Tuesday, September 17, 2024

An Above Average Haiku ~ What are you, fΩ©king naive or something....? ~ Edition!


 

33 comments:

  1. Oh how I fret thee
    Like Scylla and Charybdis.
    Hal and Pal are shite.

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  2. No late night for me.
    Lost too much sleep already.
    Since two-thousand-nine.

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  3. Uhm, like, ahh, you know
    Its all right in front of us
    maybe we should duck

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  4. Nothing matters more
    Than Hal and Pal feel good
    Results do not count

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  5. The Yanks are out west
    It is where I hang my hat
    Timing never works

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  7. Fair or foul?
    For whom the bell tolls,
    Not for Hal
    or Pal,
    Forever zeroed summed...
    up?
    No, down.

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  8. This comment removed
    Was it clever? Funny? Wise?
    You will never know.

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    1. Provocative post
      Mystery deletion
      Readers can only guess

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  9. I want Lobster Tails
    Not sewage Boba Milk Tea
    Ewwww, and its chewy

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  10. Starting Pitcher Five
    Is supposed to be the ace
    Boston chirps, he shrinks

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  11. Getting into bed
    Is baseball on the west coast?
    Nighttime erection



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  12. mr. bit, bed is the best place to have an erection.

    China is the worst place to have flea erections.

    --- Emily Litella

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  13. Wow, that Seattle LF should took his time going after Judge’s double.
    We’ll probably trade for him next winter

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  14. Gil not looking sharp in the 1st inning

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  15. Soto in Seattle
    Smashing one on all thirty
    Congrats Juanito!

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  16. Checking the scoreboard
    Giants giving an assist
    Magic number 8

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  17. We smell really fresh
    Airwick Solid is my Pal
    Oakland smells Funky

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  18. Generational Soto has looked bad, bad, bad in the field as the year has worn on. WTF, counting his money, thinking about his hitting? What will he be like in five years? Miguel Cabrera at first base? IDK, but he scares the he'll out of me.

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    1. Yes. He looks terrible. A glaring problem for the postseason.

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  19. All right, I'll do it. The Yankees win! THUHHHUHHHH YANKEES! WIN!

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  20. Soto tonight with his 40th homer of the year, 200th of his career, and at least one in all 30 major-league parks. He's still 25. Oh, and he and Judge are now the only Yankees duo beside Ruth & Gehrig (1927, 1930, 1931), and Mantle and Maris (1961) to both hit over 40 home runs in the same season.

    Also, The Martian with a shot. Our potential Big Three OF with two homers, a double, and 6 ribbies tonight.

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  21. Why does it seem like the Martian is taking more ABs from Stanton than Verdugo.

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  22. I know. How is it possible that Vertigo is STILL in the lineup?

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  23. Well, I slept through that
    as I do all West Coast games.
    Onward and upward.

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  24. For me, I do not like the morons who run the show. Against The Mariners, the moron manager brought in Holmes and what did he get, another blown save. No worries, the same result will happen in the playoffs.

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