I knew John was coming back for the playoffs, but this past weekend when Michael Kay offhandedly said that the Voice would also be broadcasting the Orioles series, like we all knew it, I practically filthied myself!!
Oh! Speaking of Michael Kay, when Judge homered Sunday he said, "the captain just crunched one!" I think he's turning into John, or trying to.
I knew John Sterling, and Michael Kay is no John Sterling.
ReplyDeleteRicky Riccardo is as close as we get.
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ReplyDeleteI vote for Rickey
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed listening to him
Give him the damn job!
Henderson or Ricardo?
DeleteStill few haikus here
ReplyDeleteJerry, what's the story?
Wind and tumbleweeds
Au contraire mon frere!
DeleteI seem to be alone now
Wine is still my friend
"What's the story, Jerry?" Fond memories of JGE Electronics...
ReplyDeleteCan't hear the Master
ReplyDeleteSync with sirius just sucks
Have to endure Kay.
Tell me, did Gleyber
ReplyDeleteSee an optometrist or
a psychiatrist?
It's Haiku Tuesday
ReplyDeleteIt means I have to count
Alcohol don't help
I haven't really
ReplyDeleteBeen paying much attention
Schmidt really back yet?
Clean up aisle three
ReplyDeleteStang has had an accident
Someone change his shorts
Still waiting
DeleteJudge!!
ReplyDeleteHe's a good player
DeleteBetter than that O-tan-ee
Yankees should keep him
Signing off for now
DeleteI'm sitting down for dinner
Chicken marsala
Judge and John Sterling
ReplyDeleteThey are the best if the best
Ohtani . . . . SIT DOWN!
Vertigo just sucks
ReplyDeleteNobody can deny
He is a drag, man
DP by the clown
ReplyDeleteI thought that would happen
What a waste of space
Where's the fucking bunt?
DeleteWould have been useful, but no
Had to grind up worms
Mayza. Waving the white flag.
ReplyDeleteOK I have to ask
DeleteBut, who the fuck is Mayza?
Probably trash heap.
Yes indeed he was
DeleteHe was a good Blue Jay
Then cut when he sucked
Why is Mayza still pitching? And Leiter warming up? Fucking Boone.
ReplyDeleteWhy?????
ReplyDeleteSix straight losses loom.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the wild card round.
And early winter.
Did anyone launder
ReplyDeleteStangs poop filled underwear?
I know that I won't
Fragrant and Smelly
ReplyDeleteSomething stinks in the Bronx, right?
So what else is New?
Mystique and Aura
ReplyDeleteHave left the building, my friends.
You can smell what’s left.
And Torres fucks up on the basepaths again. Again.
ReplyDeleteWe’ve had Gleyber all these years and he still doesn’t know how to run the bases…
ReplyDeleteGleyber gives, Gleyber takes away.
ReplyDeleteGLEYBER'S GOTTA GLEYBER. Just a reminder of who he really is lest we think he's turned a corner.
ReplyDeleteSo stupid.
ReplyDeleteStanton wears the golden sombrero. Torres screwing up changed the game.
ReplyDeleteNo divisional championship today.
ReplyDeleteOne down, five to go
ReplyDeleteThey can surely lose them all
Our NY Yankees!
Oh, Indians win
ReplyDeleteThey'll blow that fucking lead too!
I hate management
Baseball ain’t the same
ReplyDeleteIt kinda feels different
Can Boone even sleep?
I am at peace, dewd
ReplyDeleteYankees Win, Yankees Lose, Yeah
One must rise above