Saturday, July 6, 2024

Game thread, disaster thread, fuck up thread, total collapse thread, threadbare thread


 

65 comments:

  1. I know it's early, but then, it's never too early to begin the next loss.

    Wonder how they'll completely embarrass themselves today? Always a study in creativity, stupidity, and lethargy.

    Why did Judge stay with this team? Was part of the deal that nobody else is competent, so he really shines? You know, like a diamond in the outhouse pit? Is he our new Mattingly (hopefully without the injuries)?

    So exciting to see how this develops! It's like 1966 every day!

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  2. Oh, and...pass the mustard.

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  3. “It get’s late early out here” ~ Yogi Berra

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  4. "…..it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite"
    (extracted then eliminated from the previous thread)

    That's a lovely dumpster fire image, JM. Great work.

    And - from today's Boston Herald:

    "After a thrilling come-from-behind extra-inning victory in Friday night’s series opener – the first time in at least 115 years that the Red Sox won a road game against the Yankees when they trailed by multiple runs with two outs in the ninth – they’re back at Yankee Stadium on Saturday afternoon for the second of three games with their greatest foes.

    Though perhaps ‘greatest’ isn’t an apt description of the Yankees these days. Whereas the Red Sox are 15-5 over their last 20 games, the Yankees are 5-15, the worst record in the Majors over that span. On June 12, the Yankees were 14 games ahead of the Red Sox in the standings; they enter Saturday’s game with that lead down to a 4.5.

    Since signing with the Yankees ahead of the 2020 season, Gerrit Cole owns a 5.16 ERA over 12 regular-season starts against the Red Sox, with 19 walks and 89 strikeouts over 68 innings. They’re hitting .250/.305/.508 against him, with 64 hits, 12 doubles, and 18 home runs, the most he’s given up to any team since donning the pinstripes. Seven of those round-trippers belong to Rafael Devers; he’s yet to take any other pitcher yard more than three times.

    Cole has yet to make a clean start coming off the injured list. Over his first three games of the season, the reigning AL Cy Young allowed nine earned runs (6.23 ERA) on 13 hits, four homers, six walks, and 11 strikeouts. (Six of those runs, however, came in the middle outing.)

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  5. Always great to see the Herald, in a professional, objective way, dismantle our clownish efforts.

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  6. Before today’s shitshow commences, please allow me to express my gratitude for this blog, without which I would surely go insane.

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  7. Wonder what Rizzo’s future looks like?

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  8. The ball is cloudy. Try again later.

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  9. It sez here a younger third baseman than Lemehieu makes that catch

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  10. Nobody is biting on Cole’s fastball up in the zone.

    The time is coming when he will need to adjust his approach and start pitching to contact.

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  11. So far this year, Cole is an ace like Holmes is a closer.

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  12. Wow, Vertigo hit a homer. I'm watching England - Switzerland. Looks like it's coming down to a penalty kick shootout.

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  13. A BUNT! A SACRIFICE BUNT!

    Is that still allowed?

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  14. Runner on 3rd less than 2 outs, another RISP failure. This is how/why the team loses.

    DJLM is useless now. He’s only here because we owe him so much money. Release him, and release us.

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  15. Who will Cashman throw under a bus to save his sorry skin this time?

    What panicked deal will he make for an aging, broken player that implodes upon contact with a baseball field?

    These and other exciting questions grip my mind as I watch the Yankee dumpster fire explode into flames, on que.

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  16. DJL couldn’t even get the ball out of the infield with a runner on third and one out. Time for a retirement home?

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  17. Devers homered off Cole??? What a shock.

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  18. Dick, I’m just writing what we’re all thinking

    Here’s another: we let the other team’s big hitter, who always kills us, do it again. Couldn’t try pitching around him?

    When they give LeMahieu his ticket out of here, give one to boone too…

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  19. ERA now 6.75.

    Gee, you think he was ready to come back? He certainly thought so.

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  20. The 2024 Yankees are a dumpster fire in the hazardous waste bin at the sewage treatment plant.

    Plus KayWhy? is announcing. Paging Dr. Kevorkian!

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  21. I'm impressed that a number of Yankees can bunt really well. Scooter would be so happy.

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  22. DJ came through that time.

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  23. We've seen this before, Dick. Then next game they're back to sucking.

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  24. I think we have a first baseman.

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  25. They always get your hopes up before a soul crushing defeat.

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  26. Ca$hole will trade him for a middle reliever at the deadline

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  27. WTF was that? The new version of the mercy rule?

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  28. Rufus, I was thinking the same thing. The Intern is perfectly capable of great heights of stupidity

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  29. Soto’s great, but loves to showboat.

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  30. I’ll bet Soto HATES being the DH

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  31. And yes creditto LeM and Volpe, 2 good AB’s.

    And of course Rice!

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  32. Dick,

    Soto has said he hates DHing.

    Another great bonehead idea to put him there.

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  33. Rufus I have faith that I can always rely on Booooone making the smart move

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  34. The Yankees might actually win this game, but with the superior bullpen The Intern has assembled, this is definitely a save situation.

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  35. Holy fuck. Three fingers. 7 ribbies.

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  36. ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ Rice-A-Roni, the NYC Treat๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ

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  37. Rice is having a good week today.

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  38. Good ones, Hinkey and BTR.

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  39. Three fingers is also correct JM.

    And BTR, I think you have what would have been the Master's HR call for uncle Ben.

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  40. KayWhy? actually came up with "Rice, Rice, baby!" He is pretty vanilla toned.

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  41. Incredibly, Uncle Ben grew up a Yankee fan deep in the heart of Lucchino Land, Cohasset mASSachusetts.

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  42. Good to have some fun.

    Ben Rice…once, twice, th-rice?

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  43. Wait, Ben Rice only has three fingers? That makes this all the more impressive.

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  44. Ben Rice kinda reminds me of Greg Bird.... hopefully the comparison ends with this sentence. ๐Ÿ˜’

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  45. Hoss, like Mordecai Brown?

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  46. A's beating the Orioles 14-1 in the fourth.

    Ha-cha.

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