I shall do this because - as first and foremost, a truth-teller - I cannot speak about the Yankees in any other way.
One of the secrets to happiness is to appreciate when the cotton is tall, when your underwear fits and when - to put it bluntly - fucking life is fucking good.
Today, the Death Barge has a two-game lead in the loss column over Baltimore, whose predictions of dynasty may have been overblown. We can bemoan Clay Holmes, but O's fans must watch Craig Kimbrel - five years past his prime - who has six blown saves and an ERA approaching 4.00. All those last place finishes, all those number one picks, and they apparently forgot to draft a closer.
It is time to accept positives about the Yankees, regardless of the juju implications. We cannot live in fear. Come on, people, sing along: When you walk through the storm, hold your head up high, and don't be afraid of the dark. Climb every mountain, ford every stream. To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe...
Tonight, the Yankees could start pulling away in the AL East.
They play three games in DC against the Nats, the 6th worst team in baseball, if you care about wins and losses. Meanwhile, Baltimore plays the Dodgers in LA, one of those West Coast road trips from Hell. This is our week, our perfect moment, to create separation within the division.
(OF COURSE, WE KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN: WE'LL BE SWEPT, PAINFULLY SWEPT, WITH BLOW OUT LOSSES, MAYBE A HORROR SHOW BLOWN SAVE, AND WITH A KEY INJURY OR TWO. THIS IS WHAT THE MODERN YANKEES ALWAYS DO, YEAR AFTER YEAR, PLAY A TOMATO CAN AND LOSE. WHY WOULD WE EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY?)
Forgive me. I instruct the jury to ignore that outburst. Back to the drunken, unbridled optimism...
We're at a crossroads. September is a week away. That could signal the end of the Alex Verdugo experiment. ight now, Verdugo has seven days to go on a Ruthian Judgeian hitting spree that forestalls the arrival of The Martian.
Yesterday, for Scranton, Jasson Dominguez went 2-4 with a double, his small sample BA now .305. Verdugo got two hits against the Rockies, and he homered earlier in the series. He's hitting .229 on the season - a lifetime .272 hitter who, at age 28, should be at his peak. It's been sad watching Verdugo struggle. It shows in his baby face, which seems to have aged by 20 years. But The Martian is coming, the Yankees have invested far too much in his to NOT clear his path, and when the rosters expand in September, he'll almost surely be taking Verdugo's place at the table.
Likewise, the Yankees will add pitchers to their bullpen, a crying need for the last month. Most notably, Clarke Schmidt should return, as a starter or reliever, whichever the Yankees most need. (Considering Will Warren's dismal start the other day - two balks in one inning - Schmidt is probably destined for the rotation.)
But the Yankees must do business in DC. A sweep would be nice. But just winning the series could improve their bulge over Baltimore. This is our time. We better not blow it.
He whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. Don't fall for it, folks.
ReplyDeleteThat smell you hear are the bitter tears soon to be shed by those who cling to the past.
ReplyDeleteWe'll face a pitcher we've never seen before and lose a game...or two...
ReplyDeleteWhen Jasson arrives, the Yankees will likely slot him behind Stanton at number 5. But, he'd be better suited at the leadoff spot because he can hit for average, power and steal bases with his plus speed. No one else on the Yankees can do that except for the # 2 and 3 guys; leadoff is not the place for them.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when my hopes are raised for this team. It never ends well. At least not for 15 years now.
ReplyDeleteOf course, what could go wrong with this scenario,,,,,
ReplyDeleteALL HAIL JUDGE! ( see, I'm staying positive by not posting FUCK YOU Hal! )
Great attitude, Ken! You also didn't say BOONE SUCKS! Exemplary restraint.
ReplyDelete3 LHPs scheduled for the gnats. Very possible we lose this series away from our comfy homer dome.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing to be hopeful about. Hal would rather bench Soto and Judge than see this team win.
ReplyDeleteFuck Hal.
Sorry Ken.
ReplyDeleteI will ALSO stay positive and NOT say, "Brian is a moron. Hal doesn't care, and Boone sucks elephant testicles." I will NOT say that stuff because, inspired partly by Ken of Brooklyn, I'd like to retain the good faith of the universe, the JuJu gods, and the Yankeeverse, as laid out in the Book of Yankees, 8:31 and describe by the scribes of Yankjazeera. No, no, no...I will stay positive and not cry and moan about how TERRIBLE baseball has become and how it's more pleasant to watch womens' basketball than to watch the great national pastime that has been perverted by gross, money-grubbing executives who care not for us, but only for their gods of money and power. I will stay positive and NOT discuss how Hal has desecrated the demolished House that Ruth Built, the memories of Gehrig, Mantle, Berra, Mattingly, Gator and, yes, Miguel Cairo. I won't go to that negative place. It won't be ME saying, "We are so fucking doomed that it's not funny because we have no depth, no baseball guys running the show, no trainers, and no brains in management." No no no... NOT I. FAR BE IT FROM ME to utter one mean, unkind or untrue thing about THE GREATEST TEAM ON EARTH. I would never call them "assholes who betrayed their fans in pursuit of a constant stream of money. Why don't they just charge us all a subscription fee, like all the other asshole corporations who own my nutsack and just charge us 10 bucks a month in order to deliver some kind of pablum and the off chance of making the "crapshoot" playoffs every year. Not a bad deal.. They get their constant stream of money and we get sold hope - the oldest con in the book. Okay, I'm going to see if my constipation is easing up. Time to drive up to River Avenue with a Fleet Enema and blow out the truth in front of Gate 4. I love you all.
