Saturday, July 13, 2024

Threadbare game thread


 Between the two teams, you could fashion a pretty decent lineup. Maybe we should just merge.

45 comments:

  1. O’s pitching around Judge, which is how you handle the opposition’s big hitter.

    Boone - pay attention!

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  2. I sure hope Boone heard u, BTR (formerly Clark Kent)

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  3. That'll do. Oh and NO Joe Buck.

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  4. AA,

    For some reason, I don't think the Master would use that as his home run call.

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  5. Something’s wrong with my computer. It says the Yankees are winning.

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  6. Try pouring a glass of Budweiser into your computer and then reboot.

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  7. Gil’s body language looked awkward there for a bit but he got out of it.

    OK NOW….

    Who on your NY Yankees gets buzzed/hit?

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  8. Today is LeMahieu’s 36th birthday. Hope he gives US a present and retires.

    The dregs of the Yankee order are out on 4 pitches in the second. I’d make ‘em run laps in the heat.

    A/A, I think they’ll buzz Welles.

    Buzz Welles sounds like the sidekick from a 1940’# serial

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  9. If they buzz Wells, will it remove his porn stash?

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  10. Setting up low - catching high with a positive nod - could mean the pitch calling is being jiggled up a bit. Nice

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  11. Depends….on what brand of razor blades are mounted on the ball they buzz him with, RTF.

    I think it will be Volpe or Vertigo

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  12. I think we should call Wells "Buzz." Aren't nearly enough goofy nicknames in baseball these days.

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  13. DJ looking 36 during that punch out.

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  14. Volpe not looking foxish, Doug. More like Droopy Dog.

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  15. So how does a stomach virus put Davis on the IL for 10 days? Must be a hell of a virus.

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  16. Torres eaten alive by that hit . Too bad it didn’t swallow him as well

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  17. DJ looking kinda 36 on that grounder.

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  18. Back to back and a belly to belly…

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  19. Richard Simmons and Dr. Ruth RIP. I heard they were lovers.

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  20. And there - ladies and gentlemen - is our third :

    Shelly Duvall
    Dr Ruth
    Richard Simmons

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  21. Dr. Ruth was 4' 7". Her husband was 5' 5". Towered over her.

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  22. They lived on different floors in their high rise apartment, JM?

    Also Michael Kay is really excited about that new razor phone, isn’t he?

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  23. I'm watching on FS1 - don't have to listen to Kay and Co.

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  24. Trump might have been shot at a rally. Not hurt badly.

    Story developing....

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  25. He hit the dirt really fast after grabbing the side of his head.

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  26. It's over. It's over. I'm relieved.

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  27. Looks like he was clipped in the ear. I’ll forgo further comment

    But a pretty solid win today. Very good outing by Gil backed by 3 homers. Sweep tomorrow? Whoda thunk it?

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  28. Dr. Ruth was proof that size doesn't matter.

    At least that's what she said.

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  29. I respect our attempts to not comment too much on what happened a few hours ago.*

    2024 - Showing humanity the door.

    (* it may influence my Haiku)

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