Friday, October 27, 2023

Wise Words from Dusty Baker


Think he'd be willing to un-retire and, oh, say, manage in the Bronx?


 

Yowsah.


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9 comments:

  1. 13bitOctober 27, 2023 at 11:43 PM

    Nobody is coming to save us.

    Brian wants a puppet.

    Brian wants a yes-man.

    Hal loves Brian.

    Hal doesn't care.

    Is it clear now?

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  2. HoraceClarke66October 27, 2023 at 11:46 PM

    Yeah, we didn't want that damned Corey Seagar guy. Better to have a .209-hitting rookie who might someday be something. Or not.

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  3. Doug K.October 28, 2023 at 9:18 AM


    A scene from the Baker dinner table

    Dusty Baker: Everyone's talking about fucking exit velocity. Mother fucking exit velocity!

    Musty Baker: (cough)(cough) Fuck. You're right Dusty.

    Crusty Baker: Again with this shit. Pass the motherfucking peas.


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  4. JMOctober 28, 2023 at 10:24 AM

    Doug, you got me. I'm sitting here by myself, laughing out loud. You deserve a motherfucking medal.

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  5. Carl J. WeitzOctober 28, 2023 at 12:16 PM

    I'd rather be sitting at the table with his two daughters, Lusty and Busty Baker.

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  6. HoraceClarke66October 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM

    We want more of the Baker Table!!

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  7. Doug K.October 28, 2023 at 5:28 PM

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  8. Doug K.October 28, 2023 at 6:18 PM


    Dusty Baker: Yeah that's right Crusty. I'm talking about motherfucking exit velocity again. What do you think Gusty?

    Gusty Baker: Blllpppp. Fuck, I farted again.

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  9. Local Bargain JerkOctober 29, 2023 at 11:24 AM


    Fusty: Who moved my motherfucking cheese?

    Trusty: I can assure you good sir, no one laid a motherfucking hand on your motherfucking cheese.

    Gusty: Well, motherfucking blow me, someone moved it!

    Crusty: Fuck all that shit. Just stay away from my motherfucking hedges!

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