In the first inning yesterday, Jordan Montgomery missed his spot with a pitch, and Giancarlo Stanton nearly hit it out, hooking it just a foot left of the foul pole.
Monty adjusted, put the next pitch where it was supposed to go, and Stanton obligingly grounded out to third.
That was about it for the Yankees' offense. In the sixth, with the Yanks trailing by 2-0, Big G came up with Gleyber Torres on third and, apparently startled to see a teammate in such a position, flied out to right to end the inning. In the eighth, he came up with a man on again, the Yanks now down by 4-1—and lined to center for the third out.
Ballgame, with Giancarlo falling back to .195. And the question must arise:
Is Giancarlo Stanton—dollar for dollar—the worst player in major-league history? Is he...shudder...the Anti-Ruth???
My friend James, who is the most fervent Yankees fan in all of SoCal, insists that Stanton is not the main problem with today's Yankees, and never has been. And he's right. That individual is sitting in the general manager's office in the Bronx.
But Stanton is an enormous dead weight on this team. He takes up approximately one-ninth of the franchise's major-league-high payroll, and has for six years now. By the end of this season, the Yanks will have spent $167 million on Giancarlo, with at least another $98 million they are obligated to pay through 2028.
What they have got in return is someone who:
—Cannot (really) play the field.
—Cannot stay on the field (Almost 40 percent of all games missed.)
—Cannot—increasingly—hit.
There have always been moments in Stanton's Yankees career when he has gone on a tear and carried the team for a week or two, or even a month, the way that big sluggers—for all their streakiness—are expected to do.
No more. Not since he came apart again midseason 2022, finishing with career lows in batting average, OBP, and slugging—figures that he looks likely to underwhelm again this season.
There were hopes that he might be gearing up for a tear when he went on a relatively modest, 5-17 binge against Texas and Oakland, with 1 homer and 6 ribbies. But that sputtered out with one single in seven at-bats in St. Loo.
Big G's power seems barely to exist anymore—just 7 home runs this season. He never did draw many walks for a power hitter, but he's now down to 9 in 35 games. In other words, about once a week, he'll hit a homer, and maybe once or twice a week, he'll get a walk.
That's it. And as usual, every attempt to accommodate Stanton's frailties seems counterproductive. Can he ever really get going if he needs to take every third or fourth game off?
IS he the anti-Ruth?Well, you tell me.
The Babe was also paid a fantastically high amount for his time—$80,000, or about $1.5-$5 million in today's money, depending on how you figure it. Plus plenty more with the Yanks' constant exhibition games during the season—but not nearly Stanton's $32 million a season.
Ruth, also like Stanton, joined what was already a pretty good Yankees team and took it to the stars. His arrival in 1920 jumpstarted an unrivaled, 45-year dynasty, including 7 pennants and 4 World Series wins over Ruth's time in town.
Stanton joined the 2018 Yankees, a good team he was expected to carry to the top—The Dynasty What Never Was. He's not responsible, of course, for everybody on that team not named Aaron Judge flopping miserably.
But Stanton didn't carry anyone anywhere. Instead, year after year, he blocks the team's flexibility, and puts much of its ample payroll in deep freeze. He present but absent—part and parcel of the Yankees becoming just another ball club, or the exact opposite of what George Herman "Babe" Ruth did for them.
Let's face it. Stanton—pictured above adjusting his arm pads to cover the "666" tattooed there—is the anti-Ruth. Start preparing for the Rapture.
Rapture
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https://youtu.be/S_ES8GIPn9M
He's not even marketable.
ReplyDeleteI don't ever see anyone wearing his jersey.
I don't even know his number.
Poster child for why not to give sluggers long contracts.
On deck--Aaron Judge. [But at least he's marketable, so Hal has that.]
Stanton has been a disaster in general. But not as much of one as the genius who acquired him after his career year, thereby assuming the most ridiculous contract in baseball.
ReplyDeleteIf that was the one giant glaring mistake in Cashman's tenure, that would be okay. Everyone gets to fuck up now and then. But fucking up is his norm.
