bauers?"

If there is a God, he needs to save us from such drivel.