Sunday, October 20, 2024

Remember this day, and keep it holy.

 


Today, October 20th—10/20—is of course Mickmas, the holiest day on the Yankees calendar. It celebrates the birthday, in 1931, of the man who was the first sports hero for many of us. And on this day, in 2024, we find ourselves back in the World Series.

Some hominy: Mm, hominy! homilies fitting to this occasion:

1—Yes, we give Brian Cashman his props. I completely agree that we would have been here many times more in the past 25 years, with almost any other, conceivable general manager.

But...somehow, that dog's breakfast of a bullpen that he put together has, for a change, been largely brilliant. So has his designated replacement for Derek Jeter, Gleyber Torres.

So has his latest shortstop of the future, Anthony Volpe, and his off-season trade, Juan Soto. Not so much his other acquisitions or farm call-ups, such as Verdugo, Rodon, Stroman, Wells, Trevino, and Chisholm. But still. We're in the World Series. The little bastard gets his propers.

2—Yes, Hal spent the money and got it done. He is a seriously weird character. Even on the field last night, he was unable to smile or laugh. I have seen that in an other public men, and they are usually sociopaths. 

I don't say that Hal is a sociopath—just the expected result of growing up with George Steinbrenner as a father. 

Hal, time to unclench. And yes, open up that wallet. You can't let Juan Soto walk away, not after this past season and this last game. Write the check, put him in the outfield with Aaron Judge and The Martian, and we'll see what's what. 

Break the cycle! You can give other people pleasure, even if your father could not give it to you!

3—Yes, we were lucky. For a change, our path to the World Series was as easy as it could have been—unless, perhaps, the Tigers had made the ALCS. We got to skip the Orioles and, above all, our longtime tormentors, the Houston Cheatin' Heart Astros, long may they rot. Kansas City was plucky but little more; Cleveland was maybe the worst team I've ever seen the Yanks play in the championship series.

But as a great man (and lousy Yankees catcher) once said, "Luck is the residue of design." The Yanks built much of their path to the Series by (finally) finishing with the best record in the AL, and bringing enough depth to the postseason to win.

4—Yes, the Yankees played better than I thought they would. Much of the season, obviously (I had them down for all of 66 wins), and especially in the postseason.

No, the team often did not look like they could hit a beachball during the ALDS, especially, and at times in the second round. Their fielding was spotty to start off—though often that was due to decisions by management (A first baseman with two broken fingers? Really, Aaron?).  

But they overcame all that, they made a lot of excellent plays in the field (even Verdugo and Soto in the outfield, and Berti and Cabrera at first). They've seemed visibly steadier and more mature as play has progressed, taking a hard punch in Game 3 in the ALCS and not letting it faze them in the least.

Clutch stat: Your New York Yankees have now played 9 straight games decided by 3 runs or less—two short of the playoffs record (11, the 1980 Phillies). They have won 7 of those games.

5—Yes, they hit. Sort of. Judge's endless strikeouts were maddening at first, and the endless numbers runners left on base were demoralizing. 

But Judge had some big hits, Gleyber has had a stunningly good playoffs leading off, Volpe seems to have somehow turned it around, Rizzo has at least been able to hit singles, broken fingers or no, and even Wells smacked a home run. Basically, everyone except Jazz Chisholm has had some big moments at the plate—and he's been fielding well.

And then there were Stanton and Soto. Six home runs off the Guardians' elite relief corps in five games? Not too shabby.

(It did help that Stephen Vogt managed like...well, Aaron Boone on a bad day. Constantly challenging the Yankees' best and hottest hitters, even when they could easily have been walked? I don't get it.)

6—No, the starting pitching has not been outstanding. This has been our weakest area in the postseason, despite one excellent start apiece from Cole and Rodon. That's not enough. Clarke Schmidt has got to pick it up, and Luis Gil has got to continue to improve, after a promising start in Cleveland. Otherwise, our bullpen will collapse from overwork. Why Stroman is even on the roster is beyond me.

7—No, they will not win the World Series with this team. Unless...maybe. Both the Mets and the Dodgers have obvious holes in their bullpens, and they have been wearing each other down.

It will help us if the NLCS goes seven...though thanks to MLB, it won't help us as much as it should. They will still get to rest from Monday-Friday. Unless it rains in Southern California. Wait—it never rains in Southern California. But girl, don't they warn ya.

Both the Dodgers and the Mets look to have better, deeper lineups than we do. The Mets swept us during the regular season, and would love nothing better than to do so again. MLB would love nothing better than for Ohtani to have a great World Series—and they have that killer gate in right field. And don't expect Carlos Mendoza or Dave Roberts to be anywhere near as stupid as Stephen Vogt.

Either will be very, very tough. But not invincible.

8—Yes, win or lose, we must re-sign Juan Soto. The case will be made that the Yanks have many other needs: a power-hitting, lefty first baseman; another couple of starters, more relievers, etc. 

Bullshit. Juan Soto is a generational talent. At just 25, he is worth whatever insane amount of money he will want. 

All other needs can be met with more of Brian Cashman's vaunted dumpster diving, and his vaunted (in his mind) minor-league system. Give T.J. Rumfield a shot at first. Put Cabrera on the field more...everywhere. Let Rizzo go with our blessings. Let Verdugo go...all right, with more blessings. After all, it was his patented, weak, bouncing groundball to second base that unexpectedly set off that rally last night.

