Willie Calhoun has said "NO" to Brian Cashman.
He will not get on the bus to Scranton.
Not again. Not anymore.
In fact, nevermore.
He will become an unindicted co-free agent instead.
Free to sign with anyone.
He has about as many HRs as Stanton.
And runs faster.
Good luck, willie. Sign with a winner.
Willie Calhoun, another dude with a great name that Cashman picked up from the scrap heap. Of course Cashman wanted to send him down again. He's a lefty hitter with a better OPS than Arch Stanton. It might make Walking Dead Arch Stanton look redundant. Can't have that.
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ReplyDeleteYankees Place Domingo Germán On Restricted List Due To Alcohol Abuse
ReplyDeleteYIKES - if it's not one type of juicing it's another, right?
Perhaps CC can have a sit down with Domingo and help set him straight.
Cortes coming back Friday so that’s convenient…
ReplyDeleteI can’t blame German, I’d be drinking too if I had to play on this team
ReplyDeleteSad, though.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a game tonight? Where is it?
ReplyDeleteLosing already.
ReplyDeleteColace.
ReplyDeleteWell, game over
ReplyDeleteCalhoun small potatoes, can’t run or field.
ReplyDeleteGerman…just one thing after another. To me, his rubbing vodka on his armpit in an attempt to imbibe it was an obvious cry for help.
Did anybody check Cole’s armpit tonight?
Suzyn did and reported that they were well shaven
ReplyDeleteVolpe ties it!!
ReplyDeleteStanton!!! With men on base!
ReplyDeleteSo back in Middle school there was a kid we didn’t like. Didn’t hate him, just wasn’t our sort of crowd. Replied to whatever sort of Cliff Clavinesque attempt at conversation with a uh huh and then hustle elsewhere. But then he got obsessive. It didn’t take long to hate the kid. That just made him want to be our friend even more. It was all very odd. He ended transferring to a private school. Dunno if he recognized why it didn’t work out for him at our school, so I can’t tell you it worked out for him elsewhere. But it was the right decision by his parents. He needed to go elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteTo avoid confusion, this was not a Willie Calhoun parable. He knew his worth right away, no hints required.
I got your drift, Beauregard. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the moderation, everyone, but it looks like Barney's drinking again. Lock up your comments sections.
To the Batcave, everyone
ReplyDeleteThe German thing is bad news. Drinking is not a problem, it’s what you do when you’re drinking. Last time he smacked his girlfriend. Not good.
ReplyDeleteVolpe will survive being a Yankee.
ReplyDeleteA/A, as we know, being clean shaven is team policy, all must comply.
ReplyDeleteAND Suzyn has disposable razor hidden inside her hand microphone
ReplyDeleteGO LITTLE TONY, GO GO!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's baseball, Suzyn!
Yankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteSeven whole runs!!
ReplyDeleteToo bad we couldn’t save some of those runs for this weekend.
ReplyDelete“ A player on the restricted list does not count against the 40-man roster, is not paid, and does not earn service time. A team may keep a player on the list indefinitely until he is reinstated under Major League Rule 16.”
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Well shit, if that’s the rule, let’s get Stanton drunk!
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ReplyDeleteIf the 2023 Yankees win the 2023 World Series I will buy everyone here a pair of socks
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