Think this:
Edible 3D scans of deviled eggs.
I gotta go. Yanks v O's tonite. Do we have a chance?
Yes. We'll have Judge, plus Rizzo and Stanton are out of their slumps. They're still entering their first pennant race. They'll crack.
No. This is the beginning of a long, gruesome period in Yankee/Baltimore history. We can't measure up against these guys. We're dead.
Now that the Brewers have traded for Carlos Santana, I think the Yanks should pick up Eric Clapton. They could use a lead guitarist considering all they have is a bunch of Andrew Ridgeleys.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jeffrey Maier will be at the games this weekend.
ReplyDeleteEl Duque,
ReplyDeleteI liked your posted more when you were drunk.
Maybe. Tonight Boone starts binge eating cans of aerosol cheeses whilst kneeling on the dugout steps. Michael Kay will say he’s gone crackers.
ReplyDeleteRizzo 0-9 after his 4 hit game. Stanton 0-6.
ReplyDeleteO’s take 2/3
HERE COME THE EXCITEMENT!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees announced Friday that they’ve reinstated outfielder Willie Calhoun from the injured list and designated him for assignment.
OH MY GAWD - WHAT WILL BE NEXT?!?
Is this game going to be played on any television station known to man, or once again beamed by aliens only to those with the special antennae that come out of your head?
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ReplyDelete“Where have you gone, David Robertson?”
ReplyDeleteMy posting of a single S keeps on getting disappeared. Where’s management?
ReplyDeleteWillie “The Say Hey Kid” Calhoun is gone!
ReplyDeleteCalhoun DFA’d (no loss), opening a roster spot for…
ReplyDeleteAA, I'm management adjacent? But I probably can only make things worse.
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The horror. The horror.
Please, don't make me laugh. There is also a chance that pigs will fly.
ReplyDeleteWinny - its not an S its a symbol of Hope
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