God bless you, Alex Verdugo. Now get out of here. We mean it.

9—Yes, Brian Cashman will probably re-sign Gleyber Torres. For some ridiculous number of years and amounts of money. Sigh. Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with re-signing Juan Soto. If it does...

10—Yes, you guys are the best. You add immeasurably to my enjoyment of this wonderful, silly game, and life in general. Let's go get the World Series. But if we don't, well, we can only remember the words of the one and only hit, Broadway musical made about our New York Yankees:

We ain't fussin'

Cause we got ussin'!

Quick trivia quiz: Who does Joe Hardy rob on the final play of said musical, while playing outfield for the Washington Senators?





  


  











22 comments:

  1. I bow before the wisdom of your words, oh great scribe! And pray the Mets and Dodgers beat each other's brains in.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Dog's breakfast? My doggies had delicious bacon and home made waffles with me this morning.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Mets scored a run on an Alonzo bloop infield single in the 1st.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Now the Dodgers scored. I don't like that. That pisses me off.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hoss, I won't address most of your points, as I generally agree with whatever you post, but I will note that your attempt at rehabilitating the legacy of Brian C. marks you as a much bigger, more magnanimous man than I could ever be. Or maybe less filled with anger, bitterness and hatred than I. Either way, I'm going to enjoy this day, celebrate Mickmas with some chocolate truffles, and peek in on Gameday to see how Los Mets are doing. They were behind the last time I looked.

    ReplyDelete
  6. It's beginning to look as if Darth is about to hand over the controls of the Death Star to the Dodgers. To our very own Luke Weaver, I say, "LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER...."

    ReplyDelete
  7. Thanks, guys. Hey, I'm willing to admit it even when Brian Cashman does something right. Even if it's only once every 15 years or so.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Mets down, 7-4, going into the bottom of the seventh. Does not look good.

    ReplyDelete
  9. If the dodgers win.... I don't forsee all those bullpen days they do...playing well against the Yankees...wtf happened to all their starters they spent all that money on

    ReplyDelete
  10. Ok - Stay with me -The NY Yankees vs The Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series. Who will weeeeeeeen?

    ReplyDelete
  11. It looks even worse now, Hoss. Yuck.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Thanks for the great recap Hoss! I’l take a swing at the trivia. Was it the Mick himself?

    ReplyDelete
  13. Thanks, 999! And yes, it was The Mick! Spoiler alert:
    Joe Hardy, who has defied the devil, has lost his special powers. Nonetheless, once again an ordinary, old man, he races back and spears Mantle's drive, saving the pennant for the Washington Senators...then continues out of the park and back to his loving wife.

    Of course, it's a fairy tale. But we had to keep myths like this alive, in order to give the outlanders SOME hope.

    ReplyDelete
  14. And the Mets are gone. Dodgers will be tough—especially as they have home field advantage. I'm thinking now that, maybe, the delay until the Series will help us, in that it will cool off their hitters. At least, we can hope!

    ReplyDelete
  15. Rob Manfred’s wet dream comes true: it’s Yankee - Dodgers. New York & Los Angeles! Shohai Ohtani & Aaron Judge! Mookie Betts & Juan Soto! Orlando Cabrera & Chris Taylor!

    ReplyDelete
  16. Horace, The Yankees get credit for going to the World Series. Cashman got lucky. There is alot of dreck in Basbeall and that is how the Yankees won 94 games. They are alot better than Kc and did not pulverize Cleveland.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Let's enjoy a few days, then pour our juju over the Yankees. The good kind. And the Dodgers? The Dodgers have I believe, two decent starting pitchers. The rest are on the DL. For all the money, pitching can go bad. Especially ironic given that baseball "minds" are set on pampering starters so much. Of course the starters are coached to contort and throw their shoulders to the max, whip their elbows, and twist their wrist to the point of internal explosion on ever pitch. All the money wasted on top talent, what a shame! We CAN take them down if the mistakes can be tamped down... I hear whistling. In the dark...

    ReplyDelete
  18. PS, kudos to the ever facile writing of Horace, of course, of course.

    ReplyDelete
  19. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Great piece. Never thought of Hal as a sociopath but now that you mention it...

    We are just two weeks away from the off season. Thought it would be here by now. My golf clubs have been in the car since the ALDS.

    "Who does Joe Hardy rob on the final play of said musical, while playing outfield for the Washington Senators?"

    Draft Kings.

    When the year began the Senators were 3000-1 to take the pennant. Now they have to pay out.

    Interestingly "Joe Hardy" placed a $1000 bet on Washington just hours before making his deal with Ray Walston and is now owned a cool three million dollars.

    He takes the money and tries to buy the Washington Senators. He doesn't have enough. Undaunted he switches to basketball and purchases the Washington Generals and eventually has to make a SECOND deal with the devil to turn into a 7'4" guy named Sven to finally beat those Damn Globetrotters.

    ReplyDelete

Members of the blog can comment. To receive an e-mailed invitation, write to johnandsuzyn@gmail.com. And check spam if it doesn't show up. (Google account required.)

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.