Monday, September 11, 2023

Cashie Stardust and the Wonder from Mars

 

Oh, yeah.

 

Cashie played us all, 

Jivin' us that we were voodoo.

With our Wonder from Mars

He batted from each side,

Hit it far and wide.

Became the special man, 

And we were Jasson’s fans.

 

Cashie loved to bray,

Tellin’ us that we’d be champs soon.

That the kids were all stars,

Or even from Mars.

He had a secret plan,

And someday he’d tell us, man.

 

So where was the Martian?

While that jerk tried to break our balls?

Just the beer lights to guide us.

So he brought him to the show,

And blew out his elbow!


Oh, yeah.


Cashie played for time,

Jivin' us the Yanks were voodoo.

That the kids were for real

And he was the deal.

God, but he was an ass!

He took it all too far,

And thought that he was the star.

 

Making love with his ego,

Cashie sucked up into his mind (ah).

Like a leper messiah,

When his deals had killed the team

We had to give up the dream.

 

Oh, yeah.

 

Cashie played us all…



Jasson Dominguez, RIP, 9/10/23

9 comments:

  1. Ya nailed it Hoss. Bowie would be applauding too...

    From X:

    Yankees this year:
    Played a guy with a torn ligament in his wrist for months
    Played a guy with a concussion for months
    Played a kid with a torn UCL for a week
    Currently playing a guy with torn ligament in his toe
    Sent 4 pitchers to the IL with shoulder issues
    This strength and conditioning program and medical staff needs to be gutted and rebuilt.

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  2. Hoss ,

    Well done. Clearly the front office needs some Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- changes!

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  3. I have called for Genuise for years. I believe in Sport's Gods, especially those of Baseball. The Yankees concerning The Martian, are being punished for their arrogance and stupidity. Unfortunately, we Yankee fans will suffer. The Yankees will whine about Dominguez. Take a look at the other prospects, they flat out "can't hit." I have never seen so many 100 averages on a team. You won't see that on the Braves, Dodgers, Astros or Rays. Bauers hiting for Rortvedt was asking, "where do you want to take a shit?," on the floor or in your pants. The Yankees are offically a joke and I do not see a rebound with what has transpired, anytime soon.

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  5. We can be heroes,
    Just for one day.

    (Horace, if you don't object, I'd like to post this on Bardball.com tomorrow.)

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