Said Brian Cashman in today's press conference.
Scene from the Cashman dinner table...
Brian Cashman: I told them we were pretty fucking good.
Lyin Cashman: Fuck. You're right Brian. The Yankees are pretty fucking good.
Cryin Casman: They fucking suck. Now pass the motherfucking peas.
Defyin' Cas$hole: Who the fuck are you kidding? Tell HAL to sell the fucking team already!
ReplyDeleten.b., Unfortunately, Ca$hole does not possess that relative.
Cashman's "looking forward to 24 being a better year than 23"...83 wins, fellas! Gonna be great!
ReplyDeleteI know when I am being fucking gaslighted…
ReplyDeleteHank Hill is in the PR department.
ReplyDeleteIf I'd heard him say, "The process is working" one more time...
ReplyDeleteComplete hypocrite. Most of the time, he pretends to be at the forefront of analytics. Now he's saying the Yankees barely do it. Well, which is it? Do you do it badly, or not enough? Or both?
Delusion is an official entry in the International Classification of Diseases (ICD). When filling out insurance forms, the code is F22.9.
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ReplyDeleteIs it really possible that The Martian played and got injured? Seriously? And: Seriously hurt, too?
Is it really possible that the team I root for traded for a guy forced to wear a boot? Yeah, it was 2022, but I can't seem to forget that.
Did the NYYs really trade off Montgomery for a bag of magic beans? And now they are "pursuing" him for 2024?
Could the reports that the GM used a nasty word (repeatedly?) possibly be true? Is he from Brooklyn?
Have there really been news items "linking" the Yankees to Frankie Montas and Harrison Bader? Really? In late 2023? Did I really see those?
I know I dream a lot (esp. about a young Kim Basinger). But lately these nightmares have gotten completely out of hand. Can we please return to some semblance of reality?
I think you are an arrogant loser and putz Genius aka god cashman.
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