Monday, June 19, 2023

"Unforgivable"

 

I remember that my parents had a coffee-table book of some kind about the Sistine Chapel. It included all of these great, close-up reproductions of Michelangelo's masterwork. 

The one to the right used to fascinate me. It's a depiction of a sinner at the Last Judgement, and I used to stare and stare at it as a kid, mesmerized by the idea that everything in your life could be too late—that no repentance could matter. Believe or don't believe: it speaks to a primal fear adult in all of us, that we have squandered our lives with nothing to show for it. 

Many years later, when I finally got there, I found the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel every bit as amazing as I had thought it would be. There are all sorts of strict warnings posted, in language after language, telling you to be quiet as you stare at it. But they never take. The crowds are so overawed that a buzz of amazed commentary inevitably builds until finally the guards, who are clearly expecting this, make a collective shushing sound.

The crowd goes silent. But within a few seconds, the noise begins to build again.

Imagine having painting something so magnificent that, over 500 years later, people cannot look at it without expressing their adoration. That's what I call a fucking artistic achievement.

But I digress.

This season, when he went out on April 15th with another serious injury, after jogging into second base, Giancarlo Stanton looked at all the games he has missed as a Yankee—now at 307, as opposed to 473 played—and pronounced it "unforgivable."

It wasn't, of course—not in any real sense. 

Not even Dante has a level of hell for squandering a potentially great baseball career. Stanton, by all accounts, seems to be a stand-up guy who has never complained about our disappointment with his performance—or his inability even to stay on the field. It's nice that he finally recognized his shortcomings.

Giancarlo vowed to find ways to stay on the field more. Which is nice. But it's too late.

Stanton is 33, and will be 34 in November. His best years are behind him—well behind him. 

He should have thought about seriously changing the way he trained for and played the game in, say, 2019, when missed 144 games and still had to beg out of the ALCS. Back when he was still 29.

But he didn't. Then he managed to play only about one-third of the Covid season. 

Still no change. 

A pretty good 2021 followed—though nothing like the superstar numbers he was supposed to run up—then came a great start in 2022.

But after May of last season, his monthly batting averages for the rest of 2022 were .176, .156, .130, and .174, followed by a 6-32 postseason, with 2 walks and 9 strikeouts.

This season brought another (lesser) quick start—followed by a month-and-a-half on the DL. Since returning on June 2nd, Giancarlo is 5-41, or .122, with 2 homers, 2 RBI, 4 walks, and 15 Ks—culminating in yesterday's 0-7, 1 walk performance at the Fens.

In short, he has not played well for any sustained period, for over a year now. His .708 OPS would be the worst of his career if it held up—and his 93 OPS+ indicates that he is hitting below the (pathetic) league average. Oh, and all you WAR fans out there: Giancarlo's is 0.0. A perfect nullity.

I won't bore you with more statistics. Suffice it to say that there is every indication that Stanton is done. That he will never again be even an adequate player—on those occasions when he can show up.

I have no idea what the old-timey goals mean to a modern player like this: playing in a World Series, making the Hall of Fame, etc. Probably not much—for a guy who will earn over $200 million in contract money alone. And that is what it is. Hell, there are plenty of people who busy themselves destroying the world for money like that. Giancarlo Stanton isn't a bad guy.

But what a waste. And how sad to wake up and realize it's too late to regain the gift you squandered.








33 comments:

  1. Just look at the guys that Ca$hman has come with: Pavano, Ellsbury, Pedro Feliciano ($8m never pitched an inning), Stanton, Montas, Jaret Wright (instead of Pettite) and add Rondon to this list because he will be worthy of it in coming years. I'm sure I'm missing more. These guys were legally stealing money, maybe Ca$h got a kick back on the contracts. I do know one thing George Costanza would have made a better GM

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  2. For decades now, I've considered myself the poster boy for unrealized possibilities. Mainly because I'm kind of lazy, even though there have been chunks of life where I worked my tail off. Intermittently.

    But the Yankees have me beat by a mile. So many worthwhile players given away, so many young potential stars coached into oblivion, so many aging and old players with huge contracts their performances don't justify.

    And one GM to thank for it all, the hollow-eyed, ferret-faced, stat-abusing, too-clever-by-half Weasel. Whose continuing ineptitude earned him a five year, multimillion dollar contract extension.

    We truly are living in the era of Bizarro Yankees. Bad hitting good! Strikeouts better! Hot player need rest! Injuries--ha ha ha ha ha! Sitting on bench best use of stars!!

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  3. This has to be the only Yankee blog where you can get a glimpse of some great art. Thanks for that, Hoss!

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  4. Great art, to say nothing of keenly intellectual drivel crafted all the way up to useless information about a kid's game being played by adults written by humans who have exceeded their expiration date.

    I aspire to mediocrity!!!

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  5. You're welcome, Hammer! And Cashman and his version of the Yankees seem the perfect fit for this bizarre-o time, when people—on the right AND left—look directly at something and claim it is something else entirely.

    I dunno...does all of America now think it is in possession of some secret knowledge? We always were prone to that, all those years of Know Nothings and Anti-Masons, and weird millenarian cults.

    Good is Bad and Bad is Good and reality is whatever you want it to be. God Bless America!


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  6. Actually, I believe that there is a fresco of me somewhere in the Sisteen Chapel
    [Not to be confused with that shack in Italy.]

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  7. @ JM, Speaking of unrealized possibilities and mid-life crisis, I recently saw a pretty good movie, "The Hammer" (2007) with Adam Carolla. Yeah, a movie after my own heart! A 40 yr old trying to make the Olympics as a boxer. Get the dvd with the extras on it. The movie is full of laughs, and the extras add to it. Turns out that, Ozzy, the Hispanic guy in the movie, is the lead actor's real business partner, employee & friend. And he was an illegal alien from Nicaragua. Now here on political asylum. Now he's a movie star, well, sort of. He's still waiting for the casting calls to come, according to the dvd extras. I'd never even heard of Adam Carolla before this. He's supposed to be a radio personality and did some other film and tv work.