No man has ever done so little with so much money in baseball history.
hal at least isnt doing as badly as steve in queens who is paying out half a billion this year on the mutts!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/07/03/mlb-batting-average-luis-arraez/
ReplyDeleteAn interesting article on the dearth of .300 hitters.
Great line, JM! "Never has one man done so little with so much money!" (The Commons explodes in cheers.)
ReplyDeleteYep, the Mets are Mutts again. But at least Cohen can shed his big contracts shortly, and start again. Cashman has committed us to at least another decade of mediocrity.
Hoss? You seem aggravated? But for the life of me I cannot imagine why.
ReplyDelete"Unwavering positivity."
Cohen will never shed Bobby Bonilla.
ReplyDeleteIt must be my hemorrhoids, Warbler. :)
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, to cheer us all up:
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Oh-crap-that-s-due-tomorrow-Thomas-Jefferson-July-3rd-1776-by-Primotees/44600969.EJUG5
And Kev, as to your comment last post about why we should NOT sign Ohtani: spot on.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'll admit it. The guy's having an unreal season, and is a shoo-in to win the MVP if he stays healthy.
But let's not forget: his first THREE YEARS in the majors, the guy went a combined 4-3, with a TOTAL of 47 homers, and missed 126 games.
Thanks to injuries, he basically underperformed as a starter AND DH.
His agent is going to want the moon, which of course he should go for. But the Yanks are going to put up that kind of money to have a guy who takes out a top starter AND a key spot in your batting order if he gets hurt?
Hoss - Ohtani IS INDEED just the player that Cash and Hal would want to sign because he'll likely be injured 30-40% of the time, during his time with the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteThe main reason that HC66 does not want the Yankees to sign Ohtani is that he would have to renounce the nonstop spree of denigration he has directed at this magnificent athlete and either (a) start rooting for him, thereby eating several years's worth of blog crow, or (b) renounce the Yankees. Either way it would make for some delectable squirming on HC's part.
ReplyDeleteDidn't the Supreme Court rule EBD is illegal?
ReplyDeleteThe squirming could just be due to the aforementioned hemorrhoids . . . they can burn like the dickens
ReplyDeleteWell the perfecto / no-hitter/ shutout is off the table…I gives it’s a little tougher even you’re not pitching against the Oakland A’s 😂
ReplyDeleteUNWAVERING
ReplyDeleteThe fans booed during Aaron Hicks’ tribute video…haha
ReplyDeleteSince the ANAL-eatitall department rules the Yankees front office, did anyone think to ANALyze the "results" of hit strikes hard/exit velocity/launch angle bullshit of the last 6 or 7 years?
ReplyDeleteRhetorical question, because they obviously have rectal-cranial inversion syndrome.
RufUs - milk fart by any other name
ReplyDeleteNice to see Hicksy out there. For another team.
ReplyDeleteJackie comes in hitting .136. Ffs.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's still starting.
ReplyDeleteHicks and Frazier in the outfield.
ReplyDeleteAnd wasn't Mateo a hot prospect many disappointments ago?
Ca$hman got the Abie normal brain.
Stanton swings and misses
ReplyDeleteStanton swings and misses
Stanton swings and misses
Stanton swings and misses
Stanton swings and misses
Stanton swings and misses
Rizzo - big miss and a swing (x3)
ReplyDeleteThat's why he gets the big bucks, AA. Consistency.
ReplyDeleteAA,
ReplyDeleteI think he had some good swings. Really a good eye, and if he'd connected, it would have been a real hard out. He's making progress, and by August, he should have himself locked in.
(Locked in a psycho ward.)
I've been listening to the radio broadcast out here in CA, but the TV broadcast is free today on MLB.
ReplyDeleteI have to figure out how to listen to the radio team instead. Kay and O'Neill don't do it for me.
Ah, the Master's voice! Just like the old RCA ads.
ReplyDeleteJM,
ReplyDeleteClick on the radio tower in the lower right of the video. Then select WFAN under audio options.
