Can be a deceiver
Young, bright, even cleaner
Than Beaver Cleaver
Yet kills with his heater
Like dengue fever
Cincinnati weren't believers
DFA'd him, pulled the lever
New York thought him keener
Not as a starter, neither
Now the late-game Caesar
Star reliever
Overachiever
From kids to geezers
The Yankeeverse is flying in the ether
Heavy breathers
With Weaver Fever
Breathtaking lyricism, Alibi Ike
ReplyDeleteI worked on it for days.
ReplyDeleteA. I. - who do you want to perform your little gem?
ReplyDeleteChristopher Walken or Judy Dench
DeleteMaybe they can do a duet
DeleteTalkin like Walken, good choice. Nice poem.
DeleteHey, wait a minute! His initials ARE AI! Is he a machine? How else could he write with such monstrous ingenuity???
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