Love how the shark almost seems to be holding Lady Liberty's torch in this poster...
So, in the end, NYC's epic Two Days of Sport was something more like Two Days of Meh.
On the plus side, your New York Yankees went up, 1-0, in the ALCS, beating the Conies in Walkathon II: The Pitches Are Wild!. The Mets rallied gamely to tie up the Bums, and the Shark-Free Liberty managed not to blow a 17-point lead on top of blowing an 18-point lead.
So, good. Where this will all take us, who knows? Sure makes the fall fun, though. Save for...the football.
What a mess our two "hometown" ("home" being a New Jersey swamp in this instance) gridiron galoots are. Both are now 2-4, and between them have lost 3 games for want of a decent placekicker, which must be some type of record.
(Actually, last night, the Jets' Greg Zuerlein managed to hit the uprights twice, which to my mind should be worth 4 points.)
The Jets promptly doubled down on their in-season rebuilding, looking to bring in Davante Adams. But while Aaron Rodgers showed flashes of his old self, even pulling out a Hail Mary touchdown before the half, it looks like the Jets lack a line to protect him, and then there were those 110 yards in penalties. Of the Jints, best we not even speak.
It appears there will be little left to celebrate after baseball—and the WNBA, give the Liberty their props—shut down. Oh, wait: the Rangers did smack down Detroit last night, and they're looking very sharp. What could possibly keep them from winning their second Stanley Cup in the last 84 years?
But I digress. Yanks need to get to the Series, before the long, cold winter sets in.
And...Wells back in the four spot. Boy, I would love to get on Aaron Boone's good side.
ReplyDeleteUhm - and what exact side would that be?
DeleteAnd Rizzo is back again
DeleteAnd he will be, until he can't.
DeleteHey, basketball doesn’t end this week - as noted, & red-coated, Yankees fan Spike Lee can tell you, the Knicks will be very good this year.
ReplyDeleteAnd for some of us, the Premier League holds forth all winter.
ReplyDeleteWhen does curling start?
ReplyDelete1-2-3 for Cole. Nice start.
ReplyDeleteJudge please
ReplyDeleteRunner in scoring position. Can he score without a wild pitch?
ReplyDeletePlease don't hit into a DP Judge~.
ReplyDeleteDP or just a strikeout? Sac fly, maybe.
ReplyDeleteLousy hitting, worse fielding.
ReplyDeleteWells really needs to drop down in the order
ReplyDeleteYes, he does.
DeleteCan't anyone help Wells? A teammate? Coach? Outside expert?
ReplyDeleteOrder him the parm. Worked for the Vulpine.
DeleteAre the Yanks going to leave a village of runners on base? Can't we string a few hits together?
ReplyDeleteIt takes a village. Never forget that the biggest Yankee stat for the past 20 years has been the number of men left on base.
ReplyDelete27 pitches.
ReplyDeleteI've just officially changed number 13's name to Jizz Chasm.
ReplyDeleteCarl,
DeleteStay away from those "special" porn sites. Next thing you know, you'll be talking about Brazilian fart porn.
Chisholm has been as bad as Wells…
ReplyDeleteBoth as cold as ice.
DeleteColace is OK.
ReplyDelete....
...
...
So far.
@ mik....but neither are willing to sacrifice!
ReplyDeleteNice!!!!!!
DeleteRizz looks okay.
ReplyDeleteTerrible throw from the outfield.
ReplyDeletePain Killers
ReplyDeleteWowzer!
ReplyDeleteVertigo. FFS.
ReplyDeleteVerdugo!
ReplyDeleteI thought this pitcher was supposed to be really good?
ReplyDeleteGleyber did not move the runners! Not a good AB...
ReplyDeleteIntentional walk for Soto. Because Judge has been sucking.
ReplyDeleteBases loaded, one out. Perfect spot for a DP.
Pulls the starting pitcher for one of their best bullpen guys. This at bat could change the whole feel of this game...
DeleteHow the mighty have fallen. I hope he crushes it
ReplyDeleteCmon long fly ball
ReplyDeleteSac fly.
ReplyDeleteThere you go.
ReplyDeleteWelp, much better than a DP
ReplyDeleteProductive, but hardly MVP ish.
ReplyDeleteI’m starting to pine for Trevino.
ReplyDeleteWells K, again.
ReplyDeleteThey'll just never move Wells from the four spot, will they?
ReplyDeleteKay and LaGreca arrogantly hung up on a listener who suggested playing Trevino and Berti over Wells + Chisolm , the new Generation K. LaGreca actually bemoaning the fact that he had “worked his ass off” to get where he is and how it was a shame he had to take such phone calls. Add in the ignorant man-child and who sits on the right and you have an unlistenable farrago of shilliness.
DeleteBizarre.
DeleteWells strikes out like a chump
ReplyDeleteAllergic to the big inning.
ReplyDeleteBibee gone already. That'd be great if Cleveland's bullpen wasn't excellent.
