Mets Can't Wear Alternate Jerseys Because the Pants Haven't Arrived
As the nation'l pastime seeks expanse
To pull in those who might just glance
And, intrigued, give the game a chance,
Manfred should provide some pants.
Fans in Britain, Spain and France,
With soccer frustrated perchance,
Might get all "Tinker! Evers! Chance!"
But won't if players have no pants.
College hoops? Yeah, "The Big Dance!"
Skaters 'round Stanley's cup prance.
Football thrills all uncles and aunts.
Baseball? They ain't got no pants.
On-field play can be enhanced
And fortunes made through slick finance
But we might have a free "snake dance"
Unless MLB invests in pants.
This year's Yankee roadies...white outlines begone!...are unnecessary. But they don't look bad. Unless the Dodgers are staying strong too, the Yankees still don't have an "alternate". A matter of time, I think.
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ReplyDeleteWait until the Yanks get to whatever their own, awful, "City Connects" unis will be.
ReplyDeleteIt's a fallen age. Particularly for the Yankees.