Hello and Aloha one and all.
Our own 13bit has been quietly organizing a follow-up to our astonishingly successful original Stadium outing, way back in pre-Covid 2019.
The event is on Thursday, August 24th at 1:05PM which happens to be Yankee T Shirt Day, but we're not counting on getting a shirt. We've settled on some good seats which, like last time, are sheltered from the elements and far from the hedge fund crowd. They'll set you back $30 a piece.
Various back-channel communications have allowed us to identify around 20 attendees so, if you'd like to join in and meet some of your fellow readers/contributors, just send an email to:
motelsign(at)protonmail(dot)com -- OR -- localbargainjerk(at)gmail(dot)com
Once we get your email, we'll send you some Paypal or Venmo info to pay for the tickets. We'll also put you on the IIFIIHIIc logistics email mailing list. We'll be meeting at the same world-class watering hole as last time after which we will triumphantly march up River Avenue.
Feel free to email even if it's just to ask questions.
Looking forward to it.
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ReplyDeleteSeriously, we're going to leave this up for a week and then shut down the list. This is your chance, people...
Thanks, LBJ! Good to see I looked just as fat then as I do now. No need for regrets!
ReplyDeleteI may be too young and too far away to attend. But I'm thinking about it. Really, really hard.
ReplyDeleteI had a BLAST the first time, beyond thrilled we are finally doing this again! And Bitty, thanks for reaching out, I'll keep a look out for a follow up email for the fund transfer for our fun transfer!
ReplyDeleteThanks mr. bit and LBJ.
ReplyDeleteLike Ken, I had a blast and plan to again with all the huckleberries.
AA, anything short of life-saving surgery is a lame excuse for not attending. You NEED to do this!
Youth is no excuse, AA. Though old age is.
ReplyDeleteJM,
ReplyDeleteI believe there are walker friendly seats in our section, so there is no excuse.
Well, other than life-saving surgery.
Additional to AA,
I flew cross country to see the Grateful Dead's "Fare thee well" concerts. On southwest. Just for the weekend. While I was flying all over creation every week for work.
If you don't show, I'll have barney/pizza boy/anal stat jerk use his extraordinary interweb skills to hunt you down and publicly humiliate you. Or scour all of the dive bars in the central coast (sorry SF and silicon valley are central, Eureka is northern CALI) until I find you, or need a new liver.
Anyway you HAVE to go. It's your duty.
And what a good looking group!
ReplyDeleteExcept their faces don't look too clear. h/t James Buffett
Hoss, who's that really good looking guy next to you?
I shall be there, you succulent bitches!!!
ReplyDeleteBUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!
ReplyDeleteUNWAVERING POSITIVITY!!