    Ain't it funny that we can now look upon the New York Yankees as some kind of loser franchise that we can compare to our own lives and say "hell, at least I'm not the New York Yankees!" & "Thank the Good Lord that my life ain't as fucked up as the New York Yankees!" They're the new Cleveland Browns of baseball!

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  8. @ Arch, Next time I'm there, I'll look for your portrait!

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  9. JM - do you still have your vinyl version of Kimono my House?

    Oh and Josh Done Old Shun is expressing his uncertainty about playing after this year.

    Tear.

    Sob.

    Lip Quiver

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  10. Hey all, speaking of Arch, Scottish Yankee fan brought up a great idea on another thread a couple of days ago. He said he'd rather have Arch Stanton than Giancarlo Stanton.

    Wish I'd thought of that one! I should've, considering how I love that movie, "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly". Our new name for Giancarlo should be Arch Stanton.

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  11. $236,325,476 to carry the combined dead weight of Hicks ($31,357,144), Stanton ($160,000,000.00), Donaldson ($29,750,000) and Cashman ($25,000,000) through (in some cases) 2028, assuming the Yankees have the wits to take the buyout option for everyone. $276,575,476 if they are too stupid to go for the buyout. More if they are foolish enough to keep Cashman on the payroll past 2027.

    But, good news, Hicks is hitting .327 for the Orioles. Maybe we can save the careers of everyone else by releasing them. In any case, the Yankees are stuck with the check.

    Only in the trust fund universe of the Yankee management, where stupidity fails upwards, would a quarter billion dollars worth of bad decision-making be worth another 5 year contract for the decider. (shakes head in disgust and walks away).

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  12. For anyone who hasn't seen that great Spaghetti Western, Arch Stanton is the guy buried in Sad Hill Cemetery, right next to the grave marked "Unknown" containing the $200,000 in gold. Yeah, Giancarlo would have a hard time competing against a corpse. This Yankee lineup most closely resembles corpses from a zombie movie.

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  13. @ Doctor T., "Maybe we can save the careers of everyone else by releasing them"

    Yeah, seems like the only thing left to do now is ABANDON SHIP! The ship be sinkin'.

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  14. @ Hammer of God, I wasn't thinking so much about abandoning ship. Just suggesting the Yankees throw the ballast overboard, to save the ship.

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  15. Arch...

    From the prior thread:

    My first, nope, second wife's mother had a Pacer. Upside-down fishbowl, crawled around the streets like a dying slug (the car, not the mother). Torque command, cracked dash, 8 track, 0 - 60 by the end of the week. Leaky windshield for the full fishbowl effect. I know an ugly car.

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  16. Yanks definitely looking like The Over the Hill Gang. Serious salary dumps in the offing. No great trade bait on this roster. It’s time for an all-out youth movement, though it will take years to contend again. Pay the Piper and get on with it.

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  17. I can’t empirically say the ship is sinking, but there sure is a fuck lot of water covering the deck.

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  18. Hoss, a brilliant post, as always. And as an artist, my first visit to see the Sistine Chapel literally brought tears to my eyes, after the cleaning you could really see just how brilliant and daring the color schemes were. This is a superhuman feat of draftsmanship and composition, unparalleled, and at a time there were no short cuts to producing this kind of work.

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  19. Lower away the lifeboats!

    Women and children first, in an orderly fashion.

    Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure. It's every man for himself now. And if this be the end, let it be said that we died like men. Good luck and may God be with you!

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  20. Thanks, Ken! Yes, it's just stunning. I don't know how people do things that incredible...but I'm glad they do!

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  21. Hammer, I'm friends with the guy who co-wrote that movie, The Hammer. Hold your heart: he's a Red Sox fan. Hey, but he's entitled, grew up in New Hampshire. Also, his wife is the love interest in the film.

    It's some good work.

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  22. Judge signing that long-term deal in New York was a monstrous mistake. He should have left his heart in San Francisco. He’d have had a better shot at playing on a winning team

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  23. Yup, the Yankees hitters are stiffs; they do resemble corpses which is why I nicknamed them "The Bronx Embalmers".

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  24. George “Romero” Steinbrenner !

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  25. @ Hoss, Wow, that kind of ruins it for me, that he's a Red Sox fan! But okay, can't have everything, at least it's not a baseball movie.

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  26. @ Hoss, Wait, is it Adam Carolla who's a Red Sox fan, or another co-author of the film? Because I think Carolla co-wrote the script. If Carolla ain't a Red Sox fan, then I can watch the movie again sometime. If Carolla is a Red Sox fan, I'll might sell my dvd on ebay.

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  27. No great loss, I got it used for 5 bucks on ebay!

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  28. @ DickAllen, I think the Friars offered Judge 40 mill for ten years. If I was Judge, sorry to say it, but I would've gone there. Because I would've wanted to win a championship before I hung up my spikes for good. Friars just beat Tampa two out of three. There is a team that can beat those Tampons! I saw the last half of the middle game of that series on FOX. Friars used small ball to win 2-0, a whole lotta bunts.

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  29. @ Carl, AboveAverage "The Bronx Embalmers" & "George Romero Steinbrenner", good stuff!

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  30. Okay, I checked out & vetted Adam Carolla on wiki, looks like he's clean. The Red Sox fan must be his co-writer, who is married to the girl in the movie. Man, that was close. I can keep my dvd!

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