Rob Refsnyder is available, and he's only 34!
Lance Lynn is 38, full of vim and vigor--and cheap, I bet!
Harrison Bader, the Big Boot. It'd be a real kick to re-sign him at 31!
Holy shit, Frankie Montas! The 32-year-old magician of the mound!
Two words: Caleb Ferguson, and he's only 28!
How about a nice veteran arm to help stabilize the pen? Yes, Aroldis Chapman is available! At 37, he's got plenty of time to shoot Brian's garage and sweat gallons of perspiration!
And if not him, David Robertson, the old pro, is 40 and ready to come home! In that village where centenarians eat yoghurt, 40 is still young!
Kyle!!! 35 and hitting his stride!
Gary Sanchez--32 and hitting occasionally! (Gonna need a new number, big guy!)
We don't need no stinking batting average. Not with 31-year-old Joey Gallo returning to the fold!
Gio!! 'Nuff said!
Go for it, Brian!!!
Let's get them back where they belong--at the lovely cinder block home of baseball's greatest team of all time...with an amazing 1 World Series title in 24 years!!! (And 26 championships played in an old stadium that was actually magical...)
And let's not overlook our new old manager, Buck Showalter!! At 68, he'll whip this team into shape with some old-time religion!
We can do it! We can get all of them back in pinstripes!
Man, I can't wait until April
Andy Marino @SNY reports the Yankees will definitely bring boonenext year.
ReplyDeleteBoone is worse than an idiot. He's stupid and doesn't know it.
ReplyDeleteRIP, Rudy May, 80.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/30/sports/baseball/rudy-may-dead.html
Keefe today is dead on
ReplyDeleteDead On
DeleteCan't wait for Andy Martino's sequel to "The Yankee Way."
ReplyDeleteRudy May trivia...I have three siblings. Rudy May was the Yankees starting pitcher, and got the win, on the day each of them was born.
ReplyDeleteThat is incredible. Wow. What are the odds?
DeleteCashman loves to bring back re-treads for seconds, thirds, fourths. In fact, Tommy "Tightpants" Kahnle is a second timer here. Every time they come back, it gets worse.
ReplyDeleteI can damn well guarantee that the season, especially the Series would NOT have played out if old Buck were the manager. NFW!!!!!!!!!
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