The Big Strawberry fills in for Schmidt.
Putting the game thread up early so I can concentrate on the Rangers.
Here are some little known facts about Poteet.
1) There is a town named Poteet.
Poteet, Texas
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2) Probably has some kind of Strawberry Festival.
3) Marion was John Wayne real first name.
4) Cody is the last name of Buffalo Bill.
5) Poteet is best known as the birthplace of country music star, George Strait. It is also known for its "Poteet Strawberry Festival”. HA! I knew it!
I think Judge actually is a Martian. This is unreal.
ReplyDeleteHe may turn into a pretty good ballplayer...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of... the actual Martian has four HRs in his first eight games in AA. He hit an absolute bomb tonight. Spencer hit a triple tonight as well.
ReplyDeleteDFA Mikey Glassman. See if you can get a bucket of batting practice balls for him.
ReplyDeleteStanton kills a rally and Big Head and Aw-shucks can't figure out where the martian can play the very next at bat?
ReplyDeleteIf they can't DFA him, then at least Ellsbury him.
Stanton should be the team chef
ReplyDeleteJD will have to force the Yankees’ hand if he wants to be called up b4 September, barring injury.
ReplyDeleteWells didn’t run out a grounder. Seeing a lot of Wells lately. Perhaps too much.
Say, what’s going on with official scoring this year? Nothing is an error? Soto’s triple should’ve been a hit and error. One complaint about Soto: he doesn’t always hustle
Doug, the Rangers and the Knicks are the penance I pay for being a Yankees and Packers fan all these years. It sort of balances out, karmic-ly speaking.
ReplyDeleteOh, and as for Poteet? Was he reet?
Yeah, Stanton has to go. We just have to keep playing him until he breaks, at least. Which shouldn't be hard.
ReplyDelete“A lot of wine out here. Wine therapy”.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are wanting to crucify Stanton, but his OPS+ is 107, while Rizzo is at OPS+ is 95. First base is the true DEAD ZONE. And how about that?! Stanton goes yard.
ReplyDeleteIt really is impressive how that the Yankees have hit two of the best pitchers in baseball the last two nights. Not an easy place to hit, especially at night. Well you guys know that!
Holmes is struggling as always. Kay: you can make the argument he is the best closer in baseball.
ReplyDeleteLast complaint…if I see that commercial with the fucking Chicago song one more time, I’m gonna scream
😀😀😀😀
ReplyDeletethere it is again !
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!
Winny has Passed out again so in two minutes I will pretend to be him.
ReplyDeleteStay tuned
Here is my Winny Cover:
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ThhhhhhhhhHAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEZ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
(bill me)
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ReplyDeleteAlternatively - it could also be something like this:
ReplyDeleteThe UHUHUHUHUHUHUH AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Yankees win not that I was even awake enough to smell the mouse farting in my nostrils
Wait, what's that? The Yankees won?
ReplyDeleteIs it The City that Never Sleeps or the People in the City that Never Sleeps?
ReplyDelete999—completely agree about the "25 or 6-4" ad.
ReplyDeleteFirst few times: cute baby, cute wife, and at the end, she wants to have sex with him. What's not to like? But it's EVERYWHERE! I'm not even sure what it's about. Some kind of delivery service? Amazon? Don't they have a ton of money so maybe they could do a SECOND commercial? Or something?
Anyway, as I understand it, the Yankees won.
Chicago and Three Dog Night meet Blood Sweat and Tears in a Cage Match to determine the Champion of Who Cares - LIVE on pay per view. Check your local listings if your Sharpie still works.
ReplyDeleteI had a cocktail on an empty stomach at 6 PM. I was done as soon as we cleared dinner dishes.
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