Just call me Emily Litella.
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ReplyDeleteMichael Kay:
ReplyDelete"Hey it's once again time for trivia. The Yankees are one of four teams with players with domestic violence charges on their active roster. Name the other three. Any guesses, Paul?"
I'll make it a true daily double.
ReplyDeleteAny other 3 teams.
...nothing to do with steroids.
ReplyDeleteNot at all.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rufus. I have the Master now.
ReplyDeleteDid we give up already by bringing in Martinez?
Texas has Chapman now. That's one.
ReplyDeleteBack to back belly to belly
ReplyDeleteThe Kid and Higgy gettin' jiggy
ReplyDeleteWe never hear about women who abuse their husbands…
ReplyDeleteMore Parm
ReplyDeleteMore Harm
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Alarm
"he's kinda timing his steps so that he doesn't have to run that hard"
ReplyDeletePaulie's keen and insightful commentary
rather have Master Bader up in this situation than Donaldson
ReplyDeletemaybe snot
ReplyDeleteStanton with an almost.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of women who abuse their husbands. But given the usual size difference, it's less common than testosteroney beaters.
ReplyDeleteJD can’t suck anymore than that…
ReplyDeleteToomgis!
ReplyDeleteRanger,
ReplyDeleteIt's usually psychological abuse. Much harder to prove.
Plus, any abuse is a little sick.* No matter which direction. Circumstances sometimes can't be avoided, but I have thankfully never been there.
*unless you're paying good money for it. Then, whatever floats your boat between consenting parties.
BUNTY HIGGY BUNTY
ReplyDeleteKeefe to The City has become a must read for me. You all should read the Keefe. Keefe gets us.
ReplyDeleteMe likey Keefey.
ReplyDeleteAtta boy, Hicksey!!
ReplyDeleteUmm ... wait ... what?
Stantonian Single
ReplyDeleteStanton gets another hit.
ReplyDeleteFull moon.
JM - does that mean that we can expect to see Jackie hit an in the park HR?
ReplyDeleteMaster De-bader!
ReplyDeleteMASTER BADER!!!
ReplyDeleteMASTER BADER BUNTS IT OUTTA THE PARK!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on??
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, back at the ranch...
ReplyDeleteJackie Donaldson has managed to *lower* his batting average. The ANALysts in the front office have perfected his swing!
AA....I'm astounded!
ReplyDeleteWe should have voted Jackie onto the All-Star team.
ReplyDelete...and little Tony is 2 fer 3. Can they send Jackie to the minors? On a Greyhound?
ReplyDeleteNo falefa tried to stretch. No.
ReplyDeleteKein means no or not in German, so we call him "no falefa."
Jackie needs to be DFA’d…
ReplyDeleteCan we DFA Cashbrain too?
ReplyDeleteOne can only wish Winnie…
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Full Moon Yankees WIN!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteHolmes makes it elementary, my dear Watson.
ReplyDeleteI don't trust this. Something smells fishy, and I don't mean my undies.
ReplyDeleteWinnie,
ReplyDeleteRemind me to never sniff your undies.
Didn't see most of the game, but I saw those replays in the OF. This is ridiculous, already. Florial STILL can't be called up? Stanton and IKF gave up, what, 3-4 "hits" that should've been caught?
ReplyDeleteGleyber Torres with the crucial, run-scoring wild pitch in the 7th. Those are the sorts of contributions that don't show up in the boxscore.
ReplyDeleteHow are those 4th of July hemorrhoids going, HC?
ReplyDeleteThere is one small bit of good news: Little Tony is on a roll.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to believe that this team will have a better season than we think. They have the third best ERA in the AL despite all of the injuries (and the important underlying stats support the ERA), since Judge went down they have managed to play roughly .500 ball, some really good arms will be coming back from the DL. And Tampa has their own injury problems now. And that Italian kid... Now if only The Brain will listen to his very capable assistants...
ReplyDeleteYou mean . . . the Ghidorah!
ReplyDelete"KING GHIDORAH"!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is definitely an Albatross.
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