The problem with the x-ray specs is that they work when you look at *anyone*. Most (ok - ALL) of this group, I'd rather not look at with x-ray specs. I'll stick with the decoder ring.
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Well done, Sir.
ReplyDeleteBravo!
WAITER! Get this man a Bazooka Joe Hazy Double IPA, please!
Also kind Server, I'd appreciate it if you would include one of your free TUESDAY HAIKU Colonoscopies.
THANK YOU!
Dread.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather get a free pair of X-ray specs than a gold-plated ring. Will an extra quarter cover the difference?
ReplyDeleteThe problem with the x-ray specs is that they work when you look at *anyone*. Most (ok - ALL) of this group, I'd rather not look at with x-ray specs. I'll stick with the decoder ring.
ReplyDeleteI was more of a hypnocoin/chicknotizer guy myself.
ReplyDelete"Oh Mac! You ARE a real man after all!"
ReplyDelete🆙⬆️!
ReplyDeleteTerrific work, Doug!
ReplyDeleteBoon-zooka !!
ReplyDeleteI've always said Holmes is not a closer. Therein lies the dread.
ReplyDeleteYou don't see a lot of thereins these days.
I rarely see "therein" whilst reading the interwebs.
ReplyDeleteSUCK IT VERLANDER!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking kid gets two strikes then loses the plate. That control problem again.
ReplyDeleteVerlander ain't got it tonight.
ReplyDeleteI wuz gunna say Verlander has only given up four runs - I hope he gives up twenty.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise its only four runs on five hits.
I now take that back
Knock him around the field, BOYZ!
The toxic, oozing pimple of Houston goes down swinging!!!
ReplyDeleteLIL' TONY!!
ReplyDeleteGil in for another inning. Is Gil still on a pitch count?
ReplyDeleteGET OUT THE CHERRY CHAPSTICK ASSTROS AND BLOW ME!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaking dinner and I missed the good part -- Verlander eating corn the long way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Boonie's ex will 'splain to his wifey that they *all* cheat on the pinups.
Winnie, better them than me.
ReplyDeleteThat's a Gleyber slide!
ReplyDeleteGleyber the Unproductive
ReplyDeleteA little late, but Coney has been good making fun of Kay tonite.
ReplyDeletePS.
ReplyDeleteI still don't like Vertigo, but I hate him less. Maybe he'll teach the slackers to run out a grounder.
Why is Ned Flanders pitching? Was Disco Stu not available?
ReplyDeleteAnother Gulf of Tonkin disaster…
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteEven the blowouts raise my blood pressure.
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ReplyDeleteThe Verlander implosion sooo predictable.. How you ask? He was starting for my fantasy team tonight..
ReplyDeleteA win and a loss. A question of balance…asked in the Twilight Zone.
BTR - Gil is on my team …
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