ReplyDeleteElephant testicles ~ So prescient of you
DeleteAlso ~ that was one beautiful, wondrous, epic and neatoriffic rant, Bitty. I salute you.
Deleteand, even though we disagreed about politics, I sometimes miss ALLCAPS...
ReplyDeleteWasn't All Caps Edb's alternate identity....or someone else's different name?
DeleteOh Bitty, sometimes you speak directly to my heart.
ReplyDeleteFun fact from X:
ReplyDeleteThe New York Yankees are 57-31 this year when Giancarlo Stanton played and 20-23 when he did not play.
He’s not the difference maker, it has more to do with the pitching than anything else.
Delete1. Gleyber Torres, 2B
ReplyDelete2. Juan Soto, RF
3. Aaron Judge, CF
4. Giancarlo Stanton, DH
5. Austin Wells, C
6. Anthony Volpe, SS
7. Jazz Chisholm Jr., 3B
8. DJ LeMahieu, 1B
9. Alex Verdugo, LF
Wells in against lefty
BTR, Stanton is indeed the difference maker. Just the presence of his bat in the lineup prods other teams to pitch to Judge. The lack of a scary hitter in the middle of the lineup will do that. Plus, Stanton was hitting pretty well before the injury. And he is now. We are a better team with him than without him, all other things being equal.
ReplyDeleteI love ya buddy, but we’ll have to agree to disagree on this
DeleteIf offered a choice between Can'tRun and say...Josh Donaldson - I'd take Giancarlo every time. He can sneeze the ball to midtown (but still get thrown out at second).
ReplyDeleteEarlier today, the Yankees claimed OF Duke Ellis off waivers from the Seattle Mariners.
ReplyDeleteTo make room on the 40-man roster, the Yankees transferred RHP Ian Hamilton to the 60-day injured list.
Duke Ellis is 26 and is super duper fast - not much of a bat though - but if you need a base stolen, he's your guy.
ReplyDelete1) great comments all. Stanton irks me because he doesn't care and doesn't adjust. I'll still take him over Jackie D any day.
ReplyDelete2) why does it feel like the first place Yankees are struggling to gain a WC spot?
Wtf? Hamilton not coming back? For an outfielder? We need pitching more than anything.
ReplyDeleteGleyber!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking Stanton hitting into another DP. Oh, wait, that was Judge.
ReplyDeleteSo Gleyber is all of a sudden not stinking, and the same for Nestor. What is going on?
ReplyDeleteJM - they F E A R the wrath of B OOO NE
ReplyDeleteEven DJ is getting some hits.
ReplyDeleteNot comfortable with Gleyber hitting HRs.
ReplyDeleteMe neither.
ReplyDeleteVertigo looks hurt.
ReplyDeleteThis ain't 2019 anymore.
ReplyDeleteHit that wall harder than he hits the ball. Ow.
ReplyDeleteVerdugo is down!
ReplyDeleteHe's staying in. Darn. Great catch, though.
ReplyDeleteThey're hitting Nestor hard. Two shots to the wall.
ReplyDeleteVertigo has been hitting better since his change to non-allergic batting gloves…
ReplyDeleteMy wife is complaining about all the chartreuse stuff guys are wearing. Gloves, shoes, compression sleeves...
ReplyDeleteChartreuse? Was she a dancer at the place by the 59th Street bridge?
DeleteI think you might be right. Lovely girl. Terrible color sense.
DeleteMust be a company using that distinctive color for high visibility. Probably paying the players to use the gear.
DeleteI remember Chartreuse. She stole my heart; then she stole my wallet.
DeleteVolpe is hitting, too. Earth is wobbling on its axis.
ReplyDeleteTeddy Roosevelt fell over.
ReplyDeleteJames Wood plays for Washers? Isn't he like 70?
ReplyDeleteDid like him in the Onion Field though.
Judge is a god. Incredible.
ReplyDeleteNestor getting away with murder.
ReplyDeleteDude's from Olympus.
ReplyDeleteNestor certainly is, Steve.
ReplyDeleteWells!
ReplyDeleteI like this guy Judge. I only wish he was taller and maybe had more muscle mass.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Makes an out two thirds of the time, also.
ReplyDeleteAlso not comfortable with this Verdugo base hit barrage.
ReplyDeleteJazzy home run there.
ReplyDeleteThe Holmes....
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeletePHEW!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteJudge flashing the leather tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat was... satisfying.
ReplyDeletecan you share with the group what as satisfying about this experience for you, JM?
ReplyDeletewhat was NOT what as
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