ReplyDeletehow he keeps batting clean up is why even if the Yankees make the series I want Boone gone!
ReplyDeleteCole about to implode?
ReplyDeleteWe should have 5 or 6 runs instead of 3
ReplyDeleteThere is no way in hell Boooooone is gone. Not unless he gets caught with kiddy porn and even that might not be ebough
ReplyDeleteIf there is a HR this inning, it will be solo.
ReplyDeleteI can't support any team that has such a fat slob playing first. What year is this, anyway?
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's in a beer league somewhere.
ReplyDeleteJazz should have let Volpe play that ball...
ReplyDeleteThis is an ACE?
ReplyDeleteThere goes the neighborhood
ReplyDeleteWhen Cole walks guys, he's way off his game.
ReplyDeleteGame changes right here: Cole isn’t sharp.
ReplyDeleteDavid Fry fouls out, and his Nixon impression was way over the top.
ReplyDeleteLucky call. Whew.
ReplyDeleteCole dodged another bullet. Thank goodness the Guardians can’t hit
ReplyDeleteGood point. Guardians are not a very good hitting team. Scary thought Cole vs. Mets or LA.
DeleteThe really scary thing is, we may see Stroman tonight.
ReplyDeleteNFW!
DeleteCole is done. He should be yanked.
ReplyDeleteCole
ReplyDeletePainful.
ReplyDeleteThe Moron is going to bring in Aroldis Holmes with the bases loaded.
ReplyDeleteGet him out now. Not after the next batter. That'll be too late.
ReplyDeleteCan't find the plate. Ugly.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is starting to suck
ReplyDeleteYes
DeleteStolen base removes chance of DP.
ReplyDeleteFinally. Fucking Boone.
ReplyDeleteThis Ump is ass
ReplyDeleteNot only that the TBS broadcast has been jerking off the guardians the last two days despite the fact they have been LOSING
ReplyDeleteCole can't past 4 1/3. Sorry, not impressed.
ReplyDeleteHolmes coming in with runners on. This won’t end well.
ReplyDeleteNot the ump's fault Cole can't get any swinging strikes.
ReplyDeleteHow come all their infield grounders end up being productive?
ReplyDeleteCole is essentially a small man.
ReplyDeleteHolmes has good stuff. Just can't remain calm enough to handle the closers role.
ReplyDeleteWells still great defensively.
ReplyDeleteYes. Keep him behind the plate just drop him a little in the order.
DeleteHolmes!!!
ReplyDeleteGive Holmes credit: nice job.
ReplyDeleteHOLMES
ReplyDeleteWhat an offense.
ReplyDeleteHILL? HILL? HILL?
ReplyDeleteBoone just gave away the Series.
ReplyDeleteYep, I give Holmes his propers...
ReplyDeleteHILL? FUCKING HILL?
ReplyDeleteIs Boone betting against the Yankees? I want an investigation, now.
ReplyDeleteI like the Hill hop he does after every pitch
ReplyDeleteHill!
ReplyDeleteZen koan: Why do sidearm pitchers like Hill, Quisenberry, Tekulve wear their pants way up high like Richard Nixon?
ReplyDeleteThis is NOT the Hill to die on...
ReplyDeleteOh, well, Hill. Pretty good choice. You gotta hand it to that Aaron Boone! :)
ReplyDeleteWell, hell, Hill. "I'd rather be lucky than good."
ReplyDeleteI was just going to ask if someone on our crack training staff could wash out Jazz's eyes. But hey...
ReplyDeleteWtf is wrong with Chisholm's eyes? He was rubbing them yesterday, too. Contacts? Allergies?
ReplyDeleteBunt?
ReplyDeleteJAZZ!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother great Cashman acquisition.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, Chisholm. Unfuckingbelievable.
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell was Jazz going? Why risk that? What was the point? Why risk this inning?
ReplyDeleteWTF is wrong with Yankee baserunners???
ReplyDeleteJazzy Feet!
ReplyDeleteThe Master is livid! The Yankees have to get the runner over! Especially now it's the post season!! Where is the bunt?? What was Jazz doing wandering of the base!! Where was Jazz going!!?!??!!???
So, the way baseball USED to be played, you got a guy on second, late in a one-run game, you would have the little guy up next bunt him over, hoping the power-hitting first baseman after him could hit a sac fly and give you a valuable run...
ReplyDeleteUnreal.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, coaching
ReplyDelete...Now, you have the lead runner act like a moron until someone picks him off.
ReplyDeleteCan’t win championships with boneheaded base running…
ReplyDeleteThanks Jazz - he stole a run from us
ReplyDeleteRizzo is a rugged game-er!!! Broken fingers and all
Jazz wins tonight's Gleyber Award for Baserunning Excellence.
ReplyDeleteRizzo!!!!
Would have been two runs if not for Chisholm.
But hey, better lucky than good!
ReplyDeleteWell, we have an RBI hit with a runner in scoring position, at least.
ReplyDeleteBig Tony!! Scores Little Tony!! The Tonys!!
ReplyDeleteRizzo too???
ReplyDelete"Run the bases like drunks!" That was John Sterling's actual call on the FAN. He is correct. The Master is PISSED.
ReplyDeleteWTF was that?
ReplyDeleteAnd...ran into ANOTHER pointless out. Quite a display of baseball out there tonight.
ReplyDeleteUnreal
ReplyDeleteBaserunners run amuck.
ReplyDeleteWe were all feeling so good about Rizzo
ReplyDeleteThe Master: "Boy, it that isn't the Yankees. That's what they do, run the bases like drunks!"
ReplyDeleteI bask in the glow the like of which we shall never again know.
A thousand yesses on both!
DeleteI blame the concussion.
ReplyDeleteHow much of this bad base running is Boone fault? Do you picture him stressing fundamentals and stressing the finer points? Or does he just try to be everybody's buddy?
ReplyDeleteAnthony Rizzo picked off and caught stealing 3rd base, catcher Austin Hedges to second baseman Andrés Giménez to third baseman José Ramírez to shortstop Brayan Rocchio to third baseman José Ramírez.
ReplyDelete3 Outs.
Stands full of paying customers to witness that beer league shit.
Shift is working, for a change.
ReplyDeleteHill is buzzing along. So yank him!
ReplyDeleteEven if they win this game, you feel their luck running out. Like all the stupid will start to catch up with them in Game 3.
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ReplyDeleteGood call Boone. Hill could have walked that runner all by himself. Now the right hander will be facing the lefty.
ReplyDeleteGood thing Hill is gone.
ReplyDeleteBoone is a schmuck.
ReplyDeleteGot out of the inning…
ReplyDeleteThis TBS announcer says things that are amazingly wrong.
ReplyDeleteKahnle did not pitch a flawless inning. He pitched to two guys, walked one, and got one out.
ReplyDeleteAnything Boone does is amazingly wrong.
ReplyDeleteI have the sound off. Such as?
ReplyDelete"I have the sound off"
DeleteI'm jealous.
JM, he's just trying to fit in.
ReplyDeleteTime for Judge to step up…
ReplyDeleteThere ya go!!!
ReplyDeleteJudge!!!!
ReplyDeleteFinally!
ReplyDeleteALLLLLLLLL RRRIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJudge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteAll Rise
Real, live, insurance runs
Starr Insurance runs
DeleteBreathing room.
ReplyDeleteAttaboy
ReplyDeleteNice. And even a good at-bat for Wells. If he could get it back...but he still should not be hitting fourth.
ReplyDeleteCan I stop hearing about Clevelands lights out bullpen now 😒
ReplyDelete👍👍👍👍👍
ReplyDeleteBen Lively in. Former lover of Mistress Quickly.
ReplyDeleteIf Judge has broken out of his slump, Cleveland are toast
ReplyDeleteToby Belch will pitch the 9th.
ReplyDeleteI know tomorrow is an off-day, but I’d rather the Guardians didn’t get another chance to see Weaver, if it can be avoided.
ReplyDeleteThat works if management thinks ahead. Toss-up at best.
DeleteWhat's with Weaver needing so many warmups in the bullpen? Could he have problems loosening up from throwing five outs yesterday? This is strange, and worrisome.
ReplyDeleteUmp wants to go home.
ReplyDeleteAnd now they know Weaver isn’t unhittable. Fuck you, Boone.
ReplyDeleteThe-uhuhuhuh-huhUHUHUHhuhhhuhuh- AAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHaaahhh-ahahahahaaah-ahahahahhh-uh Uh Uh Uh Yankeeeeessseeessss WEEEEEEENNNNNNNE!
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteThuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!
ReplyDeleteYANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMagic number is 6.
ReplyDeleteSuper Woooooooooooooooot
ReplyDeleteThat was fucking exhausting.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I’d forgotten what the post-season was like…
ReplyDeleteTheir best performance yet in the post.
ReplyDelete2 more please!
Thank you, Hinkey!
ReplyDeleteI dunno; Weaver got a little too much of the plate, pitching to their best hitter. You want to be aggressive in that situation, and not walk anybody...
ReplyDelete...Meanwhile, as Joe of AZ notes, so much for Cleveland's vaunted bullpen. Yanks are finally ripping the ball; even Wells got some good swipes out there in his last at-bat...
ReplyDeletePulling your number one starter so quickly was tactically foolish, sends a message of panic through the club, and was a CYA move. Worse, it was strategically foolish because those bullpen arms aren't going to get stronger.
DeleteDid we win the series yet? Asking for a friend…
ReplyDelete...Sure, this Yankees team is perfectly capable of going into Cleveland and getting swept. But a win even though Cole had a lousy start and they ran the bases like drunks?
ReplyDeleteAnd here I am thinking that everclear was banned from clubhouses
ReplyDeleteBah, humbug...
ReplyDeleteWe must remember not to forget what needs to be remembered
ReplyDelete