DJ lays down a bunt and gets the run in. Don't usually like bunting in the first inning, but it got the second run in. Was DJ bunting for a hit or was it a straight sac bunt?
By the by, while I'm greatly relieved to hear that Judge was not hurt...what sort of manager "rests" a player who is in the middle of the greatest hot streak maybe ever?
Crazy. And again, acting as though hot and cold doesn't exist.
I think Stanton is a fine human who happens to be kind of dumb, complacent, overhyped, underwhelming, full of himself and would be better off playing on ANY OTHER TEAM. He is the cinder block tied to our feet as the two grim dudes take us out to the outer harbor in a small boat. He is the dogshit under my shoe that I only discover after I have been padding around my apartment for ten minutes already. He is the worm in the apple. He is the stick in the spokes, the turd in the punch bowl, the kid who rides up after the fight, saying "did we win?" He is a pox upon us. Is he in Pavano territory? Ellsburg environs? Chapo land? Maybe not, but he's clogging up the works, clogging up the payroll situation and clogging up the toilet of life. Fuck him and the horse Brian hauled him in on. God bless everybody.
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Bonehead didn't want to have too much offense with Soto back, so we have tonight's lineup.
ReplyDeleteWhat an embarrassment.
A squeeze play?
ReplyDeleteThe Master would be singing show tunes now!
Safety Squeeze! Perfect execution.
ReplyDeleteDJ lays down a bunt and gets the run in. Don't usually like bunting in the first inning, but it got the second run in. Was DJ bunting for a hit or was it a straight sac bunt?
ReplyDeleteFuck our manager.
Who the fuck is Jahmai Jones?
ReplyDeleteWinnie, that was definitely a SAC. Good idea, since DJLM has been hitting everything on the ground, so they stay out of the DP.
ReplyDeleteJones usually sits on the bench next to Grisham.
Where's Judge? Did I miss the dreaded headline?
ReplyDeleteRested, because Boone happens
ReplyDeleteIs Sterling actually managing?
ReplyDeleteI hope so Rufus T. I hope so.
ReplyDeleteBunts, intelligent base running...who are these guys?
ReplyDeleteJM certainly not that bunch of mooks we saw this weekend.
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time the Yankees executed a squeeze play in the first inning? 🤔
ReplyDeleteWas Rizzuto batting?
Who is this Rodon person? WHO??
ReplyDeleteHamilton seems a little off.
ReplyDeletePerez was Stantonesque chasing that bad low and outside pitch.
ReplyDeleteWhen did anyone on this team learn to bunt?
ReplyDeleteGulf of Tonkin has to close it out.
ReplyDeleteHello Everyone! Waving to you all from California! Tonkin ROCKS!
ReplyDeleteGoing for the second save of his career.
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteThuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees Just WoN!
ReplyDeleteHow did we get from Tonkin getting cut about 100 times being asked to close a game?
ReplyDeleteAnd then succeeding at it?
ReplyDeleteAllow me to offer this up because Winny may be unconscious.
ReplyDeleteTTTTTTTTTTTT
HHHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
YANNNNNKEEEEEEEEES
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN(er) !
This might be a Team of Destiny winning with that putrid lineup.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteThe calculus teacher locks it down!
If games were a paintings, that one would have been a Dali.
ReplyDeleteMildred, that made me laugh out loud 🤣
ReplyDeleteNo incident in the Gulf of Tonkin tonight.
ReplyDeleteHey, there never was!
ReplyDeleteSAME as it never was
ReplyDeleteBy the by, while I'm greatly relieved to hear that Judge was not hurt...what sort of manager "rests" a player who is in the middle of the greatest hot streak maybe ever?
ReplyDeleteCrazy. And again, acting as though hot and cold doesn't exist.
Hoss - Boone is a special kind of fella.
ReplyDeleteFits right in to the Hal and Cash fold.
I just hope that they bathe.
I think I'm finally testing negative and am ready to rejoin the fold.
ReplyDeleteAs for bathing - overrated.
Do you know the anecdote about Napoleon sending a message ahead to Josephine that said, basically, "I'm arriving home in 5 days. Don't bathe."?
That's the way I feel now,, so lift those coverlets up, gents, I"m moving in....
Okay, back to the delirium room.
And fuck Brian, by the way. Woke up on 3rd and thinks he got a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe.
ReplyDeleteI thought Bitty made up that stuff about Nappy (a fine Italian gentleman!).
Turns out, according to one web post, he did get it wrong.
It was 3 days.
https://theamericanscholar.org/dirty-love/
Bitty, I will never doubt you again. What do you really thing of Stanton, by the way?
ReplyDeleteThat was spozed to be "think"...
Joe, no worries.
ReplyDeleteI think Stanton is a fine human who happens to be kind of dumb, complacent, overhyped, underwhelming, full of himself and would be better off playing on ANY OTHER TEAM. He is the cinder block tied to our feet as the two grim dudes take us out to the outer harbor in a small boat. He is the dogshit under my shoe that I only discover after I have been padding around my apartment for ten minutes already. He is the worm in the apple. He is the stick in the spokes, the turd in the punch bowl, the kid who rides up after the fight, saying "did we win?" He is a pox upon us. Is he in Pavano territory? Ellsburg environs? Chapo land? Maybe not, but he's clogging up the works, clogging up the payroll situation and clogging up the toilet of life. Fuck him and the horse Brian hauled him in on. God bless everybody.