Hats off to the immortal Carl Weitz...
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From: Kate Hunter
Date: 1/29/24 5:07 PM (GMT-05:00)
To: Carl Weitz
Subject: The New York Yankees reaching out
Hello Carl,
I understand that life can get busy, but I wanted to check in to see if we can provide you with information about our ticket plans, group offerings, and suites for this season.
There are a variety of options to choose from and we would love to see you at the stadium supporting our Bronx Bombers.
Could I interest you in a quick conversation to explore this further?
Thank you very much,
Kate Hunter
Assistant, Ticket Sales & Service
(212) YANKEES
New York Yankees
One E 161st Street
Bronx, New York 10451
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To: Kate Hunter
Mon, Jan 29 at 7:46 PM
Tell Hal Steinbrenner to open up his wallet and add another top starting pitcher and third baseman. Then we can talk.
Carl
Sent from my T-Mobile 5G Dev
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From: khunter@cmail.yankees.com
To: Carl Weitz
Tue, Jan 30 at 9:01 AM
Good morning Carl,
I will have a representative call you about this.
What would be the best phone number to reach you?
Thanks,
Kate Hunter
Assistant, Ticket Sales & Service
(212) YANKEES
New York Yankees
One E 161st Street
Bronx, New York 10451
The number: 666-666-6666
The GM listened to you…we just signed Greg Allen…AGAIN...
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ReplyDeleteCarl Weitz: You are doing the Lord's work.
Carl, don't forget to add the part about lowering beer prices.
ReplyDeleteAlso, let them know that if they need a real GM, you are available for the right price.
Oh and a suite for IIHIIFIIc.
Carl, this was great.
ReplyDeleteGreg Allen? Really? Nice guy and all, really fast, but he's not Cody.
God bless you, Carl. I agree with LBJ about doing the Lords work. We must think of something really grand and symbolic if we get together this year for the IIHIIF HUCKLEBERRY ROUNDUP. Something that will catch their attention.
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you!
ReplyDeleteEveryone here at IIHIIF will receive positions with the Yankees. I intend to make the Bloated Front Office even more bloated. Sharpen up your resumes.
I am ready, Carl! A pizza in every pot! Cadillacs for everyone! Blowjobs and rainbows! I am ready to go serve the masters and get this bloated organization back on its feet.
ReplyDeleteI had another idea. Now that we’re all gonna be working at the Yankee offices, instead of cocktail hours on Friday, maybe we could have Randy Levine food regurgitation contests every Tuesday?
ReplyDeleteGreat job, Carl! I, for one, am willing to do my part and bloat up even more than I already have to make this work!
ReplyDeleteHey, did they ever call? Or you just gave them the devil's phone number there?
ReplyDeleteThis is the truly stupid thing about Cash and HAL. Obviously, NOBODY is bidding on Monty, Snell, or Cody.
ReplyDeleteYanks could swoop in, likely sign all three for what passes for a song these days in baseball, then peddle Verdugo to someone for another decent pitcher.
Instantly, both men would be proclaimed as geniuses. Cashie could doubtless get Bob Klapisch to write another paean to his stable wiles ("They whisper..."). The Yanks would be an instant contender. The Brain could pretend as though they had plotted it all along.
This is how insanely rich—or money crazy—these two are. The prospect of being publicly called brilliant in the biggest media market in the world holds absolutely no allure for them.
I'm glad the Yankees are asking Carl for advice. Carl is very astute and really knows baseball. Thank you, Carl!
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