Friday, May 10, 2024

Game Thread: Caption Contest

 


28 comments:

  1. He looks a little stunned.

    Maybe he can finally see our point of view.

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  2. Gleyber:

    "Mikey loaned me his glasses because he hates being called Glassman"

    "I thought the ticket stub said we were going to see "The Kinks". I must need a better prescription."

    Mikey:
    "What was the exit velo and launch angle on that 3-pointer?"

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  3. OOH OH GLEY’ can you SEEEEEEEEEE?

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  4. I bet if I run out on the court no one will see me.

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  5. Gleyber - appears to have a big camera and with an expensive lens on it at his feet. I bet everything he shoots is a little soft/a little out of focus and framed too much to one side…..

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  6. (I know that the camera likely belongs the guy holding the other camera but it sure would be sadly amusing to see Gleyber try to shoot a picture)

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  7. I think Gleyber stole his pants from a homeless guy on the platform in Penn Station.

    I'll give him the benefit of doubt and suspect he'd actually put the viewfinder to his eye and not the lens cap.

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  8. Who's the bozo color guy on YES? Aksing for a fren.

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  9. Followed by more Gleyberian uselessness.

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  10. Loved his earlier at bat when he turned ball four into a ground out.

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  11. I still think of Arozarena as this young phenom. What the hell happened to him?

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  12. Heart Attack Holmes at work.

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  13. He may lose this one yet. Cripes.

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  14. Let’s not overlook the great start by Schmidt! Weaver a strong inning - again. 8 straight scoreless appearances. Holmes shaky, but
    kept the lid on.

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  15. Heart Attack Holmes is a keepah, JM.

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  16. Torres last 7 games .167/.286/.167 , .453 OPS

    I assume he wears contacts during the games but who knows?

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  17. Any win is a big Yankee win, but especially so against the DEVIL tampons.

    Don't forget to tune into the master tomorrow on WFAN pregame!

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  18. @ BTR999, Based on his hitting, I'd assume that Torres does NOT wear contacts during the games.

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