This is a test of the Fire Brian Cashman system. This is only a test. If Brian Cashman had actually been fired, we’d all be too drunk to test the system.
I noticed that Ohtani will be skipping a start because of arm fatigue. If he pitched for the Yankees I would reflexively think "rotator cuff". Ohtani pitches every sixth day. I automatically think of my dad's incredulous response if I mentioned that I was tired, "Tired? Tired? WHAT DID YOU DO??? WHAT DID YOU DO"????? He was kinda Old School. And the media wants to designate Ohtani as "The Goat"??? Hopefully he's not hurt, the idea of a GOAT MARTYR makes me ill. And we just might get lucky. The Red Sux manage to sign him.... I could really go off on a rant here, but you guys already know it, ;)
"...wingless in appearance, black, altogether disgusting; they snore with repulsive breaths, they drip from their eyes hateful drops; their attire is not fit to bring either before the statues of the gods or into the homes of men."
Vile, disgusting creatures that leave a foul stench on anything they touch.
IIHIIFIIc, in cooperation with the FCC, YES, and other authorities, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information as delivered by John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman.
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HAL. Sell the team. REPEAT. HAL. Sell the team.
If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news, or instructions.
This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System on IIHIIFIIc. We now return you to your ranting and raving, already in progress.
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Sorry about this, folks. But life is too short when dealing with trolls.
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This is a test of the Fire Brian Cashman system. This is only a test. If Brian Cashman had actually been fired, we’d all be too drunk to test the system.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that Ohtani will be skipping a start because of arm fatigue. If he pitched for the Yankees I would reflexively think "rotator cuff". Ohtani pitches every sixth day. I automatically think of my dad's incredulous response if I mentioned that I was tired, "Tired? Tired? WHAT DID YOU DO??? WHAT DID YOU DO"????? He was kinda Old School. And the media wants to designate Ohtani as "The Goat"??? Hopefully he's not hurt, the idea of a GOAT MARTYR makes me ill. And we just might get lucky. The Red Sux manage to sign him.... I could really go off on a rant here, but you guys already know it, ;)
ReplyDeleteFor Barney/pizza boy/ebd/whatever name the harpy* chooses:
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*Aeschylus descriptions harpy:
"...wingless in appearance, black, altogether disgusting; they snore with repulsive breaths, they drip from their eyes hateful drops; their attire is not fit to bring either before the statues of the gods or into the homes of men."
Vile, disgusting creatures that leave a foul stench on anything they touch.
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ReplyDeleteHey, hey, hey, Kev! Ohtani has thrown 130 2/3 innings. You can't expect him to keep going at that rate! He's just lucky he didn't die.
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ReplyDeleteThis is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
IIHIIFIIc, in cooperation with the FCC, YES, and other authorities, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information as delivered by John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman.
bloop BLEEP bloop bloop bloop
HAL. Sell the team. REPEAT. HAL. Sell the team.
If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news, or instructions.
This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System on IIHIIFIIc. We now return you to your ranting and raving, already in progress.