"YOUNG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
"I SAID, YOUNG MAN, PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND
"YOUNG MAN, 'CAUSE YOU'RE IN A NEW TOWN
"THERE'S A PLACE FOR YOU... AND IT'S THE...
(bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp...)
LEMME TELL YOU IT'S THE
"Y"
"M"
"C"
"A"
YES IT'S THE...
"Y"
"M"
"C"
"A"
You can go 0-for-10
And he'll start you again,
Doesn't matter how you play...
(repeat.)
(162 times)
Is this funny? Or embarrassing? Or a modern Billy Martin?
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think Boone is losing it.
It’s sad and pathetic.
ReplyDeletePerhaps if he aimed some of that vitriol at his own locker room…
No savages in the box these days
ReplyDeleteNo savages anywhere. Did you know that Freddie Sez has a Wikipedia page?
ReplyDeleteWow. Rorttlefur is a worse hitter than Jackie was.
ReplyDeleteJust turned on the game for some reason. I’m Tina and the Yanks are Ike.
ReplyDeleteSomeone on the radio compared the Yanks with that girlfriend who always treats you badly but you still want to see her...
ReplyDeleteSterling has 85 year old wood for the Widow Murcer!
ReplyDeleteThis is about the time that Schmidt implodes...
ReplyDeleteWe're winning? What?
ReplyDeleteThuh-uh-uh-uh Yankees still suck.
ReplyDeleteI’m glad Judge is still able to toe this team along.
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees have more runs than the other team. That’s good, right? I don’t remember.
ReplyDeleteBullpen has been good tonight…
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteWellllll, all those genius physiologists who work for the Tampons must have been collectively riding with Bong Express this year. Shane McCallahan is out for the year, and maybe having to endure his second TJS. If I counted correctly they now have five starters, six relievers, and one of their traded "stud starters" also lost. I don't derive satisfaction from (well, some have it coming) opponent injuries. But it does show the fickle (cruel) nature of human bearings flying apart, especially when it comes to pitchers. Remember what a genius Ray Miller was? "Work quickly and throw strikes"? Yeah, well sometimes people flip "heads" fifty times in a row..... Too bad we didn't have a real team this year. Turns out that the Rays could have been caught...😖
ReplyDeleteSchmidt must want to strangle Boone at this point of the season.
ReplyDeleteNatty Boh O’s all the way?
ReplyDeleteHere’s an awful idea for a chant that would send the wrong ideas to thousands of young, impressionable fans…..
ReplyDeleteMore Meltdowns Boone!
Squeal like a Rabid Baboon!
Cuss like you’re in a Saloon!
Go back in your used up Womb!
MORE MELTDOWNS BOONE!
Schmidt looks born again hard.
ReplyDeleteYep. Nobody really emerged this year. Woulda been a good season to make a run. Who knew, Cashie's wing-and-a-prayer approach didn't work again.
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