Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Game Thread: The Twins Look Worried.

 



59 comments:

  1. Did Verdugo just get hurt? It was a great play. If he's hurt Dominguez is pretty close to being ready.

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  2. (from the previous thread)

    Vertigo got billed there and Rodon wants to kiss him really, really hard.

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  3. Vertigo and Gleyber are supposedly trade bait. We shall see.

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  4. Stanton runs like me. Then again I'm 68.

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  5. Forfeit the game, Minnesota.

    Be careful Judge!

    Also - maybe instead of trade bait they should just be trade chum.

    Plus Stanton runs slower than the Yankees trying to sign Soto

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  6. We might have enough runs. Hard to say. Boone may bring in Santana.

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  7. Rodon out of gas already. Here comes Santana.

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  8. Jesus, that was a major struggle. And after five perfect. The Yankees' long half inning derailed him? Still.

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  9. And Santana is up for the Yankees.

    Fucking Boone is such a moron.

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  10. My gawd - we aren’t about to score runs again, are we?

    MAKE IT STOP!

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  11. Fatboy Not Slim didn't last long. Not to worry, Twins. Santana is on the way.

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  12. Are we really the only ones with Amazon? Interesting.

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  13. Santana being Santana. I still don't understand why Boone trots him out there. At all. Ever.

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  14. Oh sweet, sweet pliable soft and yielding Minnesota.

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  15. Why is Santana a part of this team?

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  16. Doug, I'm in local blackout area. Even though I'm in New Hampshire

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  17. There must be somebody, anybody in Triple A who is better than Surrender Santana.

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  18. I keep saying that but he's still there. Cashman has ignored my continuing objections.

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  19. As much as I hate Rodon, that human trash heap, that's another quality start. How was he so fucking awful last year? Or have the Yankees' starters found a really great way to cheat? It's clear they're not sharing it with Santana if they have.

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  20. Win, five innings isn't great in my book. Yeah, he went six, but the sixth was labored and lame.

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  21. I guess these days that gets you a gazillion dollar contract, though.

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  22. Fuck Santana. And fuck CashBrain for signing him. Denis Santana has never been good. Never. Why is he a Yankee? I mean good for him, I guess, feather in the cap with the interlocking NY, but he's awful. He should be with the White Sox or another tanking franchise.


    And FUCK CashBrain for signing him!

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  23. Yes, JM. A bunch of quality starts - even against Minnesota - gets you a gazillion dollar contract. Six innings or more and three runs or less. It's at least an adequate night's work.

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  24. WHY THE FUCK IS SANTANA STILL OUT THERE!!!!!!???? BOONE IS A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. I hear you.

    I think Santana is in there to make sure Holmes can get a save. Just another run or two...

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  26. WHY ARE THEY SENDING THE PITCHING COAH OUT THERE!!?? WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY??? "SANTANA, YOU SUCK AND CAN'T GET OUT MAJOR LEAGUE HITTERS!!!???!?!???!!!!"

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  27. Rufus - You should only be blacked out for the Expos.

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  28. This is exactly what I expected when we went up 8-0. Santana would get the call, and we'd sweat it out instead of enjoying a laugher.

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  29. Into every life a little Santana must fall.

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  30. Chip chip chipping away. The Santana way.

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  31. Does any Yankees announcer ever say that Santana sucks? Certainly not on YES, but on radio?

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  32. Volpe seems to have figured some things out.

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  33. No more Dillon Lawson helps with everything

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  34. Now The Gulf of Despair.

    BECAUSE OF COURSE IT'S MICHAEL TONKIN.

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  35. Tonkin is actually better than Santana, I think. Not that he's good, but he's only the eighth ring of hell.

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  36. Tonkin Lord of the Rings of Hell.

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  37. Yunkeez Vein! ZaaaaaaaaYunkeeezVein!

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  38. The Tonk looked really good there. Wow.

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  39. ThethuhuhAaaaah-ha-ahaahaUhuhuhuh-uhty-uhty-uhty aaaahhhh Yankees weeeeeeeennnnn !!!!!!!!!!!

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  40. Seventh Heaven:
    😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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  41. Not for nothing, but it looks like Meredith is about to bust out of that top-⚾️⚾️

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  42. I just want the Paxlovid to start working.

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  43. The last, and only previous time was much worse, but Trying to not let this get bad.

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  44. Sorry to hear, Bit. This, too, shall pass.

    I told my wife that Meredith's boobs are each larger than her head. She agreed.

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  45. JM - but both of Meredith’s boobs together are still only half the size of Michael Kay’s head - - - which frankly is surprising given the what inside of that noggin.

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  46. I have the plague also. Gotta love selfish people that have no business on a plane (aka self contained germ box). Counted 6 of them on the last flight. I avoided it, but the missus caught it, then a week later...

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