Last night, the "J & J Boys," Juan and the Judge, put on a show comparable to the M & M Boys of 1961.
The J & J Boys—"J" also standing for "joy," in that these seemed to be the only two Yankees present not openly wishing they were summering on the Hamptons—produced six of the Bombers' seven runs, with two homers, a double, and three walks between them.
It was "Mantlian." Or "Marisian"—whatever you prefer.
Except that the Yankees lost. The M & M Boys having had, as it were, a neat little supporting cast that included Yogi Berra, Elston Howard, Whitey Ford, Moose Skowron, Johnny Blanchard, Clete Boyers, Tony Kubek, Bobby Richardson, and Luis Arroyo, among others.
The J & J guys' support looks more like comic relief. Send in the clowns? Don't bother, they're here.
It's incredible how Judge and Soto keep pulling off games like this, even as one obviously unreliable teammate after another crumbles into dust. I half-expect the Yanks to openly announce that they are increasing the degree of difficulty:
"Ladies and gentlemen! This time, they will do it while juggling flaming chainsaws!"
Of course, there's an end to how long this can go long, and it's coming up quick. New York must've seemed like a summer wonderland to Soto at first, the way the team kept winning and the fans kept roaring along with him.
No more.
Now comes what has become our annual descent into hell, starting with what is likely another City Series loss to the New York Mets.
(Did you know, incidentally, the last time our boys actually defeated the Queens team in a regular-season, subway series? It was 2017. Every series since has either been a tie or a Mets win.)
The next couple months promise to be a roiling cauldron of vitriol, as the fans—lured in big numbers by yet another deceptive leap out of the gate—pour invective on Cashman and Hal...along with every other Yankee but the Big Two.
It won't be pretty—and why should Juan want to sign up for endless years of it to come?
Pretty nuch no matter where he goes, Juan Soto—still just 25—is looking at a half-billion-dollar payday. Why would he not take his talents to a competent, well-run organization where he might once again play in (and win!) a World Series?
Maybe, as with Judge, we'll get lucky and he'll decide he just loves our top-ranked tap water and "Manhattan-henge" sunsets.
Yet the truth is that this earlier-than-ever meltdown puts re-signing Soto in jeopardy—if HAL and The Office Boy were ever serious about it in the first place; a towering "IF." And losing a player of this magnitude and this exuberance will likely cast an unmovable fog over this franchise for many years to come.
But no worries. I'm sure The Martian will finally be ready to blast off next year. Right?
I'm sincerely hopeful that Gil bounces back tonight and dominates the Mets.
ReplyDeleteWe (ONLY US, the esteemed members of this boisterously brilliant blog) are due for a huge and satisfying win.
With that in mind ~ I present the following:
On this the 26th of June
We brush away the doom and gloom
And give that team from Flushing
A satisfying crushing
So maybe just tonight
All of us will feel alright
Embrace the joy
And beam with delight
But then of course tomorrow
We'll get the word
Cash dropped a turd
And we'll all collapse in sorrow
DAGNABBIT!
When we signed the Martian at 14, or whatever age it was, I predicted that he would never be seen in the Bronx. I was ( happily ) wrong about that.
ReplyDeleteBut whether he will ever be a full time player here is now more of an odds on gamble. two seasons and now two season ending injuries.
The clock continues to turn. Soon, he'll be a fee agent.
And what he will see is an empty cupboard. One where Oswaldo Cabrera will be pour leading hitter ( .239).
The titanic is listing
Two years ago, I really thought we were going to pull out of it. Stop the tailspin. Have our shit together in October and maybe do something.
ReplyDeleteThis year, I don't know what to think. It seems too easy to think we're going to completely flame out. But it's unthinkable to feel confident in our ultimate success.
I guess I have to settle for, damned if I know. I can't predict baseball, Suzyn. Or the next three months.
I don't think Jasson's injury is season- ending. He will.be ready by late August, so 9/1 call up at the latest. My prediction is if he's properly slotted in the batting order ( a big if), he will have a monster month and playoffs. With Soto, Judge, Jasson and Stanton hitting consecutively in the lineup, it will resemble the 1927 Yankees!
ReplyDeleteCarl,
ReplyDeleteI think I need some of what you're taking. But, I can probably only handle a 1/2 dose. That four way windowpane must be pretty strong.
More likely 2 of the 4 in moiderer's row will be on the DL row. or 3 of 4.
Gleyber, Bench.
ReplyDeleteBench, Gleyber.
Our prayers are answered this evening. JD is batting cleanup.
ReplyDeleteWait, what? That JD plays for the mutts?
Nevermind.
Rufus, I'm always happy to share the bag, so to speak. Everyone can use a little " Sunshine" in their life occasionally.
ReplyDeleteCarl,
ReplyDeleteYou are the definition of a team player!
Of course the Yankees are stinking up the joint so far.
ReplyDelete(Pun intended)
And can we please remove the vocal cords from verpukey and costASS? I would try to stream the radio feed, but the delay is even more annoying.
ReplyDeletePS, party at Carl's house on Friday!
JD Davis, cleanup hitter for NY Yankees
ReplyDeleteCleanup in inning 3 for the NY Yankees...
ReplyDeleteJuly 1,
ReplyDeleteBreaking news flash: Luis Gil having "tenderness" in his elbow. Listed as day to day.
2 more DP’s to add to our MLB leading total.
ReplyDeleteHiggy had 6 RBI today. He has 7 HRs this month.
ReplyDeleteGood thing we got rid of that loser.
Finally Torres benched to "reset."
ReplyDeleteSanchez on IL.
ReplyDeleteThey are so so bad.
ReplyDeleteYankees lead MLB!
ReplyDeleteYankees lead MLB!
Yankees lead MLB!
Yankees lead MLB!
Yankees lead MLB!
...in GIDPs.
Is Dave Winfield the hitting coach?
Lots of guys getting on base, lots of DPs wiping them out.
ReplyDeleteI see Miggy went 2 for 4 today with, of course, a double.
ReplyDeleteIt's 112 here with 15 percent humidity.
ReplyDeleteDate Shake for JM!
ReplyDeleteA tad warm.
ReplyDeleteEffros with Scranton on rehab.
ReplyDeleteGil has hit three guys? Wtf? And now Ferguson. Eek.
Is the "date shake" what the hooker does to attract your attention?
ReplyDeleteI've always loved the second Kool and the Gang LP, but this New Balance commercial is really pushing me to the brink of hating it.
ReplyDeleteRufus, exactly.
ReplyDeleteHey, didja hear about the whore whose bed got repossessed? She was laid off.
Can we trade Ferguson for Princess Fergie?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we'll get rained out here.
Michael Kay:
ReplyDelete“Boone goes with an idiotic choice for reliever when he had a better choice warming up. Guess he wanted to lose another game.”
Time for Count Floyd
ReplyDeleteMLB tv goes for their THIS EVENT IS IN WEATHER DELAY loop video less than ten seconds after the tarp begins to roll.
ReplyDeleteCheap bastards!
Reflux - A date shake is what one tastes after they slip their straw deep inside and begin to suck.
At least that’s what we learned in grade school when we went to Friendly’s for a Fribble.
AA,
ReplyDeleteMLB channel is showing the game.
Of course, they're showing a different game now...
I hate Kimbrall and his stupid arm shit.
ReplyDeleteMichael Kay dared to say something so critical about Cashman's chosen one?
ReplyDeleteYes he did - and last night he was very critical about Gleyber .
ReplyDeleteHey Carl - are there still any Friendly’s in Branford?
Growing up in the late 1800s we could away found on the place for a cool, tasty treat!
I guess I’ll turn on Dream Scenario
ReplyDelete...oooooh, scary!
ReplyDeleteWhy is the game -still- delayed?
ReplyDeleteWeather radar says storms are gone.
Are the mutts as bad as the Yankees about selling disgusting hot dogs with rat feces sprinkles?
Missed the restart.
ReplyDeleteShould have stayed that way.
Yuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
I tried to be upbeat
ReplyDeleteI tied to be positive
Now I hope they lose 11 -0
What can I say
I adore Judge though.
ReplyDeleteHe is one for the ages.
Went out to dinner and this is what happens.
ReplyDeleteAt least we can watch Judge break records.
What was for dinner?
ReplyDeleteLike the Yankees, my neighborhood has lost power…
ReplyDeleteI’m not sure what will be more depressing tomorrow night: watching the Yankees play, or the “presidential” “debate.”
embarassing
ReplyDeleteAA, oysters Rockefeller and a fish taco. And they were great.
ReplyDeleteGomez had them, but lacked control and then, kaboom.
I'm done.
Gomez Addams is not the answer.
ReplyDeleteLet’s go Yunkeez!
ReplyDeleteThree Run Dinger Gone.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they have a rally in their rotting corpses.
ReplyDeleteG'night all.
Don’t go R u f u s
ReplyDeleteWe could still give up five more runs!
AA...No Friendly's in Branford. There are only about a half-dozen remaining in CT, the closest in North Haven on Universal Drive.
ReplyDeleteFriendly's has gone bankrupt a couple of times. Hershey's bought it, sold it and the present owners filed during Covid.
Both the Fribble and Frappes were refreshing. You'll still find the half-gallon packages in every supermarket.
Do you remember the Farm Shops?
They were the competitor of Friendly's until they sold their locations to Friendly's in the mid-80s.
Chocolate malt Fribbles were my god, Carl.
ReplyDeleteLoved them
And the Branford Friendly’s rocked the world
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking grim.
ReplyDeleteAnd tonight’s game is a microcosm of The Intern’s incompetence.
He traded a perfectly good left-handed pitcher for a lame CF.
That lame CF is now batting 9th and batting .273 for the Mutts and just hit a whopper.
The Intern is…I’m sorry, I’ve run out of expletives. Anybody know a reasonably priced assassin for hire?
Carofano Opticians of Branford is the best place for glasses, Carl.
ReplyDeleteI still know the owner ;)
Even Clark Kent needs a day off sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThank you David Cone.
You are the best.
Loved Friendly's when I was in Massachusetts. Great burgers, always rare, on toast. Excellent.
ReplyDeleteNot so much the Yankees.
I beg to differ Hoss. This Yankees team is toast. And not the good kind. As the old commercial asked: “Where’s the beef?”
ReplyDeleteYay. - Hoss!
ReplyDeleteWatching this is making me gag like a 15 year old hooker
ReplyDelete21 runs in two games. How fondly I remember the Yankees scoring 36 runs in three games earlier this season.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who any of these guys are.
I don’t believe in Yankees!
ReplyDeleteCity surrendered
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