Tuesday, August 27, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ "HEY - how about a chin strap for Volpe?" Edition


 

36 comments:

  1. Volpe runs too fast
    His helmet cannot keep up
    Tie the damn thing down

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  2. Jerk "Athletic" guy
    Says Judge can't play center
    Fuck off, you moron

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    1. That play in center yesterday secured Judge the 2024 MVP (not that there was ever much doubt prior to that play in center yesterday). Oh and nice Haiku, JM.

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    2. Thanks. Had to put a little effort into that one.

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  3. Volpe: great speed and
    defense guy. If only he
    could get on base more.

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  4. Further clarification on Hamilton: "since he’s already spent 60 days on the IL, this is just a procedural move. He can be activated at any time if the Yankees decide that he’s ready; they’ll just need to make a 40-man move at that point."

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  5. Nestor was lucky.
    That game could have been sucky.
    Sans Judge's magic.

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    1. lucky and sucky - together again for the first time on any record!

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  6. Lucky and Sucky...weren't they an x-rated wrestling tag team?

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  7. I briefly wished that I owned a fitted Yankees cap (New Era 39THIRTY flex hat L/XL) with the words Elephant Stool Cashman Drool stacked and centered along the bottom center of the back of the cap. Than the feeling . . . passed.

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  8. @HalToHell
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    Coming into today Jasson Dominguez was hitting .464/.531/.571 with a 198 wRC+ in his last 7 games.

    He’s 2-3 tonight with a double and a 105.3 MPH, 408 ft homer.

    Alex Verdugo has a .500 OPS since mid-June

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  9. Obviously posted a couple days ago.

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    1. when can teams expand their rosters?

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    2. Germany attacks Poland September 1st to officially start WWII. That's how I always remember.

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    3. I just had to double check that you didn't type WWIII - you did not - just in case you were wondering. . . .

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    4. JM,

      I was in Poland 15 years ago on September 1st.

      Had no idea, but quickly learned.

      They're not real keen on Americans but they positively, absolutely hate the Germans and the Russians. Something about continued invasions pisses them off.

      Surprisingly good sushi in Poznan. Strange world.

      Great bad for you food there.

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  10. Marinaccio?
    No, sorry, that will not do
    More Will Warren? Grrr....

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  11. Looks like no-star Cole showed up…

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  12. I thought Washington sucks and Corbin really sucks and Cole is back to form. Huh.

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  13. So that guy was in our organization for seven years? And we let him go. Of course.

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  14. Nice defense, Jazz.

    Nice defense, DJ

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  15. More great defense, Trevino.

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  16. "I thought Trevy had a couple of nice throws on those steals. The ball got there before the runners."

    - Aaron Boone

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  17. According to the crack catcher John Flaherty, Trevino did nothing wrong in the 6th. Just bad reaction on DJ and Gleyber.

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  18. No way this is a championship team.

    Signed: Captain Obvious

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  19. Was I imagining things? Did Boooooone actually let two right-handed hitter face a righty when he had four lefties sitting on the bench?

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  20. I do believe that we all are imagining things, DICKALLEN

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