Acquiring Jazz Chisholm, Jr. is the baseball equivalent of losing the car on craps, don't know how the hell you're going to explain it to the wife, but the waitress just brought another drink and you're putting it all on black.
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 28, 2024
we wont have to worry Jazzy long, 2 week over/under on first tearing of the fascia.
ReplyDeleteThe Post reports that J.D. Davis is dfa'd to make room for Chisholm, who'll bat #5. Why #5? Think I'd rather lead him off.
ReplyDeleteBa-Boone immediately talks about his versatility at multiple positions. So they'll play him at 7 different positions, I assume, just to make sure that he never gets into any offensive groove. Brilliant, Ba-Boone!
ReplyDeleteChisolm K’s with runners in scoring position in his first AB.
ReplyDeleteHe’ll fit right in.
Torres giveth, and Torres taketh away.
ReplyDeleteFucking Rodon!
ReplyDeleteLadies and Germs,
ReplyDeleteYour 2024 New York Yankees.
Ruphuss - if they were actually my Yankees they’d be a much better team!
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ReplyDeleteI nominate you to be owner of the team.
Unfortunately, I don't have 5 (Dr. Evil voice) BILLION dollars burning a hole in my pocket.
PS Rodent sucks
ReplyDeleteWhy didn’t Torres score on that. He is without a doubt the worst runner in the league.
ReplyDeleteWe may win
ReplyDeleteThank you Ruefloss.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate your support
BTR, Glassman is still on the DL. That will change.
ReplyDeleteLet’s go Yunkeez
ReplyDeleteDevers sucks…
ReplyDeleteNo lead is safe.
ReplyDeleteJizz steal third and DJ hits a sac fly! How long has it been since we've seen that happen? Some speed is nice!
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!
ReplyDeleteCan they package Glassman, Gleyber Cano and Rodent for a couple of minor leaguers?
ReplyDeleteWin!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! And nice manufactured run, Jazz!
ReplyDeleteThey finally showed some killer instinct in the way they rammed it up the Sox Grand Wazzoo💪
ReplyDeleteI like Jazz.
ReplyDeleteAlso - nice to see LBJ and Stang back in the fold.
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I don't haunt twittex like I used to, but I always enjoyed Nixon's comments when I did. He is, or was, quite the baseball fan.
ReplyDeletelistened to a lot of the radio broadcast on a llloooonnnggg road trip this summer. Good Lord, Suzyn is insufferable. No wonder John Sterling wouldn't let her talk. Every coincidence or minor success is a charming sign that some underperforming Yankee is about to turn it around and start producing.
ReplyDeleteI get it. She can't keep her job if she's telling the truth about this team, but now that she has license to jabber on and on it's increasingly apparent that she lives in some sort of demented fantasy land where the Yankees